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rockin tha trailerpark
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I got arrested @ Mcdonalds tonight
It's only once in awhile i actually stoop so low as to eat at mcdonalds, but on the rare occassion i am forced to eat fast food i usually get a big mac & some fries.
Well tonights bigmac tasted like someone took a shit on it, so in a rage of fury i drive back up to mcdonalds. I am greeted by a fat redneck bitch missing 4 of her front teeth, after politely asking for my $9 back she goes to the cash register & deducts 4$ because i didn't bring the drinks back in. At that exact moment 3ounces of pure adrenaline leaked into my veins & i flew off the fucking wall like a caged monkey snorting cocaine. I threatened to call the INS on the (And i quote) "Retarded Non english speaking mongloid mexicans in the kitchen" & on and on and on i went shouting profanities. People started running from the store thinking a gun fight was about to break out....soon after the cops showed up & detained me why i explained the entire situation. Got my fucking 9$ back...& cost mcdonalds about 3,000$ because they had to shut down the drive-thru for a little over an hour FUCK YOU MCDONALDS! And fuck all the ignorant ass immigrant fucks that make up their employees!
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Your a bad ass!
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fast food is crap
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i no speake engliss
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I prefer Burger King more for the burgers. I used to enjoy BK french fries but the fries at my cafeteria are kick-ass; they add seasoning.. yum!
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WINNING!
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uuhhmm.. are you like related to Voodoo, cause you have his temper
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I love stories like that. I wish you got some pictures.
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I swear to god i was ready to crack some fucking skulls....but common sense finally settled in once i realized how truly pointless fighting against inferior people really is.
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Bro, you just made me spit my coke all over my monitor.....LOLOL, thats some funny shit, (but I agree with your actions). Can I suggest, a good ol "Goat Milk" diet??...that will keep you out of Micky D's for a while??.....hehehehe
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<H1>YA!</H1>
I stopped eating there when I found out they were paying the IRA protection money ![]() |
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remember this when you order your next big mac
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In my army you would get a fucking medal and a promotion for that shit.
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I’m still alive barley.
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PR0 YOU aND I need to hook up asap lmao I want to take ya to the 5000000000000 mickeyD's around here and have you go off on them WHILE of course I video it all. JEZZZZ man I can't wait to we go fishing mate. Peace
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so i guess you were pretty Mcpissed
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It's fine to complain about bad food, but what do you have against Mexicans? When I lived in LA I made some good friends that are Mexican... It's none of my biz either, but it's funny to see Lightning post on this -- I think I even seen a pic of Lightning chillin in Mexico w/ a Mexican webmaster chick!
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LMAO!!
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Good job, pr0. Mickey D has to have some respect.
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Jeezus no wonder you guys hate fast food. $9? I got a Big Mac in front of me right now that cost less than $5 and it's supersized. What the hell are they doing to you up there? $4 for a drink? What did you get a 6 pack of beer with it?
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Uh oh, come Monday morning we'll have that McDonald's internet lawyer posting here again......
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dont fuck with a fat man and his food right pr0?
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Dude, chill out. All that rage for a fricking crappy McD burger? What do you expect for .99cents, Filet Mignon quality like at Mortons?
I'll fight for principles also, but not blow my blood pressure through the roof and get arrested when doing so. Fuck you gotta to be careful these days, down in Florida so many people have concealed weapons permits its scary. You get into pissing contests here and you stand a good chance of looking like swiss cheese real quick unless your packin too. hehehe |
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McDonalds is actually healthy if you eat it once or twice
a month. What happens is that it empties out your system (through massive diarrhea and vomit) and you fee like a new man the next day. ![]() I go over there and stuff my ass retarded whenever they have those $.29 hamburgers. mmmmm. The trick is to make it home BEFORE shitting in your pants. 5-10 minutes is usually a safe time, although it depends on how fast your stomach digests/attempts to digest that nasty shit. mm. makes me wanna run to the bathroom just thinking about it? luc |
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^---- gfy reg that dint wanna get sued by Ronald McSchlongald
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I missed the part where you got arrested. Detained is not arrested.
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he was gona get arrested by he and the cop came to an "agreement"
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What did I miss here? I just got back from work. Today I took a huge dump in the hamburger meat before leaving ...
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Valium man... that is all I gotta say..
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Stick to Subway. At least you can watch them make that stuff. No telling what they do to the ingredients before they bring them out, though.
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$9.00 for a BIG MAC meal ... WOW! that's Bullshit bro!
EVEN if you supersize that shit, $9.00 WOW! It only cost like $5.59 for a Big Mac combo up here in Western Canada... and where the hell is Sleazy to imput his Elite imput about MickyD's ???
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Join the Anti-McDonald's Crusade!
http://www.mcspotlight.org/ intro Many nutritionists argue that the type of high fat, low fibre diet promoted by McDonald's is linked to serious diseases such as cancer, heart disease, obesity and diabetes. The sort of diseases that are now responsible for nearly three-quarters of premature deaths in the western world. McDonald's respond that the scientific evidence is not conclusive and that their food can be a valuable part of a balanced diet. Some people say McDonald's are entitled to sell junk food in exactly the same way that chocolate or cream cake manufacturers do: if people want to buy it that's their decision. But should McDonald's be allowed to advertise their products as nutritious? Why do they sponsor sports events when they sell unhealthy products? And what on earth are they doing opening restaurants in hospitals? |
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Next time go to Taco Bell or El Pollo Loco...
Even better: Have you tried Chinese? The Subway is full of Fillipinos, that should be fun!
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Now a Mexican is someone who actually has a real job by the age of 25 and is not still flipping burgers at Mc Donald?s at 30 without a green card. A Mexican can also read, write, and understand English. Keep your panties on bro -- I think he was referring to the wet backs behind the counter not the entire Mexican race. -Ryan |
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What's the point? Well, how many people haven't heard the argument you're making? I'm guessing about 5 in the entire United States and none on this board. So, people have heard the argument you're making and then incorporated it into their lives about as much as they want to. So, we've heard it all before. Get the fuck out of our lives. So sit down and SHUT UP!
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I'm here for SPORT
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messin with the drive through is bad for your karma. It will come back to haunt you.
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Too old to care
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I don't understand, you said they tasted like shit. Aren't they meant to taste like that?
The only way to get something half decent in one of those places is to order the apple pies and a shake. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/2424825.stm Surprise, you market to kids and eventually the grown ups realise it's crap. |
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HAHAHAHA!
That is fucking great! Mc Donalds and Taco Bell always fuck up my orders...Food is shit too, but when your on the run, no choice. |
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