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Antonio · 11-13-2008, 09:16 AM

this is what you do:

Catch a fly, tear off the wings, go to the swimming pool, sit in the water with your dick head emerging from the water. Place the fly on top of your cock and wait. Soon enough the fly will want to escape and will start running all over your dick head, that doesn't feel good, it feels great! Better than the best blowjob you have ever had!

Soon enough you'll have the most powerful and the most memorable orgasm in your life!

Word!

Roald · 11-13-2008, 09:18 AM

weird......

Double trouble · 11-13-2008, 09:24 AM

Thanks, i will try that.

fusionx · 11-13-2008, 09:25 AM

insectiality?

Vick! · 11-13-2008, 09:28 AM

I think bathtub is better for such weird experiment. lol

PowerCum · 11-13-2008, 09:50 AM

New niche?

nAtuRaLbEautY · 11-13-2008, 10:58 AM

any pics or vids?

collegeboobies · 11-13-2008, 11:02 AM

What a weirdo

seeandsee · 11-13-2008, 11:03 AM

jesussssss

mrwilson · 11-13-2008, 11:06 AM

I just tried it in the bath, it dont work.
The fly fell off and drowned

Joe BrainCash · 11-13-2008, 11:15 AM

Sad day for GFY...

grumpy · 11-13-2008, 11:23 AM

we have reached a new low

Vicious_B · 11-13-2008, 11:45 AM

Um....okay. Thats a new one.

What level of boredom to you have to be at to discover something like that?

Chit Chat · 11-13-2008, 12:05 PM

That sounds weird.

AK · 11-13-2008, 12:21 PM

mrwilson · 11-13-2008, 12:22 PM

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-13-2008, 12:50 PM

I Invented Fly Jobs.

Sands · 11-13-2008, 12:55 PM

Wouldn't it be easier to go on Craigslist and buy a hooker?

AK · 11-13-2008, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands

Wouldn't it be easier to go on Craigslist and buy a hooker?

and you might catch the same thing anyway ... right? lol

mainroman · 11-13-2008, 02:10 PM

when giving yourself a "flyjob" you need to put on a condom and somehow blow a little air in it so the fly can move around.
This is an old trick, prisoners use it as a form of masturbation.

gornyhuy · 11-13-2008, 02:23 PM

Don't forget that you don't need lube for the fly because he provides his own by regurgitating his digestive fluids right onto your cock! Bonus!

Stellar · 11-13-2008, 02:27 PM

I'm trying to figure out where I saw this being said,

where is it from again?

The Duck · 11-13-2008, 02:30 PM

What....?

RevSand · 11-13-2008, 03:58 PM

When you cum do you shoot the fly across the pool and stick him to the other side of the pool??

moeloubani · 11-13-2008, 05:36 PM

i got one for you

wrap your hand around your dick, and stroke up and down

sometimes jerking it is just better

Dame · 11-13-2008, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrwilson

I just tried it in the bath, it dont work.
The fly fell off and drowned

lol just too funny!

nexxus · 11-13-2008, 05:47 PM

Ok, so I've got Jeff Goldblum, tied a string around him and...what next again?

raven1083 · 11-13-2008, 05:48 PM

pretty unusual thing it is really weird

Jarmusch · 11-13-2008, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrwilson

I just tried it in the bath, it dont work.
The fly fell off and drowned

Beats drowning in semen I guess

CaptainWolfy · 11-13-2008, 06:00 PM

lol big lol hehehe

Bojangles · 11-13-2008, 06:56 PM

Hahahahaha

WinstonTriplexcash · 11-13-2008, 07:11 PM

sounds like possible std

Spunky · 11-13-2008, 08:16 PM

Next you'll be putting peanut butter on your knob and calling fido over

qxm · 11-13-2008, 08:22 PM

this thread makes my balls feel started.....

Jarmusch · 11-13-2008, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Next you'll be putting peanut butter on your knob and calling fido over

Nah that's what chicks do.

tony286 · 11-13-2008, 08:27 PM

i will pass thank you

stickyfingerz · 11-13-2008, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moeloubani

i got one for you

wrap your hand around your dick, and stroke up and down

sometimes jerking it is just better

I was already getting my cock out till I read your whole post...

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