Prank on 16 year old that just got her license, ideas? - GoFuckYourself.com

tical · 01-21-2009, 07:12 PM

Here are some ideas I have so far:

1. Buy a huge bow and put it on someone elses car (or a rental) parked close by with a note on it that says "Congratulations - here is a huge bow".

2. Send her a photo / scrap book full of pictures of other teens driving.

3. Send her a box of a hundred car keys.

4. Get her a gift card to auto zone.

She isn't getting a car & I want to rub it in... help me out!

munki · 01-21-2009, 07:15 PM

My parents bought me a die cast model of a 66 mustang... that sucked.

After Shock Media · 01-21-2009, 07:16 PM

You suck. I hope you she frames you in a crime

That said.
Take her to a car dealership. Look around at all of the cars, pay special attention to the cute ones. When everything is at an all time high, go speak with the dealer and schedule your car for service.

HorseShit · 01-21-2009, 07:22 PM

What an ass, just buy her a car

Sosa · 01-21-2009, 07:23 PM

just take her to a high end dealership while driving through the lot slowly staring at different models.

tical · 01-21-2009, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

What an ass, just buy her a car

Oh she's not my daugther, just a niece... but she is SUCH a drama queen & I get a kick out of this

I probably won't go as far as the bow thing... maybe the gift card to auto zone. The bow thing would be brutal.

Spunky · 01-21-2009, 07:33 PM

Send her a bunch of brochures of some expensive sweet rides

VIPimp · 01-21-2009, 07:35 PM

LOL I like the bow one.

Voodoo · 01-21-2009, 07:41 PM

Go to Enterprise Rent-a-Car, rent a nice car for a day $50.00 or so. Have someone pull the car into the drive-way while she is home, and then wrap the key in a box with a bow and little note "Congratulations on your License!". When she opens the box, she'll see a car key. Then have her put on a blindfold and walk her outside and stand her in front of the car.

GET IT ON VIDEO

EDIT: I suggest Enterprise, because they don't put those "RENTAL" stickers on the car.

gideongallery · 01-21-2009, 07:50 PM

i really like the bow idea
all though i would attach it to something else like a bus pass and attach both to the top of the car

NickB. · 01-21-2009, 07:53 PM

buy her a new bicycle - buy a lock around it, make the key look like a car key and give her the key for the birthday lol

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-21-2009, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by munki

My parents bought me a die cast model of a 66 mustang... that sucked.

Ouch....

moeloubani · 01-21-2009, 08:09 PM

sounds like she needs a bus pass

d-null · 01-21-2009, 08:24 PM

d-null · 01-21-2009, 08:30 PM

and funny how when she comes back and posts this video to explain herself, she actually owns herself in proving how fucked up and spoiled she actually is and so obviously doesn't even realize it

*this one is fake

JamesK · 01-21-2009, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

What an ass, just buy her a car

This is the exact way of thinking that fucks up the youth. Fucking spoiled brats, fuck 'em.

I didn't get much extra from my parents and I love them for that.

Danny B · 01-21-2009, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by d-null

Duuuuuuude, WTF is wrong with kids these days. Damn cunt.
And what the hell is wrong with parents lately?

You dont want it? you dont get it. Go suck a dick, bye bye

JD · 01-21-2009, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Take her to a car dealership. Look around at all of the cars, pay special attention to the cute ones. When everything is at an all time high, go speak with the dealer and schedule your car for service.

cherrylula · 01-21-2009, 09:05 PM

a fake ticket.

tony286 · 01-21-2009, 09:10 PM

I would hand her a envelope and tell I wanted to help you buy your first car. Put five bucks in it and a ap for mickey dees.

TisMe · 01-21-2009, 09:10 PM

Fake newspaper announcing that they've raised the minimum age for driving to 18.

Did that to my daughter when she turned 16, she still swears that she'll get even

Rochard · 01-21-2009, 11:32 PM

One of my college friends worked at a department store. One night I walked out of school to find my car covered in plastic wrap.

To get back at him I took my jack and put it under the back of his car, and jacked his car up just enough so that the wheels didn't touch the ground when he got it. That was funny.

PornMD · 01-21-2009, 11:59 PM

Find out a day when you know she'll be driving her parents' car and remove the brakes the night before. Won't SHE be surprised as she approaches her first red light or turn! "Wowwie zowwie, you've just been pranked!" /Walken

j/k - I don't have any ideas besides the ones you said.

MetaMan · 01-22-2009, 12:08 AM

Fart in a jar and SEAL IT, then give it to her and put a flower in it and say "CHECK OUT HOW GOOD THIS SMELLS" then we she opens it she will get blasted with a FART!

HAHAHAH cannot fail!

ExLust · 01-22-2009, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical

1. Buy a huge bow and put it on someone elses car (or a rental) parked close by with a note on it that says "Congratulations - here is a huge bow".

I think that's good enough.

spacedog · 01-22-2009, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null

what an ungreatful cunt

Zuzana Designs · 01-22-2009, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Fart in a jar and SEAL IT, then give it to her and put a flower in it and say "CHECK OUT HOW GOOD THIS SMELLS" then we she opens it she will get blasted with a FART!

HAHAHAH cannot fail!

lol that made me giggle..

tranza · 01-22-2009, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null

and funny how when she comes back and posts this video to explain herself, she actually owns herself in proving how fucked up and spoiled she actually is and so obviously doesn't even realize it

*this one is fake

It may be fake, but she's hot... :D

CaptainHowdy · 01-22-2009, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

My parents bought me a die cast model of a 66 mustang... that sucked.

...

sexandcash · 01-22-2009, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

You suck. I hope you she frames you in a crime

That said.
Take her to a car dealership. Look around at all of the cars, pay special attention to the cute ones. When everything is at an all time high, go speak with the dealer and schedule your car for service.

wow...I agree...that really sucks...I'm imagining your daughter's crest-fallen face and the huge alligator tears that follow when she tells you that all of her friends have cars and yes, you have RREALLY ruined her life forever.....
You'll deserve it...that you will

Wow.....after shock....great prank....so horrible. If I was this kid I would disown you....if you did that to me...that is

dready · 01-22-2009, 07:05 AM

I think my parents gave me a little die-cast model... "here's your new car"!

gideongallery · 01-22-2009, 07:19 AM

you really want to be mean give her a petro points card
or a gas card or a gift certificate to a car wash something that is totally useless without a car.

01-21-2009, 07:12 PM	#1
tical Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 6,504	Prank on 16 year old that just got her license, ideas? Here are some ideas I have so far: 1. Buy a huge bow and put it on someone elses car (or a rental) parked close by with a note on it that says "Congratulations - here is a huge bow". 2. Send her a photo / scrap book full of pictures of other teens driving. 3. Send her a box of a hundred car keys. 4. Get her a gift card to auto zone. She isn't getting a car & I want to rub it in... help me out! __________________ 112.020.756

01-21-2009, 07:15 PM	#2
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	My parents bought me a die cast model of a 66 mustang... that sucked. __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

01-21-2009, 07:16 PM	#3
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	You suck. I hope you she frames you in a crime That said. Take her to a car dealership. Look around at all of the cars, pay special attention to the cute ones. When everything is at an all time high, go speak with the dealer and schedule your car for service. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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01-21-2009, 07:41 PM	#9
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	Go to Enterprise Rent-a-Car, rent a nice car for a day $50.00 or so. Have someone pull the car into the drive-way while she is home, and then wrap the key in a box with a bow and little note "Congratulations on your License!". When she opens the box, she'll see a car key. Then have her put on a blindfold and walk her outside and stand her in front of the car. GET IT ON VIDEO EDIT: I suggest Enterprise, because they don't put those "RENTAL" stickers on the car. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1." Last edited by Voodoo; 01-21-2009 at 07:43 PM..

01-21-2009, 07:22 PM	#4
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	What an ass, just buy her a car

01-21-2009, 07:23 PM	#5
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	just take her to a high end dealership while driving through the lot slowly staring at different models.

01-21-2009, 07:35 PM	#8
VIPimp Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,234	LOL I like the bow one.

01-21-2009, 07:50 PM	#10
gideongallery Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,082	i really like the bow idea all though i would attach it to something else like a bus pass and attach both to the top of the car __________________ “When crimes occur through the mail, you don’t shut the post office down,” Steve Wozniak

01-21-2009, 07:53 PM	#11
NickB. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,855	buy her a new bicycle - buy a lock around it, make the key look like a car key and give her the key for the birthday lol

01-21-2009, 08:09 PM	#13
moeloubani Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 4,235	sounds like she needs a bus pass

01-21-2009, 08:24 PM	#14
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01-21-2009, 08:30 PM	#15
d-null . . . Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY Posts: 13,724	and funny how when she comes back and posts this video to explain herself, she actually owns herself in proving how fucked up and spoiled she actually is and so obviously doesn't even realize it this one is fake __________________ __________________ Looking for a custom TUBE SCRIPT* that supports massive traffic, load balancing, billing support, and h264 encoding? Hit up Konrad! Looking for designs for your websites or custom tubesite design? Hit up Zuzana Designs Check out the #1 WordPress SEO Plugin: CyberSEO Suite Last edited by d-null; 01-21-2009 at 08:32 PM..

01-21-2009, 09:05 PM	#19
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	a fake ticket.

01-21-2009, 09:10 PM	#20
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	I would hand her a envelope and tell I wanted to help you buy your first car. Put five bucks in it and a ap for mickey dees.

01-21-2009, 09:10 PM	#21
TisMe Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,719	Fake newspaper announcing that they've raised the minimum age for driving to 18. Did that to my daughter when she turned 16, she still swears that she'll get even

01-21-2009, 11:32 PM	#22
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,321	One of my college friends worked at a department store. One night I walked out of school to find my car covered in plastic wrap. To get back at him I took my jack and put it under the back of his car, and jacked his car up just enough so that the wheels didn't touch the ground when he got it. That was funny. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

01-21-2009, 11:59 PM	#23
PornMD Mainstream Businessman Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 9,291	Find out a day when you know she'll be driving her parents' car and remove the brakes the night before. Won't SHE be surprised as she approaches her first red light or turn! "Wowwie zowwie, you've just been pranked!" /Walken j/k - I don't have any ideas besides the ones you said. __________________ Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up.

01-22-2009, 12:08 AM	#24
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	Fart in a jar and SEAL IT, then give it to her and put a flower in it and say "CHECK OUT HOW GOOD THIS SMELLS" then we she opens it she will get blasted with a FART! HAHAHAH cannot fail!

01-22-2009, 07:05 AM	#31
dready Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 5,247	I think my parents gave me a little die-cast model... "here's your new car"! __________________ ICQ: 91139591

01-22-2009, 07:19 AM	#32
gideongallery Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,082	you really want to be mean give her a petro points card or a gas card or a gift certificate to a car wash something that is totally useless without a car. __________________ “When crimes occur through the mail, you don’t shut the post office down,” Steve Wozniak