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Old 01-26-2009, 03:25 PM  
bad2rich
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:stoned Man loses his penis trying to rape a raccoon

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2172612.ece

Toothy raccoon bit off manhood
Published: Today

A FIESTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert?s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified ? but toothy ? fur ball.

?When I saw the raccoon I thought I?d have some fun,? he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

?He?s been told they can get things working again but they can?t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

?That?s gone forever so there isn?t going to be much for them to work with."
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