Have you ever been resuscitated?
 

if so, tell your story...

I OD'd on morphine pills when i was a teenager, was found 'dead', chair in my room fallen over, and a website on my monitor 'Signs of Morphine Overdose'... GF found me some time late, called 911 and they did whatever they did, but I woke up with the EMT's slapping my face telling me to wake up, a tube down my throat and another EMT saying something like 'OK, we've got vitals!'... and no, i'm not proud that i miscalculated the amount of recreational drugs to take :pimp

It sounds like you have a death wish my friend. Between that and the AIDS that you have most likely contracted from fucking disgusting tranny hookers, I would put you on the 1-3 year death watch list.

I almost drowned when I was 12. I felt this white sheet or white light in front of me and it felt very calming and everything was quiet. Next thing I knew a paramedic was doing CPR on me.

Based on my own personal experience, near death experience stories of a "white light" are (pardon the pun) dead on.

Maybe we should put together a GFY death pool :pimp

Not yet....

I was dead for 6 minutes when I was 12": Hung myself on the stairs then my ole man came to the fucking rescue!!

did have a piece of timber fly through my wind shield once... and hit me in the face... broke my nose... (but didn't have to be resuscitated)

Damn that sounds horrendous.

why did you hang yourself?

fell down the stairs and got wrapped into a electoral cord and was knocked out while being hung at the same time!

never fucking ever

The porn biz needs to be resuscitated :)

I almost drowned at Kaena point on the west side of Oahu. I had surfed there a hundred times before, but one barrel got the better of me.

I was dragged in by another surfer, and luckily there was some old lady who was the goddess of CPR.