Have you ever been resuscitated? - GoFuckYourself.com

kmanrox · 12-01-2008, 02:57 PM

if so, tell your story...

I OD'd on morphine pills when i was a teenager, was found 'dead', chair in my room fallen over, and a website on my monitor 'Signs of Morphine Overdose'... GF found me some time late, called 911 and they did whatever they did, but I woke up with the EMT's slapping my face telling me to wake up, a tube down my throat and another EMT saying something like 'OK, we've got vitals!'... and no, i'm not proud that i miscalculated the amount of recreational drugs to take

Randy West · 12-01-2008, 03:00 PM

It sounds like you have a death wish my friend. Between that and the AIDS that you have most likely contracted from fucking disgusting tranny hookers, I would put you on the 1-3 year death watch list.

$5 submissions · 12-01-2008, 03:03 PM

I almost drowned when I was 12. I felt this white sheet or white light in front of me and it felt very calming and everything was quiet. Next thing I knew a paramedic was doing CPR on me.

Based on my own personal experience, near death experience stories of a "white light" are (pardon the pun) dead on.

bushwacker · 12-01-2008, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Randy West

It sounds like you have a death wish my friend. Between that and the AIDS that you have most likely contracted from fucking disgusting tranny hookers, I would put you on the 1-3 year death watch list.

Maybe we should put together a GFY death pool

GAMMA303 · 12-01-2008, 03:08 PM

Not yet....

Va2k · 12-01-2008, 03:09 PM

I was dead for 6 minutes when I was 12": Hung myself on the stairs then my ole man came to the fucking rescue!!

Juicy D. Links · 12-01-2008, 03:10 PM

u-Bob · 12-01-2008, 03:21 PM

did have a piece of timber fly through my wind shield once... and hit me in the face... broke my nose... (but didn't have to be resuscitated)

$5 submissions · 12-01-2008, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

did have a piece of timber fly through my wind shield once... and hit me in the face... broke my nose... (but didn't have to be resuscitated)

Damn that sounds horrendous.

MetaMan · 12-01-2008, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Fungus

I was dead for 6 minutes when I was 12": Hung myself on the stairs then my ole man came to the fucking rescue!!

why did you hang yourself?

Va2k · 12-01-2008, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

why did you hang yourself?

fell down the stairs and got wrapped into a electoral cord and was knocked out while being hung at the same time!

umbralui · 12-01-2008, 03:32 PM

never fucking ever

LeRoy · 12-01-2008, 03:34 PM

The porn biz needs to be resuscitated

bronco67 · 12-01-2008, 03:42 PM

I almost drowned at Kaena point on the west side of Oahu. I had surfed there a hundred times before, but one barrel got the better of me.

I was dragged in by another surfer, and luckily there was some old lady who was the goddess of CPR.

12-01-2008, 02:57 PM	#1
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12-01-2008, 03:03 PM	#3
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12-01-2008, 03:09 PM	#6
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	I was dead for 6 minutes when I was 12": Hung myself on the stairs then my ole man came to the fucking rescue!! __________________

12-01-2008, 03:34 PM	#13
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12-01-2008, 03:00 PM	#2
Randy West So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,079	It sounds like you have a death wish my friend. Between that and the AIDS that you have most likely contracted from fucking disgusting tranny hookers, I would put you on the 1-3 year death watch list.

12-01-2008, 03:10 PM	#7
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992

12-01-2008, 03:21 PM	#8
u-Bob there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) Posts: 33,063	did have a piece of timber fly through my wind shield once... and hit me in the face... broke my nose... (but didn't have to be resuscitated)

12-01-2008, 03:32 PM	#12
umbralui Do as i say, not as i do! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in the mountains Posts: 13,755	never fucking ever

12-01-2008, 03:42 PM	#14
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	I almost drowned at Kaena point on the west side of Oahu. I had surfed there a hundred times before, but one barrel got the better of me. I was dragged in by another surfer, and luckily there was some old lady who was the goddess of CPR. __________________