Originally Posted by V_RocKs

I was accepted. They hooked me up with about 20 chicks in a month. Since I completely lied about being normal and straight edge it made the dates awkward.

The chicks were pretty good looking about 55% of the time. All sophisticated and most lived in Orange County. I almost made something special with a lawyer figuring she'd be keeping me in a good house and all.

Then I came to my senses...