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Man loses his penis trying to rape a raccoon
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2172612.ece
Toothy raccoon bit off manhood Published: Today A FIESTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert?s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal. Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified ? but toothy ? fur ball. ?When I saw the raccoon I thought I?d have some fun,? he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow. Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood. ?He?s been told they can get things working again but they can?t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal. ?That?s gone forever so there isn?t going to be much for them to work with." |
:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap
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OMFG hahahahahahahaha
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahayhahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
fucking drunk idiot. |
lololol :1orglaugh
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LMFAO OMFG LMFAO
-Loki- |
Yeah his first mistake was in forcibly trying to rape the racoon. I always use date rape drugs on the racoon that I slip in the racoons' drink. I also make sure to take the racoon out to dinner and maybe a show before I slip 'em anything. That way if they complain to the rest of the forest creatures, I can claim that the racoon consented.
This guy was obviously an amateur. |
dont fuck with animals:1orglaugh
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The Sun? Hmm...
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Fucking idiot:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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http://www.cafalawblog.com/racoon.JPG
Davy Fuckin' Crockett!!! WTF was he thinking?!? http://www.fur-hats-fur-hat.com/imag...on-hat-002.jpg ADG |
raping a raccoon? one crazy bastard
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sucks to be him!
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Good lord,the freak deserves it lmao
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OMG, racoons are feisty things!
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I'm surprised doctors would help him...if I were a doc at that hospital I sure wouldn't.
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This idiot not being unable to procreate is a good thing IMHO :2 cents:
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Has anyone seen the movie "Idiocracy?"
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man u see the teeth on that shit! :1orglaugh he could rip it off with those little hands so he did what he had 2 :1orglaugh
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that's sooooo fucked up :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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it's a sick world we're living in
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That is selective processing at it's finest. This man being taken out of the gene pool is for the best.
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i bet hes wishing he knocked those teeth out first:1orglaugh im betting they were going to take turns raping that animal kind of like passing a pocket pussy with a bomb in it :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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Justice, 'coon style.
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how drunk do u have to be to think that is a good idea?
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I've been pretty trashed in my life and that has never crossed my mind...
I'm glad we found someone to report it though.... need to set an example of what not to do... you know just in case someone else thinks it might be a good idea. |
"...there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."
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A wild animal behaving wildly?
Brilliant! |
looks like he had it coming to him, literally LOL
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lol :)
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hahhahah
I wonder how many times this happened before the internet and we just didn't find out about it :) |
Drunk Russians at it again...
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HAHHAHA we'll deserved... that'll teach 'em. :Oh crap
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now thats fucked....
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his friends are probably praying they dodged a firecracker
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Oh shit!
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trip out .
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that one made me laugh..hard!
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Such an idiot.
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... don't feel sorry for the guy.... he deserved it... clear example of an idiot at large.....
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damn..:Oh crap :Oh crap
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Omg...what a retarded!!
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