Who would win: iron man vs hulk - GoFuckYourself.com

Doctor Feelgood · 01-26-2009, 02:33 PM

who would win if iron man in a hulkbuster suit were to fight the hulk

JD · 01-26-2009, 02:35 PM

the hulk would own his ass

CaptainHowdy · 01-26-2009, 02:50 PM

I vote Martian Manhunter...

TRe$yNFuL · 01-26-2009, 03:34 PM

Iron Man all the way! He'd fly Hulk into the atmosphere then WOOPS!

BusterBunny · 01-26-2009, 03:37 PM

chuck norris

boneprone · 01-26-2009, 03:42 PM

Hulk turns to a puss when he's not hulk.

Ironman could shoot a burst of flames on David Banner and kill em before he turns to hulk.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-26-2009, 03:55 PM

ADG

StuartD · 01-26-2009, 03:58 PM

Hulk beat him in his hulk buster suit when he returned to Earth.
He really did a number on Dr Strange's hands too.

BusterBunny · 01-26-2009, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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is he ripping hulks cock off

polish_aristocrat · 01-26-2009, 04:07 PM

who would win? a tiger or a lion?

After Shock Media · 01-26-2009, 04:10 PM

If going by comic book standards, especially with their actual power levels and not the movies. Hulk would win.

Pornwolf · 01-26-2009, 04:14 PM

"Hulkbuster suit?"

I must be out of touch, when and why did Iron Man have to get a Hulkbuster suit?

DefaultMan · 01-26-2009, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I vote Martian Manhunter...

gideongallery · 01-26-2009, 04:17 PM

StuartD · 01-26-2009, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Pornwolf

"Hulkbuster suit?"

I must be out of touch, when and why did Iron Man have to get a Hulkbuster suit?

Hulk's always been in and out of trouble due to losing control. That's how his power grows, his anger/rage. The worse it is, the stronger and more out of control he gets.
So Iron Man, fearing that one day he'll go beyond what anyone's seen so far, built a "Hulk Buster" suit designed specifically to fight the hulk.
Even has jet engines on the arms to forcefully push his punches that much harder.

Anyway, that suit of armor was put to use several times but most recently Iron Man, Dr Strange, Reed Richards and and The Black Bolt sent him into space as he was completely out of control. Well, he survived and returned... even madder than before.

He took apart Iron Man's suit pretty easily, as well as every other hero they could throw at him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Hulk

Sid70 · 01-26-2009, 05:02 PM

die hard all the time

13th' wife · 01-26-2009, 07:40 PM

I think Halk will win though I like Iron man more

CaseyCupcakes · 01-26-2009, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

chuck norris

yes, yes he would

BVF · 01-26-2009, 07:58 PM

When it comes to superhero strength, it's:

1. Superman
2. Hulk...not #1 because he can't fly
3. Everybody Else.

SilentKnight · 01-26-2009, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by boneprone

Hulk turns to a puss when he's not hulk.

This naturally came to mind.

Lester Burnham · 01-26-2009, 08:05 PM

Hulk would own his ass.

Powers

The Hulk possesses an incredible level of superhuman physical ability. His capacity for physical strength is potentially limitless due to the fact that the Hulk's strength increases proportionally with his level of great emotional stress, anger in particular. The Hulk uses his superhumanly strong leg muscles to leap great distances. The Hulk has been known to cover hundreds of miles in a single bound and once leaped almost into orbit around the Earth. The Hulk has shown a high resistance to physical damage nearly regardless of the cause, and has also shown resistance to extreme temperatures, poisons, and diseases in addition to regeneration of damaged or destroyed areas of tissue at an amazing rate.

The Hulk's body also has a gland that makes an "oxygenated per fluorocarbon emulsion", which creates pressure in the Hulk's lungs and effectively lets him breathe underwater and move quickly between varying depths without concerns about decompression or nitrogen narcosis.

After Shock Media · 01-26-2009, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

When it comes to superhero strength, it's:

1. Superman
2. Hulk...not #1 because he can't fly
3. Everybody Else.

Not enough of a comic geek

First you would have to base superman on if it is after they limited him or before.
Then the issue of DC versus Marvel universe, where for instance Marvel has assorted comic bood gods as well as charectors such as Galactus.

StuartD · 01-26-2009, 08:15 PM

Superman and The Hulk have fought before.
Of course, those fights never really answer any questions but they've fought.

After Shock Media · 01-26-2009, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

Superman and The Hulk have fought before.
Of course, those fights never really answer any questions but they've fought.

Nice to know there be other current or at least former comic geeks on here.

BVF · 01-26-2009, 08:31 PM

Spiderman and Hulk have fought before also....It didn't go too well for spidey.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-26-2009, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

is he ripping hulks cock off

Wouldn't surprise me, there have been some rumors that Ironman swings that way...

ADG

Chauncy · 01-26-2009, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

When it comes to superhero strength, it's:

1. Superman
2. Hulk...not #1 because he can't fly
3. Everybody Else.

I have to disagree

1 Galactus
2 Apocalypse
3 Surfer
4 Rouge
5 Superman

SomeCreep · 01-26-2009, 09:29 PM

Iron Man. Technology beats steroids any day.

gimo33 · 01-26-2009, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Chauncy

I have to disagree

1 Galactus
2 Apocalypse
3 Surfer
4 Rouge
5 Superman

rouge of x-men?

CDSmith · 01-26-2009, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Chauncy

4 Rouge

Never heard of Rouge. Perhaps you mean Rogue, as in the girl from the X-men?

Rouge is French for "red". :D

brassmonkey · 01-26-2009, 09:32 PM

they wouldnt fight iron man is not a villian

Chauncy · 01-26-2009, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by gimo33

rouge of x-men?

yeah I mean she can absorb powers and use them against her weakened opponent so the hulk tries to punch her as soon as he makes contact she has his powers and he is weakened same with superman same with almost everyone

After Shock Media · 01-26-2009, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

they wouldnt fight iron man is not a villian

They have fought, and the hulk has not always been considered a good guy.

Lester Burnham · 01-26-2009, 09:40 PM

To have a meaningful list you really gotta take out gods, ethereal beings, demons, etc., otherwise, the list gets kind of stupid. Therefore throw out Galactus, The Beyonder (who was basically a God), Phoenix, and other folks like that. Hell, I'm surprised people didn't bring up Thor. Odin (his dad) would whup on any mortal.

As for mutants-superheroes that were born human, I'd go with:

Hulk

Molecule Man

Wolverine (he is basically industructable with rapid regen and adamantium skelly)

Prefoessor X

Dr. Strange

gimo33 · 01-26-2009, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Chauncy

yeah I mean she can absorb powers and use them against her weakened opponent so the hulk tries to punch her as soon as he makes contact she has his powers and he is weakened same with superman same with almost everyone

It would be interesting to see rouge fight hulk but I doubt that she can lay a finger on superman, not with his speed.

gimo33 · 01-26-2009, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Lester Burnham

To have a meaningful list you really gotta take out gods, ethereal beings, demons, etc., otherwise, the list gets kind of stupid. Therefore throw out Galactus, The Beyonder (who was basically a God), Phoenix, and other folks like that. Hell, I'm surprised people didn't bring up Thor. Odin (his dad) would whup on any mortal.

As for mutants-superheroes that were born human, I'd go with:

Hulk

Molecule Man

Wolverine (he is basically industructable with rapid regen and adamantium skelly)

Prefoessor X

Dr. Strange

I'm sure this guy can beat them all.

CDSmith · 01-26-2009, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Chauncy

yeah I mean she can absorb powers and use them against her weakened opponent so the hulk tries to punch her as soon as he makes contact she has his powers and he is weakened same with superman same with almost everyone

Yes, but the hulk gets mad enough he can rip the side of a mountain off and crush her with it, never having to touch her. I wouldn't have put her on the list.

Someone mentioned Blackbolt earlier, now THAT guy had some badass power. One wisper from his mouth and it's like a small nuke just hit. Bodies fly, buildings crumble, shit gets ruined.

He yells a single syllable and whole planets...well you get the picture. As long as he doesn't get laryngitis he'd even kick Galactacus' ass.

Chauncy · 01-26-2009, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by gimo33

It would be interesting to see rouge fight hulk but I doubt that she can lay a finger on superman, not with his speed.

very true but the fact that she permanently absorbed Ms. Marvels powers give her the ability to anticipate her enemy's next move he would have to try to fight her physically and as soon as he touches her they are at least equal unless she gets a grip on him long enough to really weaken him

gimo33 · 01-26-2009, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Chauncy

very true but the fact that she permanently absorbed Ms. Marvels powers give her the ability to anticipate her enemy's next move he would have to try to fight her physically and as soon as he touches her they are at least equal unless she gets a grip on him long enough to really weaken him

two words: heat vision

Chauncy · 01-26-2009, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by gimo33

two words: heat vision

I believe that is covered in her the ability to anticipate her enemy's next move

gimo33 · 01-26-2009, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Chauncy

I believe that is covered in her the ability to anticipate her enemy's next move

I believe that she will not be fast enough to dodge him even if she can predict his next move.

GAMEFINEST · 01-26-2009, 10:15 PM

You guys are idiots...

ever heard of of someone named dark phoenix?

Pornwolf · 01-26-2009, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

Hulk's always been in and out of trouble due to losing control. That's how his power grows, his anger/rage. The worse it is, the stronger and more out of control he gets.
So Iron Man, fearing that one day he'll go beyond what anyone's seen so far, built a "Hulk Buster" suit designed specifically to fight the hulk.
Even has jet engines on the arms to forcefully push his punches that much harder.

Anyway, that suit of armor was put to use several times but most recently Iron Man, Dr Strange, Reed Richards and and The Black Bolt sent him into space as he was completely out of control. Well, he survived and returned... even madder than before.

He took apart Iron Man's suit pretty easily, as well as every other hero they could throw at him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Hulk

Thanks Stuart. I think I'm going to check that out.

bloggingseo · 01-26-2009, 10:17 PM

i love Ironman but Hulk ownz

CDSmith · 01-26-2009, 10:25 PM

There's a ton of background on Iron man here as well. Brings back a lot of memories of comics I once read (and should have collected)

gimo33 · 01-26-2009, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

There's a ton of background on Iron man here as well. Brings back a lot of memories of comics I once read (and should have collected)

That's a great link. I've read wolverines history in there.

ExLust · 01-27-2009, 12:36 AM

I guess Hulk.

Jack Sparrow · 01-27-2009, 01:59 AM

Batman! I ARE BATMAN, ftw.

StuartD · 01-27-2009, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by mrfrisky

Batman! I ARE BATMAN, ftw.

Batman would be the one to find a way... somehow.
However, he's no match for Dark Claw

CaptainHowdy · 01-27-2009, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by stuartd

batman would be the one to find a way... Somehow.
However, he's no match for dark claw

wtf ...

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