Guys, teach me how to fuck
 

Hello everyone. I'm new here. I've been surfing the board for some time now, and judging from the posts many of you seem to be cool :glugglug

Anywas, here's my problem:
I'm 18 and a half, and have never fucked a girl yet
:girl
I don't know how it's done so i'm not really eager to expirement (because of possible utter humilliation before the chick).
Therefore i'm asking you to teach me step by step what to do when the chick agrees to go have a fuck.
I'm afraid that when everything starts i may cum too fast, without much action - that would suck. And it would take some time to get it up afterwars. Those dudes in porn movies fuck for 10 minnutes non-stop, wtf ?
How is it really done ? :helpme

any bets on who this new identity is?

http://www.neonowl.net/images/articles/jabba.jpg

Jaba the Hutt teach you how to fuck anal and PARTY afterword!

boneprone has excelled himself this time. :thumbsup


on the chance that this is real:

"may" cum to fast? "may"?
you will cum too fast, everyone does, lol.
" sorry about that, you're very nice and you're making me hot. sometimes it happens... "
:1orglaugh

I'm nobodys identity. I've been reading the board without posting because i'm fairly new in this biz and don't know much.

Anyway, please help me out with my question.
thanks

:thumbsup

hire a hooker then?????????? a few hundred bucks and she'll teach you everything. just be sure to use a condom

I don't want to hire a hooker (i have reasons okay ?)

Just teach step by step or something. Is it hard for you ?

You get that Chinese girl from your class yet?

Picture saving a thousand words and all that:

http://tinyurl.com/2rvd:thumbsup

That's fucking evil. I was talking about women.

Any advice you can give me is welcomed :helpme

Get Kazaa. Download all the free porn...monkey see monkey do.

I've watched a lot of porn movies - doesnt help. They are like, all pros there.

Practice makes perfect...I would have to agree with SleazyDream...hire a hooker, learn what you need to...and make some lucky lady happy :)

Anything else, have the chick fall for the *waiting for the right girl* route...some chicks like to deflower guys...I know I did :)

My flower has grown back, wanna deflower me again?

uh oh...better fetch the weed killer....

It's very easy, you can't go wrong

Just think of your mother while you're doing her and you won't cum for at least the first five minutes :)

Or jack off before you do her, that'll numb you enough to not make you cum too fast :glugglug

The rest is easy, locate the pussy, whip our your weewee and hit it, hit it hard

Good luck :BangBang:

Make her cum orally first then she won't care if you only last three pumps.

:thumbsup

Boneprone - its that time a day, where you should find the pills your doctor gave you

*shakes head in dismay*

This is what you have to look forward too

http://www.boygirlbang.com/visitors/...ers/bob-60.wmv

'wrong hoop'

cool :thumbsup
keep them coming please :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

hhheeehhehe.. that was like my first blowjob many years ago... I just isent that fat

Um.

Dont insist butt sex on the first date.

Unless shes cool with it.

Or has eplispsy.

:Graucho

LMAO, this is hillarious :1orglaugh
Do all fatties have small cocks ? hahahah

amazing what grows in shit isn't it?

There can only be one true Monkey :BangBang:

Why is it the day after I join as Deranged Monkey another Monkey joins the board...............

Poor Bob! Check out the look on his face when he popped his load. Man that's some funny shit!

heheh
BoyGirlBang has got some FUNNNYYYY content :)

like this:
http://wedesignxxx.com/ff.gif

fucking hilarious! thanks pipe, made my day

That thing had me hypnotized for a good 5 minutes.

Rock.

Haha nice link Pipe. I like the fact that it's a chick behind the camera doing all the commenting too.

made my day thans i owe ya one

any more advices ?

Isn't anyone just slighty curious as to why the subject title has nothing to do with the subject matter?

Why would he ask for Snow's help?

What is even stranger is that I swear the topic title has changed

to get his shitty program some publicity...Obvious that this is one of two people :winkwink:

what?

http://www.minou.com/aboutsex/fellatio.htm

try that

Take a viagra and your dick will stay hard after you nutt... And just fuck thru the first three... I am sure she will be satified

wise words ..