I got arrested @ Mcdonalds tonight
It's only once in awhile i actually stoop so low as to eat at mcdonalds, but on the rare occassion i am forced to eat fast food i usually get a big mac & some fries.
Well tonights bigmac tasted like someone took a shit on it, so in a rage of fury i drive back up to mcdonalds.
I am greeted by a fat redneck bitch missing 4 of her front teeth, after politely asking for my $9 back she goes to the cash register & deducts 4$ because i didn't bring the drinks back in.
At that exact moment 3ounces of pure adrenaline leaked into my veins & i flew off the fucking wall like a caged monkey snorting cocaine. I threatened to call the INS on the (And i quote) "Retarded Non english speaking mongloid mexicans in the kitchen" & on and on and on i went shouting profanities.
People started running from the store thinking a gun fight was about to break out....soon after the cops showed up & detained me why i explained the entire situation.
Got my fucking 9$ back...& cost mcdonalds about 3,000$ because they had to shut down the drive-thru for a little over an hour
FUCK YOU MCDONALDS! And fuck all the ignorant ass immigrant fucks that make up their employees!
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