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Antonio 11-13-2008 09:16 AM

the best orgasm ever - a MUST read!
 
this is what you do:

Catch a fly, tear off the wings, go to the swimming pool, sit in the water with your dick head emerging from the water. Place the fly on top of your cock and wait. Soon enough the fly will want to escape and will start running all over your dick head, that doesn't feel good, it feels great! Better than the best blowjob you have ever had!

Soon enough you'll have the most powerful and the most memorable orgasm in your life!

Word!

Roald 11-13-2008 09:18 AM

weird......

Double trouble 11-13-2008 09:24 AM

Thanks, i will try that.

fusionx 11-13-2008 09:25 AM

insectiality?

Vick! 11-13-2008 09:28 AM

I think bathtub is better for such weird experiment. lol

PowerCum 11-13-2008 09:50 AM

New niche?

nAtuRaLbEautY 11-13-2008 10:58 AM

any pics or vids?

collegeboobies 11-13-2008 11:02 AM

What a weirdo

seeandsee 11-13-2008 11:03 AM

jesussssss

mrwilson 11-13-2008 11:06 AM

I just tried it in the bath, it dont work.
The fly fell off and drowned :(

Joe BrainCash 11-13-2008 11:15 AM

Sad day for GFY...

grumpy 11-13-2008 11:23 AM

we have reached a new low :(

Vicious_B 11-13-2008 11:45 AM

Um....okay. Thats a new one.

What level of boredom to you have to be at to discover something like that?

Chit Chat 11-13-2008 12:05 PM

That sounds weird.

AK 11-13-2008 12:21 PM

how bout these flies?
 
http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/...stripes/02.jpg

mrwilson 11-13-2008 12:22 PM

http://www.treehugger.com/green-porn...-sex-photo.jpg

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-13-2008 12:50 PM

I Invented Fly Jobs.

Sands 11-13-2008 12:55 PM

Wouldn't it be easier to go on Craigslist and buy a hooker?

AK 11-13-2008 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 15049216)
Wouldn't it be easier to go on Craigslist and buy a hooker?

and you might catch the same thing anyway ... right? lol

mainroman 11-13-2008 02:10 PM

when giving yourself a "flyjob" you need to put on a condom and somehow blow a little air in it so the fly can move around.
This is an old trick, prisoners use it as a form of masturbation.

gornyhuy 11-13-2008 02:23 PM

Don't forget that you don't need lube for the fly because he provides his own by regurgitating his digestive fluids right onto your cock! Bonus!

Stellar 11-13-2008 02:27 PM

I'm trying to figure out where I saw this being said,

where is it from again?

The Duck 11-13-2008 02:30 PM

What....?

RevSand 11-13-2008 03:58 PM

When you cum do you shoot the fly across the pool and stick him to the other side of the pool??

moeloubani 11-13-2008 05:36 PM

i got one for you

wrap your hand around your dick, and stroke up and down

sometimes jerking it is just better :2 cents:

Dame 11-13-2008 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrwilson (Post 15048433)
I just tried it in the bath, it dont work.
The fly fell off and drowned :(

lol just too funny!

nexxus 11-13-2008 05:47 PM

Ok, so I've got Jeff Goldblum, tied a string around him and...what next again?

http://www.popsucker.net/images/pops...heflyopera.jpg

raven1083 11-13-2008 05:48 PM

pretty unusual thing it is really weird

Jarmusch 11-13-2008 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrwilson (Post 15048433)
I just tried it in the bath, it dont work.
The fly fell off and drowned :(

Beats drowning in semen I guess

CaptainWolfy 11-13-2008 06:00 PM

lol big lol hehehe

Bojangles 11-13-2008 06:56 PM

Hahahahaha

WinstonTriplexcash 11-13-2008 07:11 PM

sounds like possible std

Spunky 11-13-2008 08:16 PM

Next you'll be putting peanut butter on your knob and calling fido over

qxm 11-13-2008 08:22 PM

this thread makes my balls feel started.....

Jarmusch 11-13-2008 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15051292)
Next you'll be putting peanut butter on your knob and calling fido over

Nah that's what chicks do. :)

tony286 11-13-2008 08:27 PM

i will pass thank you

stickyfingerz 11-13-2008 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moeloubani (Post 15050583)
i got one for you

wrap your hand around your dick, and stroke up and down

sometimes jerking it is just better :2 cents:

I was already getting my cock out till I read your whole post... :disgust:1orglaugh


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