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tical 01-21-2009 07:12 PM

Prank on 16 year old that just got her license, ideas?
 
Here are some ideas I have so far:

1. Buy a huge bow and put it on someone elses car (or a rental) parked close by with a note on it that says "Congratulations - here is a huge bow".

2. Send her a photo / scrap book full of pictures of other teens driving.

3. Send her a box of a hundred car keys.

4. Get her a gift card to auto zone.


She isn't getting a car & I want to rub it in... help me out!

munki 01-21-2009 07:15 PM

My parents bought me a die cast model of a 66 mustang... that sucked.

After Shock Media 01-21-2009 07:16 PM

You suck. I hope you she frames you in a crime :winkwink:

That said.
Take her to a car dealership. Look around at all of the cars, pay special attention to the cute ones. When everything is at an all time high, go speak with the dealer and schedule your car for service.

HorseShit 01-21-2009 07:22 PM

What an ass, just buy her a car

Sosa 01-21-2009 07:23 PM

just take her to a high end dealership while driving through the lot slowly staring at different models.

tical 01-21-2009 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15370004)
What an ass, just buy her a car

Oh she's not my daugther, just a niece... but she is SUCH a drama queen & I get a kick out of this

I probably won't go as far as the bow thing... maybe the gift card to auto zone. The bow thing would be brutal.

Spunky 01-21-2009 07:33 PM

Send her a bunch of brochures of some expensive sweet rides

VIPimp 01-21-2009 07:35 PM

LOL I like the bow one.

Voodoo 01-21-2009 07:41 PM

Go to Enterprise Rent-a-Car, rent a nice car for a day $50.00 or so. Have someone pull the car into the drive-way while she is home, and then wrap the key in a box with a bow and little note "Congratulations on your License!". When she opens the box, she'll see a car key. Then have her put on a blindfold and walk her outside and stand her in front of the car.

GET IT ON VIDEO

EDIT: I suggest Enterprise, because they don't put those "RENTAL" stickers on the car.

gideongallery 01-21-2009 07:50 PM

i really like the bow idea
all though i would attach it to something else like a bus pass and attach both to the top of the car

NickB. 01-21-2009 07:53 PM

buy her a new bicycle - buy a lock around it, make the key look like a car key and give her the key for the birthday lol

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-21-2009 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 15369977)
My parents bought me a die cast model of a 66 mustang... that sucked.

Ouch....

moeloubani 01-21-2009 08:09 PM

sounds like she needs a bus pass

d-null 01-21-2009 08:24 PM


d-null 01-21-2009 08:30 PM

and funny how when she comes back and posts this video to explain herself, she actually owns herself in proving how fucked up and spoiled she actually is and so obviously doesn't even realize it








*this one is fake

JamesK 01-21-2009 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15370004)
What an ass, just buy her a car

This is the exact way of thinking that fucks up the youth. Fucking spoiled brats, fuck 'em.

I didn't get much extra from my parents and I love them for that.

Danny B 01-21-2009 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 15370194)

Duuuuuuude, WTF is wrong with kids these days. Damn cunt.
And what the hell is wrong with parents lately?

You dont want it? you dont get it. Go suck a dick, bye bye

JD 01-21-2009 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15369982)
Take her to a car dealership. Look around at all of the cars, pay special attention to the cute ones. When everything is at an all time high, go speak with the dealer and schedule your car for service.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

cherrylula 01-21-2009 09:05 PM

a fake ticket.

tony286 01-21-2009 09:10 PM

I would hand her a envelope and tell I wanted to help you buy your first car. Put five bucks in it and a ap for mickey dees.

TisMe 01-21-2009 09:10 PM

Fake newspaper announcing that they've raised the minimum age for driving to 18.

Did that to my daughter when she turned 16, she still swears that she'll get even :)

Rochard 01-21-2009 11:32 PM

One of my college friends worked at a department store. One night I walked out of school to find my car covered in plastic wrap.

To get back at him I took my jack and put it under the back of his car, and jacked his car up just enough so that the wheels didn't touch the ground when he got it. That was funny.

PornMD 01-21-2009 11:59 PM

Find out a day when you know she'll be driving her parents' car and remove the brakes the night before. Won't SHE be surprised as she approaches her first red light or turn! "Wowwie zowwie, you've just been pranked!" /Walken

j/k - I don't have any ideas besides the ones you said.

MetaMan 01-22-2009 12:08 AM

Fart in a jar and SEAL IT, then give it to her and put a flower in it and say "CHECK OUT HOW GOOD THIS SMELLS" then we she opens it she will get blasted with a FART!


HAHAHAH cannot fail!

ExLust 01-22-2009 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical (Post 15369963)
1. Buy a huge bow and put it on someone elses car (or a rental) parked close by with a note on it that says "Congratulations - here is a huge bow".

I think that's good enough. :1orglaugh

spacedog 01-22-2009 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 15370194)

what an ungreatful cunt :1orglaugh

Zuzana Designs 01-22-2009 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15371109)
Fart in a jar and SEAL IT, then give it to her and put a flower in it and say "CHECK OUT HOW GOOD THIS SMELLS" then we she opens it she will get blasted with a FART!


HAHAHAH cannot fail!

lol that made me giggle..

tranza 01-22-2009 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 15370209)
and funny how when she comes back and posts this video to explain herself, she actually owns herself in proving how fucked up and spoiled she actually is and so obviously doesn't even realize it








*this one is fake

It may be fake, but she's hot... :D

CaptainHowdy 01-22-2009 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 15369977)
My parents bought me a die cast model of a 66 mustang... that sucked.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

sexandcash 01-22-2009 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15369982)
You suck. I hope you she frames you in a crime :winkwink:

That said.
Take her to a car dealership. Look around at all of the cars, pay special attention to the cute ones. When everything is at an all time high, go speak with the dealer and schedule your car for service.


wow...I agree...that really sucks...I'm imagining your daughter's crest-fallen face and the huge alligator tears that follow when she tells you that all of her friends have cars and yes, you have RREALLY ruined her life forever.....
You'll deserve it...that you will

Wow.....after shock....great prank....so horrible. If I was this kid I would disown you....if you did that to me...that is

dready 01-22-2009 07:05 AM

I think my parents gave me a little die-cast model... "here's your new car"!

gideongallery 01-22-2009 07:19 AM

you really want to be mean give her a petro points card
or a gas card or a gift certificate to a car wash something that is totally useless without a car.


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