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mizmiz · 01-21-2009, 01:55 AM

so I always use o eat the hamburger first and then the french fries...
one day I sat with my friend and he ate the french fries first and then the hamburger...
so I asked him why the fuck do you eat the french fries first?
he said "Im keeping the best part for the end"...
I thought to myself..."mmm intersting"
next day I rush to Burger King and I order a meal...
Now I eat my french fries first ...
Now I get to the end...All excited about the hamburger...
I take a bite...and its fucking cold!
you motha fucker!!!!
I should never listened to your stupid ass.

After Shock Media · 01-21-2009, 02:04 AM

Either you alternate between the two, or you just put the fries on the burger and eat at once.

96ukssob · 01-21-2009, 02:46 AM

i usually take a few bites of hamburger, then some fries, then back to hamburger and finish up with a few fries and wash it down with about 2 to 10 glasses of diet coke or iced tea

d-null · 01-21-2009, 02:50 AM

either one tastes like crap cold, so it's a trade off no matter which one you choose

try eating half the fries first, then the burger, then the rest of the fries

qxm · 01-21-2009, 02:52 AM

when it comes to Burger and Fries ... I multitask ....

hypedough · 01-21-2009, 03:10 AM

Oooga boooga can only eat 1 thing at time.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-21-2009, 04:36 AM

i eat myburger first.

nothing shittier than eating a large fried then realizing you're not hungry enough to finish the burger you paid for... oh, and cold fastfood burgers are shit. microwave my ass!

Sarah_Jayne · 01-21-2009, 04:46 AM

Ah, the dilemmas of life.

uno · 01-21-2009, 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Either you alternate between the two, or you just put the fries on the burger and eat at once.

STR$ · 01-21-2009, 05:15 AM

this is a big dilemma

natas · 01-21-2009, 05:16 AM

man the threads on this board just get better and better

StuartD · 01-21-2009, 05:27 AM

I eat both at the same time but get finished with the fries first as deep fried crap seems to get cold pretty fast.

tranza · 01-21-2009, 05:47 AM

Half french fries, hamburger and the rest of french fries!

CaptainHowdy · 01-21-2009, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

or you just put the fries on the burger and eat at once.

I gotta try that!

Reak AGV · 01-21-2009, 06:18 AM

Always eat the Hamburger first

HorseShit · 01-21-2009, 06:21 AM

I have to take a shit just thinking about eating Burger King

kowalsky · 01-21-2009, 06:52 AM

French fries first! I have the same logic of you friend, the best for the end

BlackCrayon · 01-21-2009, 06:59 AM

I eat the fries first. WIth the burger at least you can keep it in its wrapper until you're ready to eat meanwhile the fries have about 5 minutes before they become inedible.

StaceyJo · 01-21-2009, 07:19 AM

I filling french fries to my burger.

Fletch XXX · 01-21-2009, 07:22 AM

i dont eat meat so I do french fry burgers!

french fry sandwiches are the shit

Vicious_B · 01-21-2009, 07:41 AM

You have to alternate!

goldfish · 01-21-2009, 09:11 AM

Fries first! That way they are good and hot. Then the burger, it not as hot but still edible unlike cold fries.

nico-t · 01-21-2009, 09:18 AM

dont EVER take fries is my answer, the american fast food franchises all have one thing in common: sloppy thin french fries without any taste
when you visit holland go to any dutch snackbar, once youve tasted there how fries should be you'll never eat the shitty fries at McD's or BK anymore

romeo22 · 01-21-2009, 09:24 AM

I eat both at once I like it that way !

Beaver Bob · 01-21-2009, 09:27 AM

if its In N Out burger, I eat the fries first cuz they are hella good but get cold hella fast.

Otherwise its just a few bites of burger, a few bites of fries, repeat until full or done.

alexchechs · 01-21-2009, 09:41 AM

both at the same time

Rangermoore · 01-21-2009, 09:45 AM

mmmmmmmmmmm fries and mayo........yummy

Scott McD · 01-21-2009, 09:56 AM

It makes sense to eat them both at the same time surely ??

Some fried, take a bite of the burger, some more fries etc...

Tom_PM · 01-21-2009, 09:57 AM

Take your plastic tray directly from the counter to the trash bin and dump the pretend "food" into it.

Sosa · 01-21-2009, 10:08 AM

mix and match back and forth

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-21-2009, 10:33 AM

Dilemma solved...Hamburger and Fries Pizza:

Nom...nom...nom...

ADG

StuartD · 01-21-2009, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

dont EVER take fries is my answer, the american fast food franchises all have one thing in common: sloppy thin french fries without any taste
when you visit holland go to any dutch snackbar, once youve tasted there how fries should be you'll never eat the shitty fries at McD's or BK anymore

Are you serious? McD attracts customers with their french fry smell. I was driving along the highway and could smell it from the McD's 3 blocks in off the highway!
They don't vent out their bigmac smell. It's the fries.
I've talked to a very very small margin of people who do not like their fries. But I've talked to many people who go there specifically for their fries.

ztik · 01-21-2009, 11:11 AM

You eat half the fries on the way home then put the oher half on the burger

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-21-2009, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

Are you serious? McD attracts customers with their french fry smell. I was driving along the highway and could smell it from the McD's 3 blocks in off the highway!

Are you sure it was French Fries?

ADG

PornMD · 01-21-2009, 11:38 AM

I'm usually driving for a while the few times I do get fast food, so I munch on the fries with one hand while swerving to hit old ladies crossing the road with the other. Then I make sure to use both hands to eat the burger and drive with my legs a la John Candy in Planes, Trains & Automobiles.

dav3 · 01-21-2009, 11:50 AM

Depends which tastes better, between the burger of fries. I usually eat the better tasting food last.

There's this bar in my area that marinates their burgers for 24 hours and they are soo damn good. Needless to say, the fries always get eaten second here. Which reminds me, I've been meaning to talk with the guy about selling the marinade on the webs.

wyldblyss · 01-21-2009, 11:53 AM

I usually skip the fries

VeriSexy · 01-21-2009, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qxm

when it comes to Burger and Fries ... I multitask ....

That's what I do

qxm · 01-21-2009, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VeriSexy

That's what I do

yeap... dats why ur very sexy ....

Honez · 01-21-2009, 08:12 PM

I'm hungry

munki · 01-21-2009, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Dilemma solved...Hamburger and Fries Pizza:

Nom...nom...nom...

ADG

Why does that look so good to me??

Spunky · 01-21-2009, 08:20 PM

I eat them together

NickB. · 01-21-2009, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I eat them together

same here

BSleazy · 01-21-2009, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

It makes sense to eat them both at the same time surely ??

Some fried, take a bite of the burger, some more fries etc...

Ya I thought that's what everyone does. Why would you have to eat one at a time...

Mutt · 01-21-2009, 09:05 PM

Fries gotta be eaten first - no food i know of that goes cold as fast as french fries and they are disgusting cold and the microwave turns them into soggy crap - reheating them under the broiler isn't horrible but still not great.

i've always wondered why the fast food industry hasn't invented a packaging for french fries that would keep them hotter for longer.

K R I S T E N · 01-21-2009, 11:04 PM

I eat 75% of my french fries first - then I eat my hamburger - then I eat the rest of my fries. But usually I eat french fries with chocolate milkshakes (I dip the fries in it) - maybe you think it is gross but I LOVE it!

Deej · 01-21-2009, 11:10 PM

I've never understood why people separate the two and split it up as if it were different courses... let alone where the fuck this question comes up... im not saying you... ive just heard it too many times...

Miss Munki · 01-21-2009, 11:19 PM

I like to variate between the two, but if the fries get shitty quick (like McD's) then I eat them first

.

I used to put In-N-Out fries in my burger (their fries are so odd...

), but now I've moved on to Animal-Style fries

01-21-2009, 01:55 AM	#1
mizmiz So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Holly Place Posts: 1,168	****Eat Hamburger first? Or french fries first? so I always use o eat the hamburger first and then the french fries... one day I sat with my friend and he ate the french fries first and then the hamburger... so I asked him why the fuck do you eat the french fries first? he said "Im keeping the best part for the end"... I thought to myself..."mmm intersting" next day I rush to Burger King and I order a meal... Now I eat my french fries first ... Now I get to the end...All excited about the hamburger... I take a bite...and its fucking cold! you motha fucker!!!! I should never listened to your stupid ass.

01-21-2009, 02:04 AM	#2
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01-21-2009, 09:24 AM	#24
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