Kids are annoying, there are lots around me there stare into my windows as Im on my computer, i want to beat them all with my keyboard.
This kinda reminded me of a time when I was in an Internet cafe in Venice beach a few years ago (I wasnt living there yet but needed Internet access). There was this dump of a place on Lincoln Blvd but was always full of kids. One day I was there and they all started to giggle and I heard one kid whisper to another one by me that there was some guy "wacking" on another computer.
I stand up to pretend to use the bathroom and look over a few computers and see a 30-40 year old guy beating off to some softcore porn on the computer
He was trying to be all sly with his hands down his pants and leaning to the side, but everyone knew what was going on, including the 18 year old punk working at the place.