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Ozarkz 02-10-2009 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15465324)
I got CSS down now. DOnt worry about me.
Check my sig, wanna buy some content?

What the hell am I going to do with content? I won't be able to update it..

Hallelujah you used CSS on that site. I am just going to say the code better not be ps generated.

seeric 02-10-2009 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15465296)
"I like him, but fuck all if this guy is gonna tell me to fuck myself when I can see the trends and the industry move and he can't. Piss on that."

Aerik all I see is you bragging that I do not know anything, my views on the industry are uhh Opaque. But one thing that is clear as day is you singing right along with the "Trends" that are no good for this industry.

You used to stand for something right, but you have just walked into the fold of dick wad's that abuse this industry.

You claim you know so much about the business and in touch yet I know nothing. I think you need a reality check. Sorry to snap you out of the delusion that you are some sort of leet SEO guy. Sorry I do not think you are one tiny fucking bit because if you were you would have the money to get what ever you want and not leech on companies telling them lies.

So in short you are just another dime a dozen wannabee self proclaimed SEO expert on the take. I done SERPS on some of your shit you hardly rank for nothing next to typins. Did you forget that I am so nuts I watch almost everything I can in the biz? I know shit that will peel your fucking eyes out the back of your head.

Designers might be a dime a dozen but hey at least I am good at what I do.

And I do not need spam lists to fake it.

go back and read your other thread. i think you'll be surprised. you attacked there mr. industry kingpin. i'm just a dude. a dude with lots of people who take my word for things. probably someone you'd want to stay on good terms with. no, not you, your mood swinging message board wars are way more important than making money.

you know if you want to talk shit, you really aren't that good anymore. you had your day. if you really want to press this, you are dated. sadly. i don't like to diss peoples creativity, but if you're going to go there, i will too. tons of people put you under the table. clients dont want your fucking opinion, we want you to do what we tell you to do. you were good back in the day. you are in a pool with a lot of other fish now. you have to compete with them. i don't see any of them talking shit to potential clients. now that i think of it, i know exactly who you're talking too. you are delusional. you have no idea what i have my hands in. i know one thing, you're a pyschoactive nemesis to your own well being. i have multiple, satisfied clients. keep racking in the bullshit info. you're doing 180 degress of what you should be doing. everything you post now, says "don't work with me, i'm not stable."

now tell your little fucking troll who's feeding you garbage to be a man and make his own post, i can use the new clients, because unlike you, i know how to turn someone's shit talking into more checks. You have outed him with the statements that you've made and didn't even know it. oh boy!

if you knew 1/10th of what i got my hands in, you brain would short circuit, well, nevermind, that's already happened.

Here is the bottom line.

You can't restrain and keep your fucking mouth shut to save your life. This does and will continue to hurt you. Keep going. I'm worried about 0.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-10-2009 01:34 AM

These boards are shit. I got nothing to lose.
I need someone to represent me here while I move onto Mainstream. I will take projects but its pretty fucking clear hardly anyone in this business even wants design these days without busting the price so fucking low its not even worth the time.

So maybe a rep can pan out quality clients that can afford quality design.

This shit is not about me or my attitude, what I say has nothing to do with it.
Its not like many of you assholes will put food on my table, most of you are struggling worse than me but are just simply afraid to admit it.

I got no pride about my financial situation it fucking sucks but sure as shit I am not going to kiss ass on people that do not matter. Because lets face it...

90% of you do not matter but wish you did.

Voodoo 02-10-2009 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 15463656)
No man. Not true. I don't justify anything. If you remember correctly I dedicated my life to bitchslapping them. Let me ask you this.

How long do you play football on a sandlot with the other kids throwing gravel in your face to get ahead in the game before you do it to to get ahead and compete with them on their field?

So, from someone who is NOT serviced based, to someone who is, FUCK YOU!

Adjust your perspective Alien. I now believe you need meds. I used to defend you on that. That has now expired.

By the way, "pussy" is the wrong word. I "visioned" out. Too bad you can't see it.

Marketing is a service.

2 cents.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-10-2009 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15465325)
What the hell am I going to do with content? I won't be able to update it..

Hallelujah you used CSS on that site. I am just going to say the code better not be ps generated.

NO NO I hand coded it myself no PS generated bullshit:)

seeric 02-10-2009 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15465296)
I am in a pool of designers longer than the golden gate bridge.

HEY DICKFACE

LOOK AT THIS

http://www.google.com/search?q=colle...al&hs=P18&sa=2

I could go on and on, but i won't

Now shut your fucking trap. You're making an ass out of yourself. I rank for hundreds of terms that I will never release to you. Just wanted to slap my cock on your face since you're being such a prick.

Now turn off your computer and come back when you can actually digest what's going on around you.

It's amazing how much you run your mouth on things you know nothing about.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-10-2009 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 15465344)
go back and read your other thread. i think you'll be surprised. you attacked there mr. industry kingpin. i'm just a dude. a dude with lots of people who take my word for things. probably someone you'd want to stay on good terms with. no, not you, your mood swinging message board wars are way more important than making money.

you know if you want to talk shit, you really aren't that good anymore. you had your day. if you really want to press this, you are dated. sadly. i don't like to diss peoples creativity, but if you're going to go there, i will too. tons of people put you under the table. clients dont want your fucking opinion, we want you to do what we tell you to do. you were good back in the day. you are in a pool with a lot of other fish now. you have to compete with them. i don't see any of them talking shit to potential clients. now that i think of it, i know exactly who you're talking too. you are delusional. you have no idea what i have my hands in. i know one thing, you're a pyschoactive nemesis to your own well being. i have multiple, satisfied clients. keep racking in the bullshit info. you're doing 180 degress of what you should be doing. everything you post now, says "don't work with me, i'm not stable."

now tell your little fucking troll who's feeding you garbage to be a man and make his own post, i can use the new clients, because unlike you, i know how to turn someone's shit talking into more checks. You have outed him with the statements that you've made and didn't even know it. oh boy!

if you knew 1/10th of what i got my hands in, you brain would short circuit, well, nevermind, that's already happened.

Here is the bottom line.

You can't restrain and keep your fucking mouth shut to save your life. This does and will continue to hurt you. Keep going. I'm worried about 0.

Dated? Me? LOL....
Feeding me garbage? Who? LOL you think you know so much.

Honestly I do not think any company should listen to shit you say...
But thats just me.

seeric 02-10-2009 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15465356)
Marketing is a service.

2 cents.

what is marketing?

MediaGuy 02-10-2009 01:39 AM

OK, still no samples tho...

:D

MediaGuy 02-10-2009 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15465356)
Marketing is a service.

2 cents.

Amen.

:D

seeric 02-10-2009 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15465377)
Dated? Me? LOL....
Feeding me garbage? Who? LOL you think you know so much.

Honestly I do not think any company should listen to shit you say...
But thats just me.

50 Alien Abductions


haha. keep pretending i'm not intelligent.

it's not working.

how is this thread working out for you?

looks like its not working. here you are still ruining your reputation to tons of people who don't know you.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-10-2009 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 15465373)
HEY DICKFACE

LOOK AT THIS

http://www.google.com/search?q=colle...al&hs=P18&sa=2

I could go on and on, but i won't

Now shut your fucking trap. You're making an ass out of yourself. I rank for hundreds of terms that I will never release to you. Just wanted to slap my cock on your face since you're being such a prick.

Now turn off your computer and come back when you can actually digest what's going on around you.

It's amazing how much you run your mouth on things you know nothing about.

Sad...

You do all that work on an obscure two word term and you do not even filter the traffic right.:1orglaugh

You should stop right now while you are ahead. How much money they waste on you to do that?

seeric 02-10-2009 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15465394)
Sad...

You do all that work on an obscure two word term and you do not even filter the traffic right.:1orglaugh

You should stop right now while you are ahead.



filter traffic right to a fucking tour? are you fucking insane?

stick to design, at least you might make enough money to keep the lights on.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Good Bye Delusional.

Don't know why I waste my time.

seeric 02-10-2009 01:51 AM

do you really think i would show you any terms that mean jack shit? you obviously don't know seo very well. i'm not a veteran in this biz for no reason. i don't see programs lined up for you to build networks for them or rebuild their existing ones. you and your little bitter info whispering closet homo need to stop sippin that haterade playaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jack Sparrow 02-10-2009 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15465394)
Sad...

You do all that work on an obscure two word term and you do not even filter the traffic right.:1orglaugh

You should stop right now while you are ahead. How much money they waste on you to do that?

I never got that "stop while you are ahead" thingie.
If im ahead with somewthing, why should i stop?

Its like a marathon, but when your 1 inch from the finish in first position, you dont stop and wait for the others to run you over or what?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-10-2009 01:51 AM

Sorry Aeirk...

Shanes World is wasting its money on you.

seeric 02-10-2009 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15465433)
Sorry Aeirk...

Shanes World is wasting its money on you.

There is no possible way you know shit about any arrangements I have with anyone, the terms they have me targeting, or the status of any relationship. Tell me, how bad does it suck to be in the dark, to not know where the door is, and the building is on fire? Shane's World doesn't pay me anything!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Your source is as good as a homeless person calling CNN with a conspiracy theory. It's that credible! Making you look very, very not in the know.

Put down the bottle of Jack dude.

Profits of Doom 02-10-2009 01:59 AM

Wow, just wow. All the years I ran strip clubs and porn stores I fucking hated the vast majority of my customers, fucking hated them. But as much as I hated them I always bit my tongue and played nice, because I knew they were paying my bills, and even chasing one of them off was detrimental to my long term goals.

I'm glad I don't make my living selling anything to adult webmasters, but if I did, you can damn well be sure I would play nice on the boards, and no matter how much I disagreed with your opinion and thought you were a tool I would still show you respect, because you are a potential paying customer.

I see people on here all the time that are selling a service to adult webmasters, be it design, hosting, or an affiliate program, and then go into thread after thread and act an ass. Then they have the nerve to call themselves business people. Really? Alienating potential clients makes you a business person?

I'm not bashing on you Alien, because I don't know you, but is trying to prove whatever your point may be at the time to anyone on here making you a single dollar? You're selling a service, and there are a ton of people on here that have you exact skill set and probably charge the same price. Why alienate potential customers that might use your attitude as the reason they skip you over for another designer? I know it's easy top get baited on any forum, it happens to us all, but someone selling something has to be 10 times as careful to not let it happen to them...

JD 02-10-2009 02:02 AM

A1R3K... just give up on this guy man. he's always right & you're always wrong regardless of the topic. Shit... just look how long it took him to FINALLY learn CSS when he insisted is was useless for anything other than colors/fonts/etc

btw... i'll take a whack at what you were gunna consider AlienQ for :Graucho


</yoink>

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-10-2009 02:07 AM

Airek - Sorry you do not SEO directly to a Tour page. Thats a fail and any real SEO guy will tell you that.

Thats pretty much a beginners 101. And if I taught you something just now you might want to fix whats happening there.

Only reason you are upset is because I got ya figured. Like I said I know alot of things and its not just someone tapping on my shoulder, I actually look and find things and anyone tapping me on the shoulder is a simple bonus but most the time I do not even have to ask around it falls right in my lap. In this little case we developed here Aerik no one told me anything I just can smell phonies and you seem to have that oder. You are paranoid about something but I can not tell what just yet, but I will find it.

Remember I am the guy that began spotting Malicious Cross sales?
Remember I am the guy that tried to warn about Tube sites controlling everything up?
Remember I am the guy that got banned for speaking about this shit and many other things before it even became relevant.

Yet its guys like me no company should ever listen to while blow heart know nothings like yourself put smart guys like me down just to look good.

I wish more companies took my advice I really do.
I think they should, but so long as dipshits like you haunt a guy like me... your position is safe for now.

seeric 02-10-2009 02:08 AM

I'm trying to talk some sense into him until he made it personal, and since I'm not one to back down, I'm guns blazing. He starts a thread for the 400th time about not being good at boards and totally fucking himself over, all the while being fed bogus information from a person with bitter, ulterior motives, and doesn't realize that he has once again fucked himself with someone who knows a large majority of people in the business and makes recommendations on a daily basis to many, many people. It's really not bright and I did try, read my post in the beginning of this thread, I DID try to help the guy, but hey, you fuck me, I fuck you back. And I tell the truth and my reputation is impeccable. THERE IS NOT ONE PERSON IN THIS BUSINESS THAT WILL SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME IN A NEGATIVE WAY. I CHALLENGE YOU TO FIND SOMEONE. IN TEN YEARS THATS A TOUGH FEAT TO ACCOMPLISH.

So, hey, he can keep biting the hands that feed him or he can swallow his stupid ego and be real with everyone and stop this fucking charade.

I'm not hurting for anything. I've got a line, as does most of the other guys in my crew with the current state of the traffic biz.


Keep on keepin on.

seeric 02-10-2009 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD (Post 15465476)
A1R3K... just give up on this guy man. he's always right & you're always wrong regardless of the topic. Shit... just look how long it took him to FINALLY learn CSS when he insisted is was useless for anything other than colors/fonts/etc

btw... i'll take a whack at what you were gunna consider AlienQ for :Graucho


</yoink>

cool.. hit me up. direct proof that Aliens attitude (and his informants attitude, which i will deal with on my own) does in fact affect his business.

Ok, i'm going to watch the live car chase on Fox News, its so much more fun that wasting time on someone who will change their mind and mood and personality in the next few days.

d-null 02-10-2009 02:11 AM

Any chance of doing a new guitar shredding video so we can see what kind of playing your doing lately?

seeric 02-10-2009 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15465489)
Airek - Sorry you do not SEO directly to a Tour page. Thats a fail and any real SEO guy will tell you that.

Thats pretty much a beginners 101. And if I taught you something just now you might want to fix whats happening there.

Only reason you are upset is because I got ya figured. Like I said I know alot of things and its not just someone tapping on my shoulder, I actually look and find things and anyone tapping me on the shoulder is a simple bonus but most the time I do not even have to ask around it falls right in my lap. In this little case we developed here Aerik no one told me anything I just can smell phonies and you seem to have that oder. You are paranoid about something but I can not tell what just yet, but I will find it.

Remember I am the guy that began spotting Malicious Cross sales?
Remember I am the guy that tried to warn about Tube sites controlling everything up?
Remember I am the guy that got banned for speaking about this shit and many other things before it even became relevant.

Yet its guys like me no company should ever listen to while blow heart know nothings like yourself put smart guys like me down just to look good.

I wish more companies took my advice I really do.
I think they should.



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


ok brainiac.

they don't take your advice because they want to make money. which you don't

bahahaha.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-10-2009 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 15465462)
Wow, just wow. All the years I ran strip clubs and porn stores I fucking hated the vast majority of my customers, fucking hated them. But as much as I hated them I always bit my tongue and played nice, because I knew they were paying my bills, and even chasing one of them off was detrimental to my long term goals.

I'm glad I don't make my living selling anything to adult webmasters, but if I did, you can damn well be sure I would play nice on the boards, and no matter how much I disagreed with your opinion and thought you were a tool I would still show you respect, because you are a potential paying customer.

I see people on here all the time that are selling a service to adult webmasters, be it design, hosting, or an affiliate program, and then go into thread after thread and act an ass. Then they have the nerve to call themselves business people. Really? Alienating potential clients makes you a business person?

I'm not bashing on you Alien, because I don't know you, but is trying to prove whatever your point may be at the time to anyone on here making you a single dollar? You're selling a service, and there are a ton of people on here that have you exact skill set and probably charge the same price. Why alienate potential customers that might use your attitude as the reason they skip you over for another designer? I know it's easy top get baited on any forum, it happens to us all, but someone selling something has to be 10 times as careful to not let it happen to them...

I am just trying to find someone to represent me. SO who comes in Singing all kinds of bullshit and fucking with my effort to find a real partner?

Psshh of course this was gonna go nuclear. People are afraid of me. Isnt it obvious?

Damn right I will piss in your face talkin shit.

ON the other side of it, I work really well with people and do my best to maintain a clean and professional attitude. Infact I very rarely ever have problems with Paying clients.

I never dissapear, I answer responsibly and fix what I am asked. My development method is very fluid and it gets all wrapped up in a neat style. I wake at 10AM every day and goto bed late at night.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-10-2009 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 15465501)
Any chance of doing a new guitar shredding video so we can see what kind of playing your doing lately?

Damn you...

Yeah. Sure why not.


Voodoo 02-10-2009 02:23 AM

Can't we all just get along?

Voodoo 02-10-2009 02:24 AM


Voodoo 02-10-2009 02:26 AM

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/j...Peace-Sign.jpg

JD 02-10-2009 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 15465497)
cool.. hit me up. direct proof that Aliens attitude (and his informants attitude, which i will deal with on my own) does in fact affect his business.

Ok, i'm going to watch the live car chase on Fox News, its so much more fun that wasting time on someone who will change their mind and mood and personality in the next few days.

icq sent ;) hopefully it's the right number had to go-a-googlin'

seeric 02-10-2009 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15465514)
I am just trying to find someone to represent me. SO who comes in Singing all kinds of bullshit and fucking with my effort to find a real partner?

Psshh of course this was gonna go nuclear. People are afraid of me. Isnt it obvious?

Damn right I will piss in your face talkin shit.

ON the other side of it, I work really well with people and do my best to maintain a clean and professional attitude. Infact I very rarely ever have problems with Paying clients.

I never dissapear, I answer responsibly and fix what I am asked. My development method is very fluid and it gets all wrapped up in a neat style. I wake at 10AM every day and goto bed late at night.

so transparent who your little buddy is. look at my first post in this thread. trying to help you out. this is AFTER you told me to "fuck you" in another thread. i think you're little bitch bitter false info leaker should come clean before i need to take it some where else. i know a lot more shit about a lot than i should and many things based on words you chose and the way your writing is so transparent has been very telling.

you = mentally unbalanced.

no we can't all get along. come on, some one find someone to say something bad about me.

don't hunt what you can't kill alien.

seeric 02-10-2009 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD (Post 15465563)
icq sent ;) hopefully it's the right number had to go-a-googlin'

i have icq off now. too late at night. when i come on in the morning i will hit up?

can't believe this police chase is going on still.

tical 02-10-2009 02:30 AM

you gotta add more than 4 examples to your portfolio brotha

seeric 02-10-2009 02:33 AM

FYI, no one is afraid of you.


FYI, you're writing numbers and letters on a message board you fucking dolt. it means about as much as the space it takes to store the data. God is gfy really that much of your fucking life?

laughable.

BusterBunny 02-10-2009 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 15465571)
i have icq off now. too late at night. when i come on in the morning i will hit up?

can't believe this police chase is going on still.

dude killed himself it is over ;)

seeric 02-10-2009 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny (Post 15465583)
dude killed himself it is over ;)

not the one i'm watching, theres another one going on right now.

V_RocKs 02-10-2009 02:35 AM

I would think that your designs should speak for themselves. No great artist is pleasant and joyful. The ones that are that way have shitty designs and the people that like their designs don't make any money or are leaving money on the table.

Personally I don't like the new design on AmateurUpskirts.com which Dickmans did if I remember correctly. I think it looks like crap. If they would put in something better I think they would notice a lot more sales.

seeric 02-10-2009 02:36 AM

ok, i am out. if you wanna fight tomorrow, bump this thread alien.

seeric 02-10-2009 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 15465592)
I would think that your designs should speak for themselves. No great artist is pleasant and joyful. The ones that are that way have shitty designs and the people that like their designs don't make any money or are leaving money on the table.

Personally I don't like the new design on AmateurUpskirts.com which Dickmans did if I remember correctly. I think it looks like crap. If they would put in something better I think they would notice a lot more sales.

thread not about dickmans. its about alien shitting where he shouldn't. you would never see dickmans represent their business like this, especially to former clients.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-10-2009 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 15465599)
thread not about dickmans. its about alien shitting where he shouldn't. you would never see dickmans represent their business like this, especially to former clients.

You are not a client. My Client was Shanes World. The checks didnt have yer shit on them and believe me when I was doing what I did for them I was not so certain on the direction they were taking. You do not make a program for webmasters that is not intuitive, nor does not update. The program itself does not demonstrate available programs nor has it expanded on more dynamic approaches to current marketing.

THe graphical works I was not fond of either, to intensive, to much flash that leaves th4e surfer wondering what exactly they are going into. Those are just the basics in my book of the flawed approaches to whats happening over there.

And I am sorry...

I think you are fucking them up. If they had some words with me I will be more than glad to explaine how. Aerik you seem to be a little more on edge and paranoid about the subject. Its really no matter to me.

I got nothing to hide, like I said no one is tapping my shoulder on this, I was just fishing and you pulled the line.


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