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One Bad Monkey · 11-17-2002, 12:45 PM

Hello everyone. I'm new here. I've been surfing the board for some time now, and judging from the posts many of you seem to be cool

Anywas, here's my problem:
I'm 18 and a half, and have never fucked a girl yet

I don't know how it's done so i'm not really eager to expirement (because of possible utter humilliation before the chick).
Therefore i'm asking you to teach me step by step what to do when the chick agrees to go have a fuck.
I'm afraid that when everything starts i may cum too fast, without much action - that would suck. And it would take some time to get it up afterwars. Those dudes in porn movies fuck for 10 minnutes non-stop, wtf ?
How is it really done ?

SleazyDream · 11-17-2002, 12:47 PM

any bets on who this new identity is?

eru · 11-17-2002, 12:49 PM

Jaba the Hutt teach you how to fuck anal and PARTY afterword!

sherbert · 11-17-2002, 12:50 PM

boneprone has excelled himself this time.

on the chance that this is real:

"may" cum to fast? "may"?
you will cum too fast, everyone does, lol.
" sorry about that, you're very nice and you're making me hot. sometimes it happens... "

One Bad Monkey · 11-17-2002, 12:51 PM

I'm nobodys identity. I've been reading the board without posting because i'm fairly new in this biz and don't know much.

Anyway, please help me out with my question.
thanks

SleazyDream · 11-17-2002, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by One Bad Monkey
I'm nobodys identity. I've been reading the board without posting because i'm fairly new in this biz and don't know much.

Anyway, please help me out with my question.
thanks

hire a hooker then?????????? a few hundred bucks and she'll teach you everything. just be sure to use a condom

One Bad Monkey · 11-17-2002, 12:54 PM

I don't want to hire a hooker (i have reasons okay ?)

Just teach step by step or something. Is it hard for you ?

eru · 11-17-2002, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sherbert
boneprone has excelled himself this time.

on the chance that this is real:

"may" cum to fast? "may"?
you will cum too fast, everyone does, lol.
" sorry about that, you're very nice and you're making me hot. sometimes it happens... "

You get that Chinese girl from your class yet?

daddynastee · 11-17-2002, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by One Bad Monkey
Just teach step by step or something. Is it hard for you ?

Picture saving a thousand words and all that:

http://tinyurl.com/2rvd

One Bad Monkey · 11-17-2002, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by daddynastee

Picture saving a thousand words and all that:

http://tinyurl.com/2rvd

That's fucking evil. I was talking about women.

Any advice you can give me is welcomed

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 11-17-2002, 01:12 PM

Get Kazaa. Download all the free porn...monkey see monkey do.

One Bad Monkey · 11-17-2002, 01:18 PM

I've watched a lot of porn movies - doesnt help. They are like, all pros there.

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 11-17-2002, 01:31 PM

Practice makes perfect...I would have to agree with SleazyDream...hire a hooker, learn what you need to...and make some lucky lady happy

Anything else, have the chick fall for the *waiting for the right girl* route...some chicks like to deflower guys...I know I did

Brown Bear · 11-17-2002, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
Practice makes perfect...I would have to agree with SleazyDream...hire a hooker, learn what you need to...and make some lucky lady happy

Anything else, have the chick fall for the *waiting for the right girl* route...some chicks like to deflower guys...I know I did

My flower has grown back, wanna deflower me again?

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 11-17-2002, 01:44 PM

uh oh...better fetch the weed killer....

Undutchable · 11-17-2002, 01:45 PM

It's very easy, you can't go wrong

Just think of your mother while you're doing her and you won't cum for at least the first five minutes

Or jack off before you do her, that'll numb you enough to not make you cum too fast

The rest is easy, locate the pussy, whip our your weewee and hit it, hit it hard

Good luck

neewwman · 11-17-2002, 01:49 PM

Make her cum orally first then she won't care if you only last three pumps.

mrthumbs · 11-17-2002, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by neewwman
Make her cum orally first then she won't care if you only last three pumps.

Machete_ · 11-17-2002, 01:56 PM

Boneprone - its that time a day, where you should find the pills your doctor gave you

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 11-17-2002, 01:59 PM

*shakes head in dismay*

Pipecrew · 11-17-2002, 02:01 PM

This is what you have to look forward too

http://www.boygirlbang.com/visitors/...ers/bob-60.wmv

quiet · 11-17-2002, 02:03 PM

'wrong hoop'

One Bad Monkey · 11-17-2002, 02:05 PM

cool

keep them coming please

XXXPaysiteDesign · 11-17-2002, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
This is what you have to look forward too

http://www.boygirlbang.com/visitors/...ers/bob-60.wmv

Machete_ · 11-17-2002, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
This is what you have to look forward too

http://www.boygirlbang.com/visitors/...ers/bob-60.wmv

hhheeehhehe.. that was like my first blowjob many years ago... I just isent that fat

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 11-17-2002, 02:10 PM

Um.

Dont insist butt sex on the first date.

Unless shes cool with it.

Or has eplispsy.

One Bad Monkey · 11-17-2002, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
This is what you have to look forward too

http://www.boygirlbang.com/visitors/...ers/bob-60.wmv

LMAO, this is hillarious

Do all fatties have small cocks ? hahahah

SleazyDream · 11-17-2002, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear

My flower has grown back, wanna deflower me again?

amazing what grows in shit isn't it?

Deranged Monkey · 11-17-2002, 04:22 PM

There can only be one true Monkey

Why is it the day after I join as Deranged Monkey another Monkey joins the board...............

bignosejimmy · 11-17-2002, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
This is what you have to look forward too

http://www.boygirlbang.com/visitors/...ers/bob-60.wmv

Poor Bob! Check out the look on his face when he popped his load. Man that's some funny shit!

Undutchable · 11-17-2002, 04:30 PM

heheh
BoyGirlBang has got some FUNNNYYYY content

flashfreak · 11-17-2002, 04:34 PM

like this:

Kris · 11-17-2002, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
This is what you have to look forward too

http://www.boygirlbang.com/visitors/...ers/bob-60.wmv

fucking hilarious! thanks pipe, made my day

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 11-17-2002, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flashfreak
like this:

That thing had me hypnotized for a good 5 minutes.

Rock.

Bobo · 11-17-2002, 05:01 PM

Haha nice link Pipe. I like the fact that it's a chick behind the camera doing all the commenting too.

EscortBiz · 11-17-2002, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
This is what you have to look forward too

http://www.boygirlbang.com/visitors/...ers/bob-60.wmv

made my day thans i owe ya one

One Bad Monkey · 11-18-2002, 02:19 AM

any more advices ?

RedShoe · 11-18-2002, 02:24 AM

Isn't anyone just slighty curious as to why the subject title has nothing to do with the subject matter?

Why would he ask for Snow's help?

kenny · 11-18-2002, 03:08 AM

What is even stranger is that I swear the topic title has changed

nocostporn · 11-18-2002, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
Isn't anyone just slighty curious as to why the subject title has nothing to do with the subject matter?

Why would he ask for Snow's help?

to get his shitty program some publicity...Obvious that this is one of two people

boneprone · 11-18-2002, 01:34 PM

what?

SNOW · 11-18-2002, 02:16 PM

http://www.minou.com/aboutsex/fellatio.htm

try that

BT · 11-18-2002, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by One Bad Monkey
any more advices ?

Take a viagra and your dick will stay hard after you nutt... And just fuck thru the first three... I am sure she will be satified

SNOW · 11-18-2002, 03:35 PM

wise words ..

11-17-2002, 12:45 PM	#1
One Bad Monkey So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 9	Guys, teach me how to fuck Hello everyone. I'm new here. I've been surfing the board for some time now, and judging from the posts many of you seem to be cool Anywas, here's my problem: I'm 18 and a half, and have never fucked a girl yet I don't know how it's done so i'm not really eager to expirement (because of possible utter humilliation before the chick). Therefore i'm asking you to teach me step by step what to do when the chick agrees to go have a fuck. I'm afraid that when everything starts i may cum too fast, without much action - that would suck. And it would take some time to get it up afterwars. Those dudes in porn movies fuck for 10 minnutes non-stop, wtf ? How is it really done ? Last edited by One Bad Monkey; 11-17-2002 at 12:46 PM..

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One Bad Monkey So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 9	I'm nobodys identity. I've been reading the board without posting because i'm fairly new in this biz and don't know much. Anyway, please help me out with my question. thanks

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One Bad Monkey So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 9	I don't want to hire a hooker (i have reasons okay ?) Just teach step by step or something. Is it hard for you ?

11-17-2002, 01:18 PM	#12
One Bad Monkey So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 9	I've watched a lot of porn movies - doesnt help. They are like, all pros there.

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