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What's On Your Desk?
The BBC in the UK want to know what's on your desk and want a photo of it, which they're willing to show on their website.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/...fe/2441249.stm Bet there's a few from here that would be hard to publish? ![]()
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My desk is a cluttered mess.
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Ik ben een aap
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on my office desk I have:
1 17" Monitor 1 Keyboard 1 Mouse 1 Bottle of Irn Bru 5 Content CD's 2 Speakers 2 Pens 1 Piece of paper 2 Post it note pads 1 Newspaper ![]() |
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Desire it and have it!!!
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Too much...
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LIVING LA VITA LOCA
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Oh dear.
in no particular order: - TV remote - lighter - cigarettes - 2 stacks of CD's on spindles - near-full bottle of Percocets - a stack of paper plates (? ![]() - ashtray - keyboard/mouse/monitor/computer/scanner - bowl of clam dip - pens - pill cutter - back-up tapes - keys (to what?) - VisaNET terminal ( ![]() - loose change - ashes - empty match packs - more mail - some manuals - calander - lottery ticket slips - some S-VHS tapes - some DVDs - Afrin - a sock (not anymore) - flea & tick drops - a candle - chips - check stamper ... the floor is really cluttered though. ![]() |
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i just pissed on my desk
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lol
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pens, stapler, tape, several bottles of nail polish, several lighters, ginger altoids, vanilla perfume, the bong, calculator, camera, dvd remote, electric pencil sharpener from 1989, and a swirly glitter paperweight kit I have yet to assemble. Amidst lots of scribbled notes and piles of papers I need to organize.
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I have two desks in my office....One that has just about every promotional thing you can think of from the last three years of Internext shows. lol.....Boy do I have a shit load of kick ass pens too.
Oh...besides the normal stuff like what was mentioned above....It looks like I need to clean, that 1/2 inch thick of dust on everything doesn't look too cool. lol.
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Right now I have:
19" Optiquest Monitor Boston Digital speakers Keyboard Mouse Ashtray Cigs Lighter Candle (blueberry) Bank statement Cellphone deck chair (no kidding. Gift from my mum last Xmas - no cellphone though as Sprint are money grabbing B'Stages) Two bottles of Moutain Dew Two 24Oz Sytrofoam coffee cups - working on the second Redhat CDs Notepad One ginger cat (he loves to watch me work)
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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music, maraijuana, and notebooks and pens.
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Here's mine:
![]() Don't look at the wallpaper. I've got it for 10 years now and it has to be renewed
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aka K-Man
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LCD flatscreen monitor, phone, keyboard, optimouse, 2 pads, 1 PDA (courtesy for GFY!), 1 watch, 3 CD's, a flower arrangement, 1 monte blanc pen, 1 wallet, 2 room service menus, 1 wine list, about 300 pink room service receipts, 2 ampules of sustenon 250, 1 ampule of deca duraboliun, and a jar of d-bol.. additionally i think there is a booger from last week before i went on vacation...
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aka K-Man
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oh, and calculator, TV remote, and keycard for the door...
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Hey...forget about the wallpaper....you gotta love that GFY is on the monitor in that photo.
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And the wallpaper came on the wall when I was 10. I've been to lazy to put on a new one
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Weapons grade plutonium. Mercury switch detonator, now......just to get this screw in...............
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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My dick because I unraveled it. =]
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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Good eyes, That's a big ass Sound Blaster Audigy hanging out of the front of it.
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I was going to get a Lian Li, but I fell in love with this Kingwin:
http://www.kingwin.com/product.asp?cid=15&pid=61
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I have traffic for sale!
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monitor, phone, keyboard, mouse, mousepad, speakers, pen holder, french day-to-day calendar, chocolate covered raspberry sticks, teddy grahams, rice crackers, purse, lotion, stapler, papers, bottled water, keys, tape, lots of sticky pads, calculator, random business cards.
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Ik ben een aap
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Irn Bru is made right here in Scotland so you can get it anywhere, its great and all I drink except alcohol!!! Infact I got about 8 litres of it downstairs now!!! You want me to paypal you one? |
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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http://www.alienware.com/main/main.asp? How badass is this laptop... http://www.alienware.com/main/system_pages/area51-m.asp |
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for the record, 20 cans of diet Irn-Bru would cost $13 (what a deal) but the shipping costs alone would be $59, for a grand total of over $72 (US$)... so at over $3.60 (US$) a can, i think i'll stick to my beer... ![]()
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I'm using a gym exercise ball as my desk chair. Supposedly it helps you build/tone your abdominal muscles.
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See sig. Join Epic Cash.
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The only way they can beat it is if they have u320 SCSI.
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Oh - add to my list.
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Nothing much the girls office is much cleaner though
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Aside from the windup walking pussy, I have:
-- a pair of fuzzy leopard dice hanging from the shelf, next to a tiny set of windchimes with a celtic knotwork medallion on it -- a squooshy Timmy doll with a sewing needle (I found the fuckin needle in the carpet right before I stepped on it) stuck right into his heart -- a squooshy water-globe type thingie full of pink glitter -- a little toy-sized lunchbox with Pat the Bunny on it ![]() -- my camera -- meds, meds, meds, all kinds -- a basket full of misc crap that ends up on my desk -- a 6" tall Columbia (from Rocky Horror Picture Show) action figure, wearing her costume with the gold top hat and tap shoes -- photos of my daughter, hubby, and gf -- a squashed-looking clay pencil mug with goddess figures on it, full of everything from pens to pencils to scalpels -- scented candles (vanilla and apple cinammon) -- and on the metallic bulletin board behind the desk: postcards, more photos of my people, a sticker that says "I'M NOT PLAYING WITH MYSELF, I'M ADJUSTING MY JEWELRY", a postcard of Einstein with his tongue stuck out, and notes to remind me of shit I forgot anyway.
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