What's On Your Desk?
 

The BBC in the UK want to know what's on your desk and want a photo of it, which they're willing to show on their website.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/...fe/2441249.stm

Bet there's a few from here that would be hard to publish?

:Graucho

My desk is a cluttered mess.

on my office desk I have:

1 17" Monitor
1 Keyboard
1 Mouse
1 Bottle of Irn Bru
5 Content CD's
2 Speakers
2 Pens
1 Piece of paper
2 Post it note pads
1 Newspaper

:thumbsup

Too much...:1orglaugh

Boobs...


:1orglaugh

I guess the windup walking pussy would have to come off my desk before I took the picture...:1orglaugh

Oh dear.

in no particular order:

- TV remote
- lighter
- cigarettes
- mail
- 2 stacks of CD's on spindles
- near-full bottle of Percocets
- a stack of paper plates (? :eek7 )
- ashtray
- keyboard/mouse/monitor/computer/scanner
- bowl of clam dip
- pens
- pill cutter
- back-up tapes
- keys (to what?)
- VisaNET terminal ( :321GFY )
- loose change
- ashes
- empty match packs
- more mail
- some manuals
- calander
- lottery ticket slips
- some S-VHS tapes
- some DVDs
- Afrin
- a sock (not anymore)
- flea & tick drops
- a candle
- chips
- check stamper

... the floor is really cluttered though. :Oh crap

i just pissed on my desk

pens, stapler, tape, several bottles of nail polish, several lighters, ginger altoids, vanilla perfume, the bong, calculator, camera, dvd remote, electric pencil sharpener from 1989, and a swirly glitter paperweight kit I have yet to assemble. Amidst lots of scribbled notes and piles of papers I need to organize.

I have two desks in my office....One that has just about every promotional thing you can think of from the last three years of Internext shows. lol.....Boy do I have a shit load of kick ass pens too.

Oh...besides the normal stuff like what was mentioned above....It looks like I need to clean, that 1/2 inch thick of dust on everything doesn't look too cool. lol.

Right now I have:

19" Optiquest Monitor
Boston Digital speakers
Keyboard
Mouse
Ashtray
Cigs
Lighter
Candle (blueberry)
Bank statement
Cellphone deck chair (no kidding. Gift from my mum last Xmas - no cellphone though as Sprint are money grabbing B'Stages)
Two bottles of Moutain Dew
Two 24Oz Sytrofoam coffee cups - working on the second
Redhat CDs
Notepad
One ginger cat (he loves to watch me work)

shit, i love that stuff... but it's a bitch to find here... i only managed to find a few cans of it once at some remote fish 'n' chip shop... how come Barr's don't export it?

dude, ICQ me over a 2-liter bottle, but make it eh diet one... thanks!

:thumbsup

music, maraijuana, and notebooks and pens.

Here's mine:
http://www.goodtgpscripts.com/desk.jpg

Don't look at the wallpaper. I've got it for 10 years now and it has to be renewed

LCD flatscreen monitor, phone, keyboard, optimouse, 2 pads, 1 PDA (courtesy for GFY!), 1 watch, 3 CD's, a flower arrangement, 1 monte blanc pen, 1 wallet, 2 room service menus, 1 wine list, about 300 pink room service receipts, 2 ampules of sustenon 250, 1 ampule of deca duraboliun, and a jar of d-bol.. additionally i think there is a booger from last week before i went on vacation...

oh, and calculator, TV remote, and keycard for the door...

I was actually all set to comment about your wallpaper too...

Hey...forget about the wallpaper....you gotta love that GFY is on the monitor in that photo. :)

It's a 17" monitor.

And the wallpaper came on the wall when I was 10. I've been to lazy to put on a new one

I had a crazy feeling you were still living at home when I saw that wallpaper.

I had a crazy feeling he was still living in the 80s

Weapons grade plutonium. Mercury switch detonator, now......just to get this screw in...............

OH SHIT!

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seperate pc for GFY?

Yeah, well the one in the left is MAC G3 and I use that to surf in GFY, CL and stuff like that.

My dick because I unraveled it. =]

Nice Lian Li you got there!

Good eyes, That's a big ass Sound Blaster Audigy hanging out of the front of it.

I was going to get a Lian Li, but I fell in love with this Kingwin:

http://www.kingwin.com/product.asp?cid=15&pid=61

Looks like some Alienware, how do you like it?

monitor, phone, keyboard, mouse, mousepad, speakers, pen holder, french day-to-day calendar, chocolate covered raspberry sticks, teddy grahams, rice crackers, purse, lotion, stapler, papers, bottled water, keys, tape, lots of sticky pads, calculator, random business cards.

Sorry mate its got to be full flavour or nothing
Irn Bru is made right here in Scotland so you can get it anywhere, its great and all I drink except alcohol!!!

Infact I got about 8 litres of it downstairs now!!!
You want me to paypal you one?

WOW that cereal is the best!!!!

what's alienware?

Alienware is a company that builds super buff computers mainly for gaming.

http://www.alienware.com/main/main.asp?

How badass is this laptop...
http://www.alienware.com/main/system_pages/area51-m.asp

hehehehe... that's pretty cool dude, thanks!

for the record, 20 cans of diet Irn-Bru would cost $13 (what a deal) but the shipping costs alone would be $59, for a grand total of over $72 (US$)...

so at over $3.60 (US$) a can, i think i'll stick to my beer... :thumbsup

I'm using a gym exercise ball as my desk chair. Supposedly it helps you build/tone your abdominal muscles.

I'm assuming the flea and tick drops are for yourself.

My PC owns Alienware's desktops.

The only way they can beat it is if they have u320 SCSI.

Guess I was wrong, kinda looked like the box in the corner had that alien head on the front....

Dayumm!!! Your sooooooooo l33t~!

Too cheap to buy a fuckign desk? hahahaa


Only payed 320 for minehttp://www.geocities.com/spermbank2002/desk.jpg

Oh - add to my list.

One (1) Armed Squirrel

Ya know it dude! :thumbsup

Originally, those drops were for some mostly indoor cats who occasionally sneak out when the pizza guy shows up. Then, somehow, I think I caught crabs through postings here at GFY.

I figured pesticide is pesticide, liberally applied a whole tube of the stuff and presto! It didn't really work, but the overall burning sensation made me forget I ever had crabs... or cats (do I have cats?). Anyway, some people claim this is unhealthy but the twitching and severe headaches are easy to overlook when compared with the instant relief to be had. :ticking

Nothing much the girls office is much cleaner though :)

http://www.rottenpug.com/desk/0001.jpg

http://www.rottenpug.com/desk/0002.jpg

http://www.rottenpug.com/desk/0003.jpg

Aside from the windup walking pussy, I have:

-- a pair of fuzzy leopard dice hanging from the shelf, next to a tiny set of windchimes with a celtic knotwork medallion on it
-- a squooshy Timmy doll with a sewing needle (I found the fuckin needle in the carpet right before I stepped on it) stuck right into his heart
-- a squooshy water-globe type thingie full of pink glitter
-- a little toy-sized lunchbox with Pat the Bunny on it :)
-- my camera
-- meds, meds, meds, all kinds
-- a basket full of misc crap that ends up on my desk
-- a 6" tall Columbia (from Rocky Horror Picture Show) action figure, wearing her costume with the gold top hat and tap shoes
-- photos of my daughter, hubby, and gf
-- a squashed-looking clay pencil mug with goddess figures on it, full of everything from pens to pencils to scalpels
-- scented candles (vanilla and apple cinammon)
-- and on the metallic bulletin board behind the desk: postcards, more photos of my people, a sticker that says "I'M NOT PLAYING WITH MYSELF, I'M ADJUSTING MY JEWELRY", a postcard of Einstein with his tongue stuck out, and notes to remind me of shit I forgot anyway.