I am really sorry that I associated your wonderful product with overweight adult webmasters. I too enjoy your wonderful fluffy, creme filled goodness cakes from time to time, and I'm one skinny fucker. I don't know what came over me, but I am truly sorry for stereotyping such a wonderful american delicacy. Please do not poison shipments of Twinkies to the 90210 and surrounding area codes. If there is anything I can do to regain the respect of your wonderful dessert company, please do not hesitate to ask.
Sincerest and warmest apologies.
Airek
