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TheDoc 02-10-2009 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15467777)
It is possible I mistook you for someone else. But I'm pretty much sure it was you.

The thread had something to do with you recovering from some kind of health problem, and asking people to help you out.


Anyway, what exactly do you do that you make those bold SEO claims?

I myself know a thing or two about search engines. Here are the 21hour stats for one of my domains:

So unless you can produce something similar, your SEO advice is of little value to me.

I for sure have never asked for donations on gfy or ever been sick enough to do so, at that, I'm a Vet - Why would I ask you people for anything when the Gov will give it to me if I ask?

Posting your stats that you do 90k a day in se traffic, doesn't prove a damn thing. First, those are free public stats that I can go screen shot too off of someone site.

And Second, it still doesn't prove me wrong. It's that simple, all the stats in the world, big cock swinging.. still doesn't prove me wrong.

Traffic wise.. 90k, at like 1:500 is like 180 sales, not bad.. and yeah, I have crushed that, many times over.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-10-2009 01:58 PM

No Cross Pissing!

2012 02-10-2009 03:15 PM

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MaDalton 02-10-2009 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 15470133)

wow - a fake cock with a fake cumshot - i'm sure that stuff sells :upsidedow

The Duck 02-10-2009 03:35 PM

Good luck.

CaptainHowdy 02-10-2009 03:57 PM

Damm, I payed a lot for college-porno-s.com ...

JD 02-10-2009 04:02 PM

A1R3K you got an email i can hit you at?

Blazed 02-10-2009 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 15469379)
I for sure have never asked for donations on gfy or ever been sick enough to do so, at that, I'm a Vet - Why would I ask you people for anything when the Gov will give it to me if I ask?

Posting your stats that you do 90k a day in se traffic, doesn't prove a damn thing. First, those are free public stats that I can go screen shot too off of someone site.

And Second, it still doesn't prove me wrong. It's that simple, all the stats in the world, big cock swinging.. still doesn't prove me wrong.

Traffic wise.. 90k, at like 1:500 is like 180 sales, not bad.. and yeah, I have crushed that, many times over.

180 sales? Thats 90k to his site, not 90k to a sponsor :helpme

DarkJedi 02-10-2009 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 15469379)
I for sure have never asked for donations on gfy or ever been sick enough to do so, at that, I'm a Vet - Why would I ask you people for anything when the Gov will give it to me if I ask?

Someone did it in your name. Like bla bla, this guy is old shool, he just recovered from some shit, lets find him a job. You used to post on netpond/ynot a lot, right? I'm still pretty much sure it was you.


Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 15469379)
Posting your stats that you do 90k a day in se traffic, doesn't prove a damn thing. First, those are free public stats that I can go screen shot too off of someone site.

The stats are posted are mine and are from a private tracker (not a free one).


Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 15469379)
And Second, it still doesn't prove me wrong. It's that simple, all the stats in the world, big cock swinging.. still doesn't prove me wrong.

It proves that i know somethng on the subject. You on the other hand is all talk. What is it that you do in adult biz? Unless you can produce any evidence that proves your knowledge in SEO, you are a pedestrian like Jon Clark.


:2 cents: :2 cents:

DarkJedi 02-10-2009 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Blazed (Post 15470692)
180 sales? Thats 90k to his site, not 90k to a sponsor :helpme

He doesn't know WTF he's talking about.

And he's even a bigger bullshitter than Jon Clark


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Originally Posted by thedoc
180 sales/day, not bad.. and yeah, I have crushed that, many times over.

Sure you have.

:1orglaugh

Slappin Fish 02-10-2009 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 15465462)
Wow, just wow. All the years I ran strip clubs and porn stores I fucking hated the vast majority of my customers, fucking hated them. But as much as I hated them I always bit my tongue and played nice, because I knew they were paying my bills, and even chasing one of them off was detrimental to my long term goals.

I'm glad I don't make my living selling anything to adult webmasters, but if I did, you can damn well be sure I would play nice on the boards, and no matter how much I disagreed with your opinion and thought you were a tool I would still show you respect, because you are a potential paying customer.

I see people on here all the time that are selling a service to adult webmasters, be it design, hosting, or an affiliate program, and then go into thread after thread and act an ass. Then they have the nerve to call themselves business people. Really? Alienating potential clients makes you a business person?

I'm not bashing on you Alien, because I don't know you, but is trying to prove whatever your point may be at the time to anyone on here making you a single dollar? You're selling a service, and there are a ton of people on here that have you exact skill set and probably charge the same price. Why alienate potential customers that might use your attitude as the reason they skip you over for another designer? I know it's easy top get baited on any forum, it happens to us all, but someone selling something has to be 10 times as careful to not let it happen to them...

Very good advice, unfortunately it is going to fall on deaf ears.

So far in this thread alone he managed to call everybody reading this : "you retards, you assholes, you fucks..." :1orglaugh

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-10-2009 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 15471599)
Very good advice, unfortunately it is going to fall on deaf ears.

So far in this thread alone he managed to call everybody reading this : "you retards, you assholes, you fucks..." :1orglaugh

And it all started just because I took advice and am seeking a long term and good partner. Innocent enough right? Not on GFY! I will say it again. Most of you are idiots and dumb fucks.
Don't you forget it.

I do not want to partner with a fucking idiot, especially an idiot that has nothing to offer in the ways of working with a professional designer, and handling themselves socially proper or shooting thier shit faced mouths into threads where it does not belong if they post at all on the boards.

I fail at social and most of you do to.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-10-2009 06:05 PM

ON another note and I am gonna throw this out there, I do not give a shit what I design, if its a paying gig I really never have any qualms about who the project is for or what the clients want strategically. Rest assured the work will be what the clients want.

I do not excel in Ghey content or gay sites, infact its my worse. SO I do not create gay sites. Other than that I got no problem with any other type of sites or projects so long as they are not based on illegal material.

I may be outspoken on things on the boards but when it comes time to put food on the table if its legit I do not quit.

Think I failed to mention that here.

I think someone with the right connections and social savey can really benefit in partnering with me.

Slappin Fish 02-10-2009 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15471648)
And it all started just because I took advice and am seeking a long term and good partner. Innocent enough right? Not on GFY! I will say it again. Most of you are idiots and dumb fucks.
Don't you forget it.

I do not want to partner with a fucking idiot, especially an idiot that has nothing to offer in the ways of working with a professional designer, and handling themselves socially proper or shooting thier shit faced mouths into threads where it does not belong if they post at all on the boards.

I fail at social and most of you do to.

Professional designer :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

What the fuck makes you think I want to partner?

You assume too much, you shoot your mouth off, failure is your ultimate penalty yet you never learn.

DarkJedi 02-10-2009 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15471684)
I am seeking a long term and good partner.

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TheDoc 02-10-2009 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15471409)
It proves that i know somethng on the subject. You on the other hand is all talk. What is it that you do in adult biz? Unless you can produce any evidence that proves your knowledge in SEO, you are a pedestrian like Jon Clark.


:2 cents: :2 cents:

Look, I don't have to show you or prove anything to you. The fact that you are even arguing with me over this is about as fucking stupid as it gets.

But if you really want to know about the pimp of pimps:
My stats have been posted on gfy, what I do and the results I have produced, what I did own and still own, how many sales, stats, money, screenshots.. All types of info. I have share my info over the years - it's all on GFY.

Btw, I play golf now, but it snowed here for some f'ed up reason, so I get to argue with a 'webmaster' on gfy.. what a wasted day.

And no, my post count on ynot and netpond are below 20, probably below 10.

You're racking up the stupid points really fast.

p.s. (added this in) you still have to prove me wrong.. not more stats, stupid rants.. just prove me wrong. Teach me something, please.


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