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Old 07-01-2009, 09:01 PM   #1
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So some little kids are spying on me as I work...

... Luckily it isn't on something adult... Accept for this forum while I read it but even then the icons and shit are all too small to see... So anyway... As I am working and reading I hear some snickering behind me. I am on my laptop in my room with my window open... I act like I am fucking with my monitor next to me and out of the corner of my eye I see two heads in the upstairs window of the house behind me.

WTF???

They seem to be about 10 or so... The shitty part is I am getting ready to blog post and that will be graphic... So I get up to turn the shutters up so people that high up can't see down and I can still get some cool air and they flip out and what ever they were standing on to see out the window breaks with a loud crash.

I can hear both of them screaming bloody murder. Then their grandma walks in. I have met her before. She can be a feisty one. She sees whatever they broke and it doesn't matter than one of them is bleeding. She starts beating the shit out of both of them. For a second I chuckle... But then I start wondering... Jesus, lady, it has been about 45 seconds and you are still beating both of them pretty hard.. wap wap wap... wap... you fucking little piece of shits! wap wap wap... shoe comes off... hits them with it because her hand is probably hurting as bad as they are... wap wap...

I love the summer time in California...
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Old 07-01-2009, 09:04 PM   #2
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serves them right to an extent, but close to a minute or more of beating on a kid might be a little excessive... unless she didn't eat her wheaties that morning and can't really hit all that hard.
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Old 07-01-2009, 09:05 PM   #3
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Go Grandma!

You can probably open you blinds now...
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Old 07-01-2009, 09:13 PM   #4
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Old 07-01-2009, 09:17 PM   #5
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Kids are annoying, there are lots around me there stare into my windows as Im on my computer, i want to beat them all with my keyboard.

This kinda reminded me of a time when I was in an Internet cafe in Venice beach a few years ago (I wasnt living there yet but needed Internet access). There was this dump of a place on Lincoln Blvd but was always full of kids. One day I was there and they all started to giggle and I heard one kid whisper to another one by me that there was some guy "wacking" on another computer.

I stand up to pretend to use the bathroom and look over a few computers and see a 30-40 year old guy beating off to some softcore porn on the computer He was trying to be all sly with his hands down his pants and leaning to the side, but everyone knew what was going on, including the 18 year old punk working at the place.
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Old 07-01-2009, 09:36 PM   #6
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... Luckily it isn't on something adult... Accept for this forum while I read it but even then the icons and shit are all too small to see... So anyway... As I am working and reading I hear some snickering behind me. I am on my laptop in my room with my window open... I act like I am fucking with my monitor next to me and out of the corner of my eye I see two heads in the upstairs window of the house behind me.

WTF???

They seem to be about 10 or so... The shitty part is I am getting ready to blog post and that will be graphic... So I get up to turn the shutters up so people that high up can't see down and I can still get some cool air and they flip out and what ever they were standing on to see out the window breaks with a loud crash.

I can hear both of them screaming bloody murder. Then their grandma walks in. I have met her before. She can be a feisty one. She sees whatever they broke and it doesn't matter than one of them is bleeding. She starts beating the shit out of both of them. For a second I chuckle... But then I start wondering... Jesus, lady, it has been about 45 seconds and you are still beating both of them pretty hard.. wap wap wap... wap... you fucking little piece of shits! wap wap wap... shoe comes off... hits them with it because her hand is probably hurting as bad as they are... wap wap...

I love the summer time in California...
Move out of the wetback neighborhood.
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Old 07-01-2009, 09:59 PM   #7
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Grandma's auditioning for the Springer/DrPhil/Maury shows.
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:48 AM   #8
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pretty funny- i'm in cali too and i leave some of the shutters open for air as the office gets pretty hot with all the computers running. Sometimes I when surf gfy,I forget to close the shutters so i'm pretty sure some of the neighbors have seen whats on my screen.
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:50 AM   #9
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that is pretty fuck up.
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Old 07-02-2009, 01:43 AM   #10
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... Luckily it isn't on something adult... Accept for this forum while I read it but even then the icons and shit are all too small to see... So anyway... As I am working and reading I hear some snickering behind me. I am on my laptop in my room with my window open... I act like I am fucking with my monitor next to me and out of the corner of my eye I see two heads in the upstairs window of the house behind me.

WTF???

They seem to be about 10 or so... The shitty part is I am getting ready to blog post and that will be graphic... So I get up to turn the shutters up so people that high up can't see down and I can still get some cool air and they flip out and what ever they were standing on to see out the window breaks with a loud crash.

I can hear both of them screaming bloody murder. Then their grandma walks in. I have met her before. She can be a feisty one. She sees whatever they broke and it doesn't matter than one of them is bleeding. She starts beating the shit out of both of them. For a second I chuckle... But then I start wondering... Jesus, lady, it has been about 45 seconds and you are still beating both of them pretty hard.. wap wap wap... wap... you fucking little piece of shits! wap wap wap... shoe comes off... hits them with it because her hand is probably hurting as bad as they are... wap wap...

I love the summer time in California...
1) Bullshit

2) Is this what you have to do to draw attention to yourself?

3) What do you do?

4) Don't answer #3 because you are worthless.
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Old 07-02-2009, 03:26 AM   #11
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lol at the post above.
You are the one starting shit on a forum yet you call him worthless?
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Old 07-02-2009, 03:28 AM   #12
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hahah, thats awesome, serves them right
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Old 07-02-2009, 03:36 AM   #13
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lol at the post above.
You are the one starting shit on a forum yet you call him worthless?
At which point did I start shit? I retracted one question. The other was quite legit. I'm too lazy to go back and erase what wrote but I just realized you are right. I did start shit by calling him worthless.
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Old 07-02-2009, 04:49 AM   #14
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They have probably seen you working on porn before and was now trying to get another glimpse of it.
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Old 07-02-2009, 06:03 AM   #15
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Old 07-02-2009, 06:07 AM   #16
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1) Bullshit

2) Is this what you have to do to draw attention to yourself?

3) What do you do?

4) Don't answer #3 because you are worthless.
Pretty early to be this hostile right?
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At which point did I start shit? I retracted one question. The other was quite legit. I'm too lazy to go back and erase what wrote but I just realized you are right. I did start shit by calling him worthless.
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:10 PM   #19
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Move out of the wetback neighborhood.
Crazy shit is I live in a decently upscale neighborhood... My house is 3300 sq ft...

But they can pack 3 generations into a house and pretty much live anywhere.
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:12 PM   #20
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1) Bullshit

2) Is this what you have to do to draw attention to yourself?

3) What do you do?

4) Don't answer #3 because you are worthless.
How did you know I am a Red Wings fan?
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:13 PM   #21
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Crazy shit is I live in a decently upscale neighborhood... My house is 3300 sq ft...

But they can pack 3 generations into a house and pretty much live anywhere.
True, even in the best areas of LA people can still be ghetto.
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I get that problem all the time, working in public on the laptop, have to be careful even reading gfy, and alot of the time I can't work on graphic things I want to due to close proximity of other people.... funny how we take for granted graphic hardcore stuff where it can be on our screens and we don't even notice it whereas people in the general public would absolutely freak out
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