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kenny · 01-15-2009, 10:06 AM

I'm saving that picture

brassmonkey · 01-15-2009, 10:07 AM

hahahaha good one well that is what the sites about meeting for sex not playing board games

Ethersync · 01-15-2009, 10:08 AM

That's hilarious

Si · 01-15-2009, 10:09 AM

haha excellent

V_RocKs · 01-15-2009, 10:19 AM

I was accepted. They hooked me up with about 20 chicks in a month. Since I completely lied about being normal and straight edge it made the dates awkward.

The chicks were pretty good looking about 55% of the time. All sophisticated and most lived in Orange County. I almost made something special with a lawyer figuring she'd be keeping me in a good house and all.

Then I came to my senses...

Fat Panda · 01-15-2009, 10:20 AM

that was posted already

minniesoporno · 01-15-2009, 10:24 AM

eharmony wont leave me alone. i am not paying for that shit site.

Grapesoda · 01-15-2009, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

I was accepted. They hooked me up with about 20 chicks in a month. Since I completely lied about being normal and straight edge it made the dates awkward.

The chicks were pretty good looking about 55% of the time. All sophisticated and most lived in Orange County. I almost made something special with a lawyer figuring she'd be keeping me in a good house and all.

Then I came to my senses...

got a buddy dating a gal off the site.... been with her for about 6 months...

Grapesoda · 01-15-2009, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAC

that was posted already

I'm so ashamed I wish I were dead

pornguy · 01-15-2009, 10:29 AM

Ahahahahahahaha.... I love it.

LadyMischief · 01-15-2009, 10:42 AM

OMG hahaha at least you were being honest! SHEESH what more do they want!

tony286 · 01-15-2009, 10:48 AM

you are so bad. lol

2012 · 01-15-2009, 10:50 AM

you should get plus points for honesty

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-15-2009, 11:37 AM

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ADG

woj · 01-15-2009, 11:46 AM

marketsmart · 01-15-2009, 11:47 AM

that joke is about as old as you...

LoveSandra · 01-15-2009, 12:49 PM

iheartbucks · 01-15-2009, 01:03 PM

LOL I've seen this before haha

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