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pixovore 02-10-2009 03:28 AM

Here s another hot thread from..... AQ

:1orglaugh

seeric 02-10-2009 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alienq (Post 15465619)
you are not a client. My client was shanes world. The checks didnt have yer shit on them and believe me when i was doing what i did for them i was not so certain on the direction they were taking. You do not make a program for webmasters that is not intuitive, nor does not update. The program itself does not demonstrate available programs nor has it expanded on more dynamic approaches to current marketing.

The graphical works i was not fond of either, to intensive, to much flash that leaves th4e surfer wondering what exactly they are going into. Those are just the basics in my book of the flawed approaches to whats happening over there.

And i am sorry...

I think you are fucking them up. If they had some words with me i will be more than glad to explaine how. Aerik you seem to be a little more on edge and paranoid about the subject. Its really no matter to me.

I got nothing to hide, like i said no one is tapping my shoulder on this, i was just fishing and you pulled the line.

I think you have DID. can you bring back the guy who I used to work with on projects please?

oh yah, ass face? Guess who got your name on that check?

You know what fuck you! Seriously. You have no idea how anything works.

It was me who chose your dumb ass and me who let other designers go to hire you, so suck a fat cock you ungrateful fuck.

seeric 02-10-2009 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15465619)
You are not a client. My Client was Shanes World. The checks didnt have yer shit on them and believe me when I was doing what I did for them I was not so certain on the direction they were taking. You do not make a program for webmasters that is not intuitive, nor does not update. The program itself does not demonstrate available programs nor has it expanded on more dynamic approaches to current marketing.

you dumb shit, my new tour converts better than the old one. are you seriously mentally handicapped?

they didn't do anything, I BUILT THAT TOUR, god you have a concrete skull.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fuck your approaches.

Fuck your skewed perspectives.

Design dude. No one cares about what you have to say business model wise.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-10-2009 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 15465857)
you dumb shit, my new tour converts better than the old one. are you seriously mentally handicapped?

they didn't do anything, I BUILT THAT TOUR, god you have a concrete skull.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fuck your approaches.

Fuck your skewed perspectives.

Design dude. No one cares about what you have to say business model wise.

A: Anything would convert better than the old one, what you are saying is not much.

You couldnt be more mistaken.

In one day I made two threads that got more views than any thread you have ever made in your life. People do care about what I say and I was not even trying and they both are business related.

And just because I said Fuck You... TO the great DJAerik who rightfully deserved it at the right time and place you come here pissing all over me.

Play down my skills, my creativity and my knowledge like you are some big shit.
You are a dime a dozen...

And after all this shit...
Its beyond repair with you, I wanted to goto bed early tonight.

Yet I just get sucked in to phonies like yourself. Oops did I say phony? Yeah I did, it must be late. You are a Phoney Airek and I really thought you could take a little feed back on something you seem to stand with.

Supporting content thieves and supporting those who pay them.
I say it like it is...
Justifying the right of law does not make outright theft right and standing with those that reward them is beyond words. You make me sick.

And thats the truth you hate.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-10-2009 04:23 AM

This thread delivers..

BTW, I will give you a job if you want Alien..

Tjeezers 02-10-2009 04:24 AM

here we go again.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-10-2009 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15466182)
This thread delivers..

BTW, I will give you a job if you want Alien..

I have gottin a few people interested in doing this possibly and I have not made my mind up about anyone yet and yes each person is good and reputable in the business:)

It will be a hard decision for sure because I am planning this to be a longterm project that works with both myself and the agent. Like I said earlier I hate almost everyone on this board. Almost all of you make me fucking sick so I rather not deal with people anymore in public forums while trying to find clients. No matter what I say or do the haters prevail and Alienq is an idiot. I wouldnt do business with me either after reading some of the crazy shit the fuck heads say about me and when I fight back oh boy there we go its Nuclear alien has lost his mind again! Shit what the fuck ever...

So basically posting does nothing but hurt my business, I am not allowed an opinion, I am not alllowed to point anything out or have a thought on a subject relating to the biz as a whole. I know shit sure though when I make a statement its read and people watch and some do actually learn.

So on that note I bid you all a good night.

CarlosTheGaucho 02-10-2009 04:50 AM

http://www.cinematical.com/media/2006/02/beetle.jpg

JamesK 02-10-2009 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15466069)
In one day I made two threads that got more views than any thread you have ever made in your life. People do care about what I say and I was not even trying and they both are business related.

Hey now, don't flatter yourself. People check your threads because you always make an ass out of yourself. I haven't seen ONE thread where you kept your cool. You go nuts every time and can't take shit from anyone, which results in a meltdown about every year.

Designers are dime a dozen, especially those from first world countries should learn to shut up and act professional, because they need way more money to maintain. You pretend like you know anything about business, yet you break every unwritten business rule you can by being an assclown on boards and insulting people.

I suggest you get yourself banned from GFY and any other boards, find yourself a hobby and find the right guy to represent you. You posting on business boards = digging your own grave.

Bojangles 02-10-2009 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15465531)
Damn you...

Yeah. Sure why not.


Keep kickin' ass on that guitar, man. You should make some more sometime. :thumbsup

stonehammer 02-10-2009 05:46 AM

might be good to let afew people resell your designs

StuartD 02-10-2009 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 15465491)
I'm trying to talk some sense into him until he made it personal, and since I'm not one to back down, I'm guns blazing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15466219)
So basically posting does nothing but hurt my business, I am not allowed an opinion, I am not alllowed to point anything out or have a thought on a subject relating to the biz as a whole.

This is the thing, you don't post an opinion, you don't point anything out... you make it personal every single time. You can't possibly point out someone's typo without making statements about their education, or mental intellect, or even their business.

You make it personal every single time, trying to rip into people as much as you possibly can right out of the gate. You don't wait until it escalates, you just go for the kill immediately and hope to win any argument by having them hate you.

And every single time, you end up with a thread like this where 99% of the people are laughing at you, hating you, trying to explain this crap to you again and again. And yet you keep right on thinking that you're right.

See, everyone posts an opinion, makes points, even gets into arguments... but it's because you make it personal, and go on the attack in the biggest way you possibly can that makes it hard for people to want to work with you.

You can't even see the difference between a rational debate and personal/professional attacks and insults.

But what ever. Keep struggling to pay those bills all the while pounding your chest about everyone else being wrong and you being right. You're the man. You've got it all figured out, we don't. You win. Enjoy the next Christmas you have to cancel.

Martin 02-10-2009 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 15465251)
Let me break it down for you Martin. You're an intelligent guy and I enjoy your posts.

Here's the thing. Alien is in a category where there are tons and tons of qualified designers. If someone is a prick like p1mpdogg on the boards and can back up a deal I do with him off the boards, that is all good. I look past that. It has to do with the position you play and every position has so many players. There are only so many program owners, as an example. However, designers are coming out the wazoo.

The way I see it, if Alien doesn't like my views on something and wants to verbally assault me for them, then well, why would I give him work? So he can be in the middle of the job I hired him to do he can meltdown on me and cause issues mid project? It's easier for a project manager/business owner like me to go elsewhere and avoid the hassle. There's nothing Alien does that someone else can't do for me, so I will avoid the possibility of confrontation by default.

He doesn't give a shit. He will tell you. He's rich, he doesn't need my money, or my clients money when we do design jobs. He'll tell you. He has so much work that he doesn't need a few piddly thousand dollars.

I like him, but fuck all if this guy is gonna tell me to fuck myself when I can see the trends and the industry move and he can't. Piss on that.

Anyway, just wanted to clarify that for you. Keep on making sense, because you really do, I just wanted to tell you WHY this hurts Alien when he does bullshit like this.

I see your point. I must admit I don't know the full story on Alien or your history with him.. I tend to skip over the drama related threads. I remember that guy Amp who used to post here. Now he was a real nut job, but he did alot of business because his designs were really good.

Carmine Raguso 02-10-2009 06:18 AM

This AlienQ guy sounds like he has a severe problem with alcohol or drugs. I have never seen anyone fluctuate their attitude from one extreme to the other so fast. That's on OR offline.

I don't even know too much about this guy but would never even consider for one second using him for anything what so ever. :uhoh

TheDoc 02-10-2009 06:36 AM

For every 10 people on GFY you piss off, you have another 100 possible clients that have never visited GFY or heard of you.

The only problem I see is you don't market yourself. You can rant, hate, cuss, yell at people all day, but unless you solicited your service, hardly anyone will buy. You don't have to change what you do or who you are, just sell the damn thing - and not on GFY.

For the record, I like AlienQ and I don't think I have ever used his services. He is a ass that spews trash shit, but that makes him AlienQ. He may spew tons of crap, but it's far more entertaining and creative than most others on GFY.

HorseShit 02-10-2009 07:48 AM

I could care less about board shit when it comes to purchasing something also, as long as I know I won't be screwed, it's cool

Kron 02-10-2009 08:21 AM

Good luck mate

DarkJedi 02-10-2009 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 15465373)

http://www.darksidedata.com/airek.jpg

TisMe 02-10-2009 08:31 AM

A smart potential design client will look at 2 things. Are the designs good and how is the person to work with?

In AlienQ's case, all many have to judge him by is what they see here.

Thats where Alien hurts himself, by presenting himself as someone who could blow up any minute now. Who wants to work in that sort of environment?

He could be the best designer, yet I have to compare him to others I see here when it comes time to make a choice.

Alien comes with the risk of his board personality being real, or showing up during the work process, while many other designers don't raise that issue.

He loses points on the initial appraisal, before his design skills are even considered.

DarkJedi 02-10-2009 08:36 AM

100 coming up

DarkJedi 02-10-2009 08:38 AM

AIREK, no offense but you suck man


http://www.darksidedata.com/airek2.jpg

http://www.darksidedata.com/airek3.jpg

HorseShit 02-10-2009 08:40 AM

101 starving designers

TheDoc 02-10-2009 09:35 AM

Having multi links to the same page with different anchor text is a waste of promotional space to sell the person to click the link. It's rather pointless SEO value wise. ~ TheDoc's SEO Advice for the month.

So really, having a bad link on the page, with a good link to the same page above it, means zero seo wise, it being correct would add no value, having it broken does little harm.

For the sake of the words being used "college porn or porno" even with the lower volume is easily 10,000x better production & country production wise than anything with the word 'free' in it, let alone the words free porn.

DarkJedi 02-10-2009 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 15467255)
Having multi links to the same page with different anchor text is a waste of promotional space to sell the person to click the link. It's rather pointless SEO value wise. ~ TheDoc's SEO Advice for the month.

So really, having a bad link on the page, with a good link to the same page above it, means zero seo wise, it being correct would add no value, having it broken does little harm.

For the sake of the words being used "college porn or porno" even with the lower volume is easily 10,000x better production & country production wise than anything with the word 'free' in it, let alone the words free porn.

You're an idiot.

:1orglaugh

TheDoc 02-10-2009 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15467268)
You're an idiot.

:1orglaugh

Wow.. Nothing to back up what I'm wrong about? I await for your expert answer to correct me.

DarkJedi 02-10-2009 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 15467286)
Wow.. Nothing to back up what I'm wrong about? I await for your expert answer to correct me.

You're wrong about pretty much everything.

TheDoc 02-10-2009 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15467321)
You're wrong about pretty much everything.

Says the man that won't prove me wrong... All you are doing is proving how correct I am.

DarkJedi 02-10-2009 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 15467339)
Says the man that won't prove me wrong... All you are doing is proving how correct I am.

Dude, everything you posted about SEO was pulled straight outa your ass.

What do you do in this business anyway?

Last time I heard of you was in a thread here on GFY, with people collecting donations for you, because you were some old school BRO.

Whatever.

TheDoc 02-10-2009 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15467460)
Dude, everything you posted about SEO was pulled straight outa your ass.

What do you do in this business anyway?

Last time I heard of you was in a thread here on GFY, with people collecting donations for you, because you were some old school BRO.

Whatever.

You have the wrong bro, ask for donations.. was I collecting for charity? Haha, right.. funny though, another lame attempt to try to credit yourself and discredit me.. Yawn - god what a boring argument - could you at least try to prove me wrong.

Funny, you don't even know who I am and you question my skills. What a fucking tard.

Barefootsies 02-10-2009 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 15465462)
Wow, just wow. All the years I ran strip clubs and porn stores I fucking hated the vast majority of my customers, fucking hated them. But as much as I hated them I always bit my tongue and played nice, because I knew they were paying my bills, and even chasing one of them off was detrimental to my long term goals.

I'm glad I don't make my living selling anything to adult webmasters, but if I did, you can damn well be sure I would play nice on the boards, and no matter how much I disagreed with your opinion and thought you were a tool I would still show you respect, because you are a potential paying customer.

I see people on here all the time that are selling a service to adult webmasters, be it design, hosting, or an affiliate program, and then go into thread after thread and act an ass. Then they have the nerve to call themselves business people. Really? Alienating potential clients makes you a business person?

I'm not bashing on you Alien, because I don't know you, but is trying to prove whatever your point may be at the time to anyone on here making you a single dollar? You're selling a service, and there are a ton of people on here that have you exact skill set and probably charge the same price. Why alienate potential customers that might use your attitude as the reason they skip you over for another designer? I know it's easy top get baited on any forum, it happens to us all, but someone selling something has to be 10 times as careful to not let it happen to them...

:2 cents:

fris 02-10-2009 10:47 AM

I thought AlienQ promised not to have any more meltdowns after he got banned last time

LoveSandra 02-10-2009 10:53 AM

good luck :)

tranza 02-10-2009 10:56 AM

Good luck on the search!!

DarkJedi 02-10-2009 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 15467602)
You have the wrong bro, ask for donations.. was I collecting for charity? Haha, right.. funny though, another lame attempt to try to credit yourself and discredit me.. Yawn - god what a boring argument - could you at least try to prove me wrong.

Funny, you don't even know who I am and you question my skills. What a fucking tard.

It is possible I mistook you for someone else. But I'm pretty much sure it was you.

The thread had something to do with you recovering from some kind of health problem, and asking people to help you out.


Anyway, what exactly do you do that you make those bold SEO claims?

I myself know a thing or two about search engines. Here are the 21hour stats for one of my domains:

http://www.darksidedata.com/xtreme.jpg


So unless you can produce something similar, your SEO advice is of little value to me.

StuartD 02-10-2009 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 15467684)
I thought AlienQ promised not to have any more meltdowns after he got banned last time

Same promise he made the previous 2 meltdowns before that as well.♠

polish_aristocrat 02-10-2009 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15467777)
It is possible I mistook you for someone else. But I'm pretty much sure it was you.

The thread had something to do with you recovering from some kind of health problem, and asking people to help you out.

it surely wasn't TheDoc

DarkJedi 02-10-2009 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 15467833)
it surely wasn't TheDoc

Who was it then?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-10-2009 12:19 PM

This is not a melt down thread you fucks.

I am looking for a good partner and of course you all goto go mental about it.

devine 02-10-2009 01:11 PM

AlienQ, with all due respect, this thread isn't exactly the best way to solve what even you consider as your main problem. Just lay it down, take a deep breathe and start again with a more humble approach that allows you to focus on the creative aspects of your work :)

JamesK 02-10-2009 01:22 PM

:1orglaugh


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