Man loses his penis trying to rape a raccoon - GoFuckYourself.com

bad2rich · 01-26-2009, 03:25 PM

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2172612.ece

Toothy raccoon bit off manhood
Published: Today

A FIESTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert?s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified ? but toothy ? fur ball.

?When I saw the raccoon I thought I?d have some fun,? he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

?He?s been told they can get things working again but they can?t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

?That?s gone forever so there isn?t going to be much for them to work with."

RRRED · 01-26-2009, 03:27 PM

BAKO · 01-26-2009, 03:28 PM

OMFG hahahahahahahaha

jmcb420 · 01-26-2009, 03:28 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahayhahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

fucking drunk idiot.

420 · 01-26-2009, 03:29 PM

lololol

BusterBunny · 01-26-2009, 03:29 PM

Loki · 01-26-2009, 03:30 PM

LMFAO OMFG LMFAO

-Loki-

Robbie · 01-26-2009, 03:31 PM

Yeah his first mistake was in forcibly trying to rape the racoon. I always use date rape drugs on the racoon that I slip in the racoons' drink. I also make sure to take the racoon out to dinner and maybe a show before I slip 'em anything. That way if they complain to the rest of the forest creatures, I can claim that the racoon consented.

This guy was obviously an amateur.

brassmonkey · 01-26-2009, 03:33 PM

dont fuck with animals

Jarmusch · 01-26-2009, 03:33 PM

The Sun? Hmm...

Double trouble · 01-26-2009, 03:34 PM

Fucking idiot

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-26-2009, 03:34 PM

Davy Fuckin' Crockett!!! WTF was he thinking?!?

ADG

notime · 01-26-2009, 03:38 PM

raping a raccoon? one crazy bastard

polish_aristocrat · 01-26-2009, 03:39 PM

Sick Bastard · 01-26-2009, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

dont fuck with animals

No... just don't FUCK animals...
....
....
....
much

Violetta · 01-26-2009, 04:12 PM

sucks to be him!

firecracker · 01-26-2009, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Bastard

No... just don't FUCK animals...
....
....
....
much

Spunky · 01-26-2009, 05:20 PM

Good lord,the freak deserves it lmao

tiger · 01-26-2009, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie

Yeah his first mistake was in forcibly trying to rape the racoon. I always use date rape drugs on the racoon that I slip in the racoons' drink. I also make sure to take the racoon out to dinner and maybe a show before I slip 'em anything. That way if they complain to the rest of the forest creatures, I can claim that the racoon consented.

This guy was obviously an amateur.

WinstonTriplexcash · 01-26-2009, 06:17 PM

OMG, racoons are feisty things!

PornMD · 01-26-2009, 07:23 PM

I'm surprised doctors would help him...if I were a doc at that hospital I sure wouldn't.

NickB. · 01-26-2009, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Davy Fuckin' Crockett!!! WTF was he thinking?!?

ADG

The Judge · 01-26-2009, 08:35 PM

http://www.cooks.com/rec/doc/0,1952,...226204,00.html

Ethersync · 01-26-2009, 08:44 PM

This idiot not being unable to procreate is a good thing IMHO

Dagwolf · 01-26-2009, 08:49 PM

Has anyone seen the movie "Idiocracy?"

uno · 01-26-2009, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie

Yeah his first mistake was in forcibly trying to rape the racoon. I always use date rape drugs on the racoon that I slip in the racoons' drink. I also make sure to take the racoon out to dinner and maybe a show before I slip 'em anything. That way if they complain to the rest of the forest creatures, I can claim that the racoon consented.

This guy was obviously an amateur.

you only take them out for dinner and a show if you plan on anal rape.

brassmonkey · 01-26-2009, 09:10 PM

man u see the teeth on that shit!

he could rip it off with those little hands so he did what he had 2

spacedog · 01-26-2009, 09:11 PM

that's sooooo fucked up

Guess this story is everywhere.

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SomeCreep · 01-26-2009, 09:24 PM

it's a sick world we're living in

Ryan St. Germain · 01-26-2009, 09:27 PM

That is selective processing at it's finest. This man being taken out of the gene pool is for the best.

brassmonkey · 01-26-2009, 09:29 PM

i bet hes wishing he knocked those teeth out first

im betting they were going to take turns raping that animal kind of like passing a pocket pussy with a bomb in it

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 01-26-2009, 09:29 PM

Justice, 'coon style.

spunky99 · 01-26-2009, 09:57 PM

how drunk do u have to be to think that is a good idea?

Iron Fist · 01-26-2009, 10:26 PM

I've been pretty trashed in my life and that has never crossed my mind...

I'm glad we found someone to report it though.... need to set an example of what not to do... you know just in case someone else thinks it might be a good idea.

NaughtyRob · 01-26-2009, 10:30 PM

"...there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

LOL

DaddyHalbucks · 01-26-2009, 11:22 PM

A wild animal behaving wildly?

Brilliant!

Kellie · 01-26-2009, 11:40 PM

looks like he had it coming to him, literally LOL

blonda80 · 01-26-2009, 11:41 PM

lol

Elli · 01-26-2009, 11:45 PM

hahhahah

I wonder how many times this happened before the internet and we just didn't find out about it

Lester Burnham · 01-26-2009, 11:46 PM

Drunk Russians at it again...

GeoBeo · 01-26-2009, 11:51 PM

HAHHAHA we'll deserved... that'll teach 'em.

D Ghost · 01-26-2009, 11:52 PM

now thats fucked....

brassmonkey · 01-26-2009, 11:53 PM

his friends are probably praying they dodged a firecracker

Chit Chat · 01-26-2009, 11:58 PM

Oh shit!

2012 · 01-26-2009, 11:59 PM

trip out .

MandyBlake · 01-27-2009, 12:12 AM

that one made me laugh..hard!

ExLust · 01-27-2009, 12:38 AM

Such an idiot.

qxm · 01-27-2009, 01:33 AM

... don't feel sorry for the guy.... he deserved it... clear example of an idiot at large.....

Serial Pervert · 01-27-2009, 06:04 AM

damn..

tranza · 01-27-2009, 06:24 AM

Omg...what a retarded!!

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