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StaceyJo · 02-03-2009, 08:53 PM

Get laid now. Hurry!

st0ned · 02-03-2009, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by babebuns

Who's that? Her dad or something?

This thread is filled with LULZ but that seriously made me laugh.

d-null · 02-03-2009, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

Why?? BEcause I was joking around with someone who started a thread saying he hasn't gotten laid in 6 years? LOL.. What I said to him is something I would say to any of my guy friends if they said the same thing. I guess I can't joke around with you guys on that level cause I'm a chick? That sucks

Why r u guys being so defensive and protective about it? I'm just a sexy girl ;)

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OMG, HE started the post. ON GFY. Did he expect a bunch of "so sorry to hear about that bro" responses? You guys rip on everyone, including me, no matter what the say on this board, which I like. But when I do it, cause I'm a girl and not a BRO, I'm OUT OF LINE? Get a sense of humor ;)

I guess you didn't realize that you would be seen as mean by it, but I'll give you an explanation. (and some of us tried to help the guy with helpful advice and not try to make him feel worse about himself)

A hot girl that can have a dozen willing guys any night of the year if they wanted, hassling a dude that hasn't been laid in 6 years (and LOL'ing about it) is kind of like somebody sitting down to a big turkey dinner on thanksgiving LOL'ing at some guy in the desert in Africa somewhere that is waiting for a bowl of rice from some relief agency.

AaliyahLove · 02-03-2009, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null

I guess you didn't realize that you would be seen as mean by it, but I'll give you an explanation. (and some of us tried to help the guy with helpful advice and not try to make him feel worse about himself)

A hot girl that can have a dozen willing guys any night of the year if they wanted, hassling a dude that hasn't been laid in 6 years (and LOL'ing about it) is kind of like somebody sitting down to a big turkey dinner on thanksgiving LOL'ing at some guy in the desert in Africa somewhere that is waiting for a bowl of rice from some relief agency.

Well I'm sorry if I hit a nerve w anybody, I rly didn't think anyone was gna get MAD AT ME about my replies.

I was honestly just joking around, the way I would with any of my friends. I'm from Chicago and Baltimore, where everyone is a ball buster. If I bust ur balls, u know I love you hehe

I didn't mean to kick the dude while he's down, if that's the way it came across..
but what makes you think he feels bad about himself cause of it? He doesn't seem too down about it to me.. If he wants to get laid I'm sure he would simply go out and get himself some pussy

d-null · 02-03-2009, 09:47 PM

ok fair enough Aaliyah, on second read, you are right his desperate plea for help didn't seem to come from a state of depression or despair, so no worries

Spunky · 02-03-2009, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

Well I'm sorry if I hit a nerve w anybody, I rly didn't think anyone was gna get MAD AT ME about my replies.

I was honestly just joking around, the way I would with any of my friends. I'm from Chicago and Baltimore, where everyone is a ball buster. If I bust ur balls, u know I love you hehe

I didn't mean to kick the dude while he's down, if that's the way it came across..
but what makes you think he feels bad about himself cause of it? He doesn't seem too down about it to me.. If he wants to get laid I'm sure he would simply go out and get himself some pussy

You could kick me in the nuts anytime

gimo33 · 02-03-2009, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

Well I'm sorry if I hit a nerve w anybody, I rly didn't think anyone was gna get MAD AT ME about my replies.

I was honestly just joking around, the way I would with any of my friends. I'm from Chicago and Baltimore, where everyone is a ball buster. If I bust ur balls, u know I love you hehe

I didn't mean to kick the dude while he's down, if that's the way it came across..
but what makes you think he feels bad about himself cause of it? He doesn't seem too down about it to me.. If he wants to get laid I'm sure he would simply go out and get himself some pussy

You can bust my balls anytime.

collegeboobies · 02-03-2009, 11:04 PM

you gotta get out more

uno · 02-03-2009, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by iwantchixx

what the hell is wrong with you man? how do u manage not to pick something up in 6 years.. even if its an accidental fat chick experience lol

More importantly, wtf would you post it on gfy?

dyna mo · 02-03-2009, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

Well I'm sorry if I hit a nerve w anybody, I rly didn't think anyone was gna get MAD AT ME about my replies.

I was honestly just joking around, the way I would with any of my friends. I'm from Chicago and Baltimore, where everyone is a ball buster. If I bust ur balls, u know I love you hehe

I didn't mean to kick the dude while he's down, if that's the way it came across..
but what makes you think he feels bad about himself cause of it? He doesn't seem too down about it to me.. If he wants to get laid I'm sure he would simply go out and get himself some pussy

you've got moxy, Aaliyah. and glad to see that kb didn't have to come in here and go aggro with a pool cue for me teasing you with that comment.

PSSuperstars · 02-03-2009, 11:30 PM

SO let me get this straight..
Aaliyah's not allowed to make fun of some fucker with no game?

BUT..
If a fat chick or a nerdy chick came on here talking about not getting laid...
You guys wouldn't make fun of her.

BULL... FUCKING...SHIT...

It's just a few of you that couldn't get ass as hot as Aaliyah's for free.. busting her ass for doing exactly what you guys do.

dyna mo · 02-03-2009, 11:46 PM

you obviously do not have it straight.

AaliyahLove · 02-03-2009, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

you've got moxy, Aaliyah. and glad to see that kb didn't have to come in here and go aggro with a pool cue for me teasing you with that comment.

LOLLLLLLLLLL

I heart u guys too

topnotch, standup guy · 02-04-2009, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

Well I'm sorry if I hit a nerve w anybody, I rly didn't think anyone was gna get MAD AT ME about my replies.

I was honestly just joking around, the way I would with any of my friends. I'm from Chicago and Baltimore, where everyone is a ball buster. If I bust ur balls, u know I love you hehe

I didn't mean to kick the dude while he's down, if that's the way it came across..
but what makes you think he feels bad about himself cause of it? He doesn't seem too down about it to me.. If he wants to get laid I'm sure he would simply go out and get himself some pussy

It's a tired old cliché, but words on an computer screen all too often really do come across a tad harsher than intended.

Methinks this thread provides a classic example of such.

It's all good

Oracle Porn · 02-04-2009, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

people could inquire the same about your pussy

lol slam dunk!

Nordicprofits · 02-04-2009, 03:29 AM

fuck im going on 13 hours and feel the need already

How can you work with porn and not have sex now and then , must be very frustrating

Serial Pervert · 02-04-2009, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF

Z · 02-04-2009, 09:54 AM

Leave Aaliyah alone, she was having some fun with the guy...damn.

As far as 6 years without pussy goes, damn man...I am so sorry. I had a client when I was doing sex and relationship coaching that had been married for 17 years. She'd had sex precisely 7 times and never for more than 2 minutes. I also had a 36 year old female virgin and several older clients that hadn't had sex in 10 - 20 years since divorces or the deaths of their significant others.

It's one thing to get out of a relationship or suffer some sort of trauma and give sex up for a while or even permanently. While I'm sure there's more of a story here than "I just realized that I haven't had sex in 6 years"; to be in your 20s and refrain from the single most enjoyable, validating, intimate, wonderful act known to man is something you should seriously consider remedying. A visit to a sex therapist wouldn't be a bad idea. As a big proponent of escorts, I don't know that your first time back in the saddle with a date or a "normal girl" is such a good idea. A sex surrogate or a caring, sensual escort could bring you back and re-build your confidence much more reliably and with a hell of alot more skill and understanding. You want to get back out there feeling like you haven't missed a beat and have more to offer to a potential significant other than ever.

nation-x · 02-04-2009, 10:36 AM

AaliyahLove · 02-04-2009, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topnotch, standup guy

It's a tired old cliché, but words on an computer screen all too often really do come across a tad harsher than intended.

Methinks this thread provides a classic example of such.

It's all good

You're right, GFY is all fluffy bunnies and hearts and my HARSH JOKES where I worked in my company name have no place here...WTF was I thinking?? I've learned my lesson, only BROS can joke around and poke fun, when I do it, I'm a stupid bimbo, right. noted. ..carry on...

ps-topnotch, what is it that you do in this biz? I see no sig and no homepage.. just wondering

genoveze · 02-04-2009, 12:57 PM

you really ugly man?
like you have 3 tits are bald and have 3 heads?

AaliyahLove · 02-04-2009, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by genoveze

you really ugly man?
like you have 3 tits are bald and have 3 heads?

whoah whoah whoahhhhhhhhh... thats a tad bit harsh don't you think??

firecracker · 02-04-2009, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

When was the last time you had sex with a dude ??

maxjohan · 02-14-2009, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

so this kid admits on GFY that he hasn't found a girl willing to fuck him in 6 years and ur gna rip on ME and my bf? LOL.. ok guys, rally around the dude that never gets laid.. gee I wonder why ;)

I made up my standards, and you make yours, and Im not picking on you for taking it in every hole.

I see your pussy and its juicy. I could probably squeeze lemonade from it.

Now back to watching Tv, why do you care???

I doubt that's you posting anywas. Youre way to concerned about meaningless shit for having your looks.

maxjohan · 02-14-2009, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by d-null

you might not realize it but you are way out of line here

it's one thing for the guys to rib on another dude a bit, but for a hot blond girl to put down some down on his luck guy about not getting laid is pretty uncool

I feel sorry for the guy, and might kid around with someone like that if it was a buddy, but when the chips are down you got to stand up for a guy and build him up if you can.... the guy might be young and not that confident around women yet, and your type just makes it a whole lot worse

She probably finds it frighting in some way that I dont want her slipperly snatch. She used to having boys chase her tails... thatz what I means.

Had to bump this to keep it up there, and I went to the club and got laid before page 3..

Kard63 · 02-14-2009, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by maxjohan

I just realised it!

I haven't had sex with a lady(penetration kind of sex) in 6 years OMG.

At least I can say I'm not still a Virgin, if I go out and find someone
tomorrow, it's been a long l0ng time!

Any ladies wants to chit chat over MSN?

P.S. 4 years ago I rubbed somebodies clit but heck even I knows
this don't counts as real sex.

You should go to a place where prostitution is legal (so they get tested for STDs) and pay for sex. I wouldn't hold it against you.

AaliyahLove · 02-14-2009, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxjohan

I made up my standards, and you make yours, and Im not picking on you for taking it in every hole.

I see your pussy and its juicy. I could probably squeeze lemonade from it.

Now back to watching Tv, why do you care???

I doubt that's you posting anywas. Youre way to concerned about meaningless shit for having your looks.

Oh, we're bringin this post back? How fun!!

I loooove taking it in every hole, and getting paid to do it!

Why do I care? Buddy, I couldn't care less if you never get laid, but when you make a post on GFY, expect people to comment, DUH!

And oh please, its really me, I've already proved it in several ways. I go to every USA convention, I'm a hands on type of girl. But what do you mean I'm way too concerned with meaningless shit? Don't refer to your post as meaningless shit! I got lots of LOLZ outta it!

AaliyahLove · 02-14-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by maxjohan

She probably finds it frighting in some way that I dont want her slipperly snatch. She used to having boys chase her tails... thatz what I means.

Had to bump this to keep it up there, and I went to the club and got laid before page 3..

See what I mean?! YET ANOTHER LOL!!! LEt's keep this thread going foreverrrrrrrr

d-null · 02-14-2009, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

You're right, GFY is all fluffy bunnies and hearts and my HARSH JOKES where I worked in my company name have no place here...WTF was I thinking?? I've learned my lesson, only BROS can joke around and poke fun, when I do it, I'm a stupid bimbo, right. noted. ..carry on...

ps-topnotch, what is it that you do in this biz? I see no sig and no homepage.. just wondering

Aaliyah again you are missing the point, the dudes that are making fun of the guy are virgins themselves, so coming from them it is expected

then "Z" comes along with a great post that is right on the money, and maxjohan tells us that he got it all worked out anyways, so all is good

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tragedy · 02-14-2009, 05:01 PM

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milambur · 02-14-2009, 05:42 PM

I never understood the big deal about not having sex. I Have fucked enough women in my years, but I have had very few relationships that were rewarding. I have come to a point in my life when I don't need any more half ass relationships or one night stands. But finding a good woman isn't easy, especially if you got a IQ above 140 and want someone you can talk to.

As for Swedish women, they tend to be very beautiful and, unknown to most, very demanding. Their notion of equality favor the woman more than the man.

AaliyahLove · 02-14-2009, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by d-null

Aaliyah again you are missing the point, the dudes that are making fun of the guy are virgins themselves, so coming from them it is expected

then "Z" comes along with a great post that is right on the money, and maxjohan tells us that he got it all worked out anyways, so all is good

Well alls well that ends well

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Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	Leave Aaliyah alone, she was having some fun with the guy...damn. As far as 6 years without pussy goes, damn man...I am so sorry. I had a client when I was doing sex and relationship coaching that had been married for 17 years. She'd had sex precisely 7 times and never for more than 2 minutes. I also had a 36 year old female virgin and several older clients that hadn't had sex in 10 - 20 years since divorces or the deaths of their significant others. It's one thing to get out of a relationship or suffer some sort of trauma and give sex up for a while or even permanently. While I'm sure there's more of a story here than "I just realized that I haven't had sex in 6 years"; to be in your 20s and refrain from the single most enjoyable, validating, intimate, wonderful act known to man is something you should seriously consider remedying. A visit to a sex therapist wouldn't be a bad idea. As a big proponent of escorts, I don't know that your first time back in the saddle with a date or a "normal girl" is such a good idea. A sex surrogate or a caring, sensual escort could bring you back and re-build your confidence much more reliably and with a hell of alot more skill and understanding. You want to get back out there feeling like you haven't missed a beat and have more to offer to a potential significant other than ever.

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