One thing I hate about Codeine... - GoFuckYourself.com

Jman · 01-14-2009, 07:02 PM

OK I just had surgery on Monday... nothing big.

They gave me codeine pills for pain... fucked up shit about those is I can't Poop afterwards

Hopefully the Poop pills Sweetums gave me will work

Fletch XXX · 01-14-2009, 07:03 PM

eat something with lots of fiber man, Broccoli, or some Quinoa

I eat Quinoa instead of rice and the plumbing has no problemos after that lol

Jman · 01-14-2009, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

eat something with lots of fiber man, Broccoli, or some Quinoa

I eat Quinoa instead of rice and the plumbing has no problemos after that lol

I had turkey breast and Broccoli for Dinner and took 2 poop pills... Now I am afraid pills will do their work while I sleep

Should I run to store and get a pair of depends... just in case???

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-14-2009, 07:06 PM

The stomach aches and probably your poop problem are definitely the resulting suck of codeine use. Not sure what the doc threw you on, but there are alternatives that aren't so harsh. Any time I'm prescribed T3's I instantly ask the doc to prescribe me Emtec's instead. I'm assuming you're on something a little stronger after your surgery, but if not, Emtec is definitely something to look into. Emtec = T3's -Caffeine, and a couple other shitty T3 additives.

farkedup · 01-14-2009, 07:06 PM

Fiber One bars... chocolate chip MMMM

don't forget to wash the codeine down with a beer or 3.

Europeeing Lee · 01-14-2009, 07:06 PM

i have taken derivatives of codeine for years

best thing you can do is don't take one before you go to sleep, then in the morning before you take your first one drink something with a LOT of caffeine....

Fletch XXX · 01-14-2009, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

I had turkey breast and Broccoli for Dinner and took 2 poop pills... Now I am afraid pills will do their work while I sleep

Should I run to store and get a pair of depends... just in case???

aw come on, whats better than taking a bunch of pills and waking up having shit on yourself?

all in the name of rock and roll

Shai West · 01-14-2009, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

I had turkey breast and Broccoli for Dinner and took 2 poop pills... Now I am afraid pills will do their work while I sleep

Should I run to store and get a pair of depends... just in case???

Leave the Depends and grab the cam corder. Sell the tape, buy pizza. You need comfort food, sweetie, not broccoli. Side dish, yuck!

xxx

Jman · 01-14-2009, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

The stomach aches and probably your poop problem are definitely the resulting suck of codeine use. Not sure what the doc threw you on, but there are alternatives that aren't so harsh. Any time I'm prescribed T3's I instantly ask the doc to prescribe me Emtec's instead. I'm assuming you're on something a little stronger after your surgery, but if not, Emtec is definitely something to look into. Emtec = T3's -Caffeine, and a couple other shitty T3 additives.

I got operated for an ombelical hernia, they gave me Emtec 300 30mg codeine.

I'll just drink more liquid and hope for a not to painful first release...

Jman · 01-14-2009, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shai West

Leave the Depends and grab the cam corder. Sell the tape, buy pizza. You need comfort food, sweetie, not broccoli. Side dish, yuck!

xxx

Would beer help???? I could defenitly use a beer right now

sweetums · 01-14-2009, 07:11 PM

There is no end to the giving in our relationship...I still can't believe you posted this LOL

Fletch XXX · 01-14-2009, 07:12 PM

see as a vegetarian, I can tell you,... the thing people tend to forget is that fruits and vegetables are what keep your intestines full of moisture... fruit especially DIGESTS in your intestines versus the stomach, so if you eat apples or some fruit that will provide your intestines with lots of water and will kmake it easy to pass.... dehydration is what makes people constipated, and will make your pxperience not as fun. Lube that tube man!

truuussssst me. eat some fruit, it will make your intestines like a slip and slide to combat the codeine.

Jman · 01-14-2009, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetums

There is no end to the giving in our relationship...I still can't believe you posted this LOL

Don't worry you'll be the first one to see the pics if I poop myself

munki · 01-14-2009, 07:14 PM

So many unnecessary visuals arising from this thread...

Jman · 01-14-2009, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

see as a vegetarian, I can tell you,... the thing people tend to forget is that fruits and vegetables are what keep your intestines full of moisture... fruit especially DIGESTS in your intestines versus the stomach, so if you eat apples or some fruit that will provide your intestines with lots of water and will kmake it easy to pass.... dehydration is what makes people constipated, and will make your pxperience not as fun. Lube that tube man!

truuussssst me. eat some fruit, it will make your intestines like a slip and slide to combat the codeine.

I been eating Raisins, apples and drinking cranberry juice.

If I could go sit on the john and push hard I'd get some out but I just got operated in the belly button so it's screwing me big time as per pushing

Fletch XXX · 01-14-2009, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

I been eating Raisins, apples and drinking cranberry juice.

If I could go sit on the john and push hard I'd get some out but I just got operated in the belly button so it's screwing me big time as per pushing

well then do what i used to do when i lived in the valley in cali and ate authentic mexican burritos every day.

hold your ankles and hope for the best and watch the tears pool on the floor!

;)

Jman · 01-14-2009, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

well then do what i used to do when i lived in the valley in cali and ate authentic mexican burritos every day.

hold your ankles and hope for the best and watch the tears pool on the floor!

;)

Hahahaha you won't believe this but I think the poop pill JUST kicked in... see you guys in a bit

tony286 · 01-14-2009, 07:17 PM

You know you dont have to share everything on gfy

Shai West · 01-14-2009, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

well then do what i used to do when i lived in the valley in cali and ate authentic mexican burritos every day.

hold your ankles and hope for the best and watch the tears pool on the floor!

;)

Hell yes, get yourself about three chimichangas, a six pack of your fav beer, and you'll be good to go, Jean-Francois!!!!xxx

Jman · 01-14-2009, 07:21 PM

False alarm for now but I am feeling the brewing....

fingers crossed!!!

RRRED · 01-14-2009, 07:42 PM

I feel ashamed and dirty that I came back and actually refreshed this thread in anticipation of the results..

Jman · 01-14-2009, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

I feel ashamed and dirty that I came back and actually refreshed this thread in anticipation of the results..

So far it's only gas

Jman · 01-14-2009, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shai West

Hell yes, get yourself about three chimichangas, a six pack of your fav beer, and you'll be good to go, Jean-Francois!!!!xxx

Your preview clips on your site are HOT!!!!

cess · 01-14-2009, 07:54 PM

Besides the obvious (fiber,water), get some stool softners and lots of flax oil. If ya need to go now use fleet phospho soda(oral) from any drugstore . Be-careful with that stuff though it's no fucking joke, doctors tell people to use it before certain types of surgery(it cleans you out).

Jman · 01-14-2009, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cess

Besides the obvious (fiber,water), get some stool softners and lots of flax oil. If ya need to go now use fleet phospho soda(oral) from any drugstore . Be-careful with that stuff though it's no fucking joke, doctors tell people to use it before certain types of surgery(it cleans you out).

Don't get me wrong I don't feel bad at all... I'm just a very regular guy when it comes to poop and the last 2 days I ain't been normal and I can feel the build up.

So far I tried coffee, flax n fruits, took 2 stool softners (thanks to sweetums) and had a beer and a blunt... but still no poo

tony286 · 01-14-2009, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cess

Besides the obvious (fiber,water), get some stool softners and lots of flax oil. If ya need to go now use fleet phospho soda(oral) from any drugstore . Be-careful with that stuff though it's no fucking joke, doctors tell people to use it before certain types of surgery(it cleans you out).

fleet phospho soda(oral) is like dranno. lol

cess · 01-14-2009, 08:01 PM

stool softners usually take 12 hours I think. Two isn't that much for most guys, ya can always take a few more it won't kill ya. Btw why I never see you on icq for like a year Jman?

cess · 01-14-2009, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

fleet phospho soda(oral) is like dranno. lol

yes it is, that stuff is no joke!!!

wyldblyss · 01-14-2009, 08:02 PM

30mg? Might as well have given you baby aspirin

rowan · 01-14-2009, 11:12 PM

I had a similar prob about a week after throat surgery... I took HALF the recommended dose of a laxative and felt it coming several hours later while I was still about 15 mins drive away from home. Scared the shit out of my wife (who was at home) because I flung the front door open and raced straight to the toilet.

I made it though.

ExLust · 01-15-2009, 12:38 AM

Banana has great fiber too.

Oracle Porn · 01-15-2009, 12:56 AM

a bong or two always helps when in need

maybe because i mix it with a bit of tobacco

tranza · 01-15-2009, 08:00 AM

Its really bad when taht happens

Jman · 01-15-2009, 08:06 AM

I only had a teaser moment this morning. Now I ain't going to eat anything solid until ''the shit'' happens.

Wish me luck :-(

Azoy? · 01-15-2009, 09:05 AM

Prune Juice mon ami.
C'est bon pour votre problème

Ethersync · 01-15-2009, 09:14 AM

good luck with your bowels

Jman · 01-15-2009, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azoy?

Prune Juice mon ami.
C'est bon pour votre problème

Oui j'ai du jus de prune chez moi ;-)

Quagmire · 01-15-2009, 09:17 AM

Tom_PM · 01-15-2009, 09:17 AM

Try not to try.. try to relax. It's the relaxation of muscles that'll... do the job, lol.

Azoy? · 01-15-2009, 09:32 AM

Peut-être que cela fonctionne, Barium enema ?

Lire la suite ici http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema

Tabarnak. Ce n'est pas en français, anglais seulement. Je vais faire appel Parti Québécois

Twistys Tim · 01-15-2009, 09:33 AM

I had a really bad cough last year, and my mother-in-law bought me some cough medicine from the pharmacy and it had codeine in it. I took a massive chug out the bottle, and went to bed and had the craziest night ever! Hallucinations, crazy dreams, sweats, etc.

I finished the bottle in about 5 days LOL.

Jman · 01-15-2009, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azoy?

Peut-être que cela fonctionne, Barium enema ?

Lire la suite ici http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema

Tabarnak. Ce n'est pas en français, anglais seulement. Je vais faire appel Parti Québécois

I am eating prunes right now...

Azoy? · 01-15-2009, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

I am eating prunes right now...

that should help a lot but also drink lots of liquids to help move it down otherwise all that fiber with no liquids will bind you up big time.

Vicious_B · 01-15-2009, 12:11 PM

Jman I feel like I know you so much better than I want to right now.....

Hope it all works out for you in the end......

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Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,779	One thing I hate about Codeine... OK I just had surgery on Monday... nothing big. They gave me codeine pills for pain... fucked up shit about those is I can't Poop afterwards Hopefully the Poop pills Sweetums gave me will work __________________ email: [email protected] Best AI Affiliate Program We also do WL at $0.00 upfront costs FantasyXXX.AI Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	eat something with lots of fiber man, Broccoli, or some Quinoa I eat Quinoa instead of rice and the plumbing has no problemos after that lol __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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Europeeing Lee Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 81	i have taken derivatives of codeine for years best thing you can do is don't take one before you go to sleep, then in the morning before you take your first one drink something with a LOT of caffeine.... __________________

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	The stomach aches and probably your poop problem are definitely the resulting suck of codeine use. Not sure what the doc threw you on, but there are alternatives that aren't so harsh. Any time I'm prescribed T3's I instantly ask the doc to prescribe me Emtec's instead. I'm assuming you're on something a little stronger after your surgery, but if not, Emtec is definitely something to look into. Emtec = T3's -Caffeine, and a couple other shitty T3 additives.

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	see as a vegetarian, I can tell you,... the thing people tend to forget is that fruits and vegetables are what keep your intestines full of moisture... fruit especially DIGESTS in your intestines versus the stomach, so if you eat apples or some fruit that will provide your intestines with lots of water and will kmake it easy to pass.... dehydration is what makes people constipated, and will make your pxperience not as fun. Lube that tube man! truuussssst me. eat some fruit, it will make your intestines like a slip and slide to combat the codeine. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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cess Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,921	Besides the obvious (fiber,water), get some stool softners and lots of flax oil. If ya need to go now use fleet phospho soda(oral) from any drugstore . Be-careful with that stuff though it's no fucking joke, doctors tell people to use it before certain types of surgery(it cleans you out). __________________

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cess Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,921	stool softners usually take 12 hours I think. Two isn't that much for most guys, ya can always take a few more it won't kill ya. Btw why I never see you on icq for like a year Jman? __________________

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rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I had a similar prob about a week after throat surgery... I took HALF the recommended dose of a laxative and felt it coming several hours later while I was still about 15 mins drive away from home. Scared the shit out of my wife (who was at home) because I flung the front door open and raced straight to the toilet. I made it though.

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