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V_RocKs · 07-01-2009, 09:01 PM

... Luckily it isn't on something adult... Accept for this forum while I read it but even then the icons and shit are all too small to see... So anyway... As I am working and reading I hear some snickering behind me. I am on my laptop in my room with my window open... I act like I am fucking with my monitor next to me and out of the corner of my eye I see two heads in the upstairs window of the house behind me.

WTF???

They seem to be about 10 or so... The shitty part is I am getting ready to blog post and that will be graphic... So I get up to turn the shutters up so people that high up can't see down and I can still get some cool air and they flip out and what ever they were standing on to see out the window breaks with a loud crash.

I can hear both of them screaming bloody murder. Then their grandma walks in. I have met her before. She can be a feisty one. She sees whatever they broke and it doesn't matter than one of them is bleeding. She starts beating the shit out of both of them. For a second I chuckle... But then I start wondering... Jesus, lady, it has been about 45 seconds and you are still beating both of them pretty hard.. wap wap wap... wap... you fucking little piece of shits! wap wap wap... shoe comes off... hits them with it because her hand is probably hurting as bad as they are... wap wap...

I love the summer time in California...

07-01-2009, 09:01 PM
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,405	So some little kids are spying on me as I work... ... Luckily it isn't on something adult... Accept for this forum while I read it but even then the icons and shit are all too small to see... So anyway... As I am working and reading I hear some snickering behind me. I am on my laptop in my room with my window open... I act like I am fucking with my monitor next to me and out of the corner of my eye I see two heads in the upstairs window of the house behind me. WTF??? They seem to be about 10 or so... The shitty part is I am getting ready to blog post and that will be graphic... So I get up to turn the shutters up so people that high up can't see down and I can still get some cool air and they flip out and what ever they were standing on to see out the window breaks with a loud crash. I can hear both of them screaming bloody murder. Then their grandma walks in. I have met her before. She can be a feisty one. She sees whatever they broke and it doesn't matter than one of them is bleeding. She starts beating the shit out of both of them. For a second I chuckle... But then I start wondering... Jesus, lady, it has been about 45 seconds and you are still beating both of them pretty hard.. wap wap wap... wap... you fucking little piece of shits! wap wap wap... shoe comes off... hits them with it because her hand is probably hurting as bad as they are... wap wap... I love the summer time in California...