My public apology to the Hostess Twinkie company - GoFuckYourself.com

seeric · 01-13-2009, 10:10 PM

I am really sorry that I associated your wonderful product with overweight adult webmasters. I too enjoy your wonderful fluffy, creme filled goodness cakes from time to time, and I'm one skinny fucker. I don't know what came over me, but I am truly sorry for stereotyping such a wonderful american delicacy. Please do not poison shipments of Twinkies to the 90210 and surrounding area codes. If there is anything I can do to regain the respect of your wonderful dessert company, please do not hesitate to ask.

Sincerest and warmest apologies.

Airek

tony286 · 01-13-2009, 10:12 PM

You are too funny.

brassmonkey · 01-13-2009, 10:12 PM

ewww i love the regular i can eat a box in 1 sitting but im passed that i lift weights now

»Rob Content« · 01-13-2009, 10:12 PM

Headless just shed a tear

munki · 01-13-2009, 10:14 PM

I call injustice for ho hos...

RevTKS69 · 01-13-2009, 10:18 PM

...it's just drywall compound.

I heard that on a local radio show a long time ago from "Red Neckerson"

I lol'ed

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-13-2009, 10:23 PM

Tell it to the Judge...

ADG

After Shock Media · 01-13-2009, 10:27 PM

I like to slide my penis into them.

That said, Dear Hostess... Please make bigger twinkies. Thanks.

seeric · 01-13-2009, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by after shock media

i like to slide my penis into them.

That said, dear hostess... Please make bigger twinkies. Thanks.

i lol'd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-13-2009, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I like to slide my penis into them.

That said, Dear Hostess... Please make bigger twinkies. Thanks.

ADG

Iron Fist · 01-13-2009, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I like to slide my penis into them.

That said, Dear Hostess... Please make bigger twinkies. Thanks.

Scroto · 01-13-2009, 11:27 PM

Banana flavored twinkies? Ohhh I'm gonna try some of those lol

crockett · 01-14-2009, 12:23 AM

Did headless send you a C&D?

ExLust · 01-14-2009, 02:50 AM

I want one.

dav3 · 01-14-2009, 03:07 AM

twinkies are good for cleaning an lcd screen. no shit, try it sometime.

tranza · 01-14-2009, 11:55 AM

Hahaha..that's funny!

sortie · 01-14-2009, 01:01 PM

I can hardly believe anyone would ever eat that.

Big Red Machine · 01-14-2009, 01:06 PM

Taste buds definitely change over time, as a kid I liked them...now they suck. When your a kid sugar is like gasoline to a car.

Vicious_B · 01-14-2009, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

candyflip · 01-14-2009, 01:19 PM

I like how they sell the Banana ones again. The original Twinkies had banana flavored creme.

mikeyddddd · 01-14-2009, 01:51 PM

Alrighty then

01-13-2009, 10:10 PM	#1
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	My public apology to the Hostess Twinkie company I am really sorry that I associated your wonderful product with overweight adult webmasters. I too enjoy your wonderful fluffy, creme filled goodness cakes from time to time, and I'm one skinny fucker. I don't know what came over me, but I am truly sorry for stereotyping such a wonderful american delicacy. Please do not poison shipments of Twinkies to the 90210 and surrounding area codes. If there is anything I can do to regain the respect of your wonderful dessert company, please do not hesitate to ask. Sincerest and warmest apologies. Airek

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