GTS Mark

Did you win? Did you lose? Did you miserably lose and get your ass kicked??

I know I have been at both ends of the spectrum.

DH

Joe Sixpack

Grade 3. It was after school and I got my arse kicked.

ColKurtz

I dont think id ever let someone get over on me. Id be a pussy and spray them with pepper spray and then kick the shit out of them and run.

Voodoo

Last fight I was in, was outside of Dirty Nelly's in Gainesville Florida... I was parking, and some dude pulls up behind me, and sits there, so I start backing up to straighten my car out, and he honks at me.

I get out w/ my girl at the time, go inside, and the dude starts coming at me yelling some B.S., so, I asked my girl to hang on for a second... I walked up to him, and said "Did you say something?"... As soon as he opened his fat mouth, I clocked him, flat on the nose... Blood sprayed out, he dropped to the ground. I said, "I didn't think so." I got my girl, and we left.

Wasn't much of a fight, but, are they ever?

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Alky

lesson from this... always hit first

GTS Mark

It's amazing how much shit people talk and then after you start swinging they can't fight worth shit and or don't want to fight.

Haha that is what happened last weekend. Four fucking lightweights talking shit to Craig and needless to say we had the last laugh.

DH

P.S. Hey Craig do you still have the handcuff bruises?

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I don't fight with my hands sorry...
I fight with chairs, bottles (my favorite), bricks--whatever.

Then I'm running...
I'm pragmatic about fighting. How do you win, if you end up in jail?

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Spoonie Luv

does fighting with you wife count?

Brown Bear

Only if you punch her.

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thatdykeliz

Does it count if it was my ex-husband? I'd finally had enough of his abusive shit and rose up righteous, beat the holy crap out of him. He lied to his friends and said he got mugged in Mex, didn't want to admit this delicate flower of femininity gave him a black eye and booted him in the knee...

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Brown Bear

and now you're a lesbian?

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tree

hey theres a gay sig i can stomach

last fight i was in i had to pop some little wigger in the face right in a Sunoco last month, it was great. The cops were on my side and I got to go home

Krome

Me and the barman in Cafe Rouge beat the shit out of each other 2 months ago...It was Sunday night and he was off work...I was so pissed I could not do fuck all....basically we both lost...Shame really he was one of my best friends...One of those stupid drunken nights....

NickB.

Hmmm, last fight was because of my girlfriend, pretty blonde piece of ass !
We were in this bar having some Tequila, and this guy walks over and start touching my lady.... well.... I'm not an agressive guy, but I asked him polite not to do this and if he would keep touching her I would knock him out with my right hand.... so this guys start laughing and my girlfriend looks at me with her beautifull face! I pushed him away and before I knew it he starts trying to hit me, so I jumped to the left and kicked this guy in the middle of his face....... Finished.... what I totally forgot that this guys' friends were behind me, so this guy hits me in the back of my head..... because of the tequila it made me even more agressive so I start hitting these guys like a MAD MAN, and before I knew it 2 HUGE GUYS crapped me and kicked me out of the bar..... THE BOUNCERS .....

These are just the guys not to fuck with..... so my girls ran outside and start jelling at these guys, so we left the bar....

This was Last month!!!

chodadog

It was in high school. Over in one punch. Guy didn't come back to school for 3 weeks, and his eye was still messed up.

thatdykeliz

I've always been bi. There is no sane explanation for why I married my ex. I chose thatdykeliz as my handle because one of my sites has "dyke" in the name -- it's a bi/les-oriented fetish and femdom site.

And because when I'm not made up for a shoot, I look like a bulldyke...in fact, I'm growing out a crewcut right now.

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Brown Bear

So does that mean you still like to get pounded by a big cock every now and then?

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thatdykeliz

Yep...especially if it belongs to my girlfriend and is strapped on...

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NickB.

I never thought that I would request a pic, but..... I think now it's the time....

Can you show us a pic ???

thatdykeliz

Heh, don't have any handy at the moment or I would...she's going to be working with me on my site as a model starting in January, though...I'll definitely have some then.

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Halloween...some fat fucker punched my friend while he had his head turned, so I responded with a punch in the face and slamming his face into the ground. Him and his buddy ran like girls, because everyone at the party was friends with us and we were in the woods on my friends property. We woulda crucified them if they didn't run.

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Paul P

a few years back. knocked the guy out.

12clicks

Last time was long ago. some clown claiming to be a gold glove champ thought he could make a reputation if he kicked my ass.
After I wore myself out hitting him in the face, he hit me once in the side of the head. That just renewed my interest and I pounder him some more.
My friends watching, later said watching it was unsettling and they became afraid of me.

I'm actually very mild mannered

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pornJester

A little over a year ago at a football game. Was tailgating in the parking lot with my friends when this chick i was dating on and off comes over and wants me to help piss off her ex. So I walk with her to where this guy and his fraternity are. I wasn't sure what she wanted to do but all of a sudden she starts making out with me right in front of him. The guy comes over and starts to pick a fight with me, not one to start a fight with this kid in front of his whole fraternity i back off. He then shoves me.. not one to be a pussy, I jack him in the face. He comes at me again and I jack him another time. I was surprised when not one of his frat brothers jump in. Anyway, they kinda break it up and even gave me a beer. I head back to where my friends were tailgating and tell them what happened. All of a sudden the same guy comes walking by and tries to pick a fight with me again, this time in front of my friends. At this point i was thinking this kid has some balls or is just really stupid. So he has the nerve to shove me again so I threw a few punches at him then grab him and plant his face into a car. At this point I just wanted an apology from the kid for being a punk and wasting my time. When he refused and kept trying to fight me I planted my thumb in his eyesocket (effective pressure point) and still he refused, at this point he was just like 'let me go'. But him pretty much bringing this on himself and me bring pretty drunk, i wasn't going to let up that easy. Eventually though the cops started to roll in from the crowd of people around us and my friends pulled me off him. But just as they were pulling me away I spit in the punks face (icing on the cake!).

Well, i'm not one to condone fighting, I actually dislike it, but sometimes you need to teach punks a lesson.

(disclaimer: this was a period of time in which i lifted weights on a regular basis, now i'm just a skinny punk!)

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RockDaddy

Last time was about 10 yrs ago for me. Put a guy in the hospital with several broken bones. Just took care of those warrants a couple of years ago.

SleazyDream

the point is not getting into a fight or winning a fight, but not getting into one.

When I was younger and dumber I got into many - it's almost never that you can win a REAL fight and not get hurt yourself as well. Anyone who tells you they fight all the time and don't get hurt is lying.

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NickB.

The first PUNCH is almost the most important thing!
Try to hit his nose! As than , when hitting , his eyes will be filled with tears, so he won't be able to see the rest of your punches !

I trained at chakuriki gym which made me a new person!

High Quality

I got into a fight a couple of months ago. Some asshole in a local bar got into it with me cuz apparently I got my pool cue too close to face when I was shooting cuz the retard sat right next to the table. I was a bit drunk and naturally I told him to go fuck himself. Then this girl he was mackin' on comes up to me and gives me this big hug and is like, "its alright guys, no big deal." Needless to day the fucker swung at me with his slut still in my arms and since it was about 10 minutes to closing I had to beat his ass. It was fun - but eventually I think the bouncer did more damage to both of us than we got picked up and thrown out the door as DJ jazzy jeff got thrown out in The Fresh Prince Shows.

It was fun...thats the last time I got into a fight. Fucking meatheads......

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All of the time.. I always win. Last time was last weekend, 4 guys jumped me outside the bar. I knocked'em out in 10 secs flat, pried open their skulls and shoved their brains down their throats

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Martin

I've never lost a fight in my life.. Always ended up winning because I would do anything to win.. I've been sucker punched and knocked right the fuck out twice but, never lost a 1 on 1 fight yet.. I'm sure the day will come...

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TDF

actually it was yesterday. Some guys from around the corner giving a friend of mines some shit...i tried to be peacemaker and I walked around there to see if there was a problem because you never bring beef to where u stay. The guy said he wanted to catch fade with my boy and I said cool as long as they go head up with noone jumping in..



Low and behold as soon as my friend was beating the alpo out of this dude his friend came running across the street( I assume he had no idea why his boy was getting beatdown..lol) so I stated to him that his boy called my friend out and its a one on one fight. The guy took his shirt off and put his beef down like he wanted some so I simply and calmly turned around and clocked him one cool dope-fiend shot...the first hit staggered him but I hit him 3 more times on his jaw before he hit the ground and was laid out like a starfish and that was it..the end!

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mastamindz

In grade 5, I got my ass whooped. But he sucker punched my in the back of the head when I was walking away. I did get 3 or 4 good shots when I came too though.

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Roald

Never lost a 1 on 1 fight, only lost 1 time badly. We were at a club and some punk accused me of looking at his girl. I said he could back the fuck up cause I didn't. At the end of the eve when I came outside he was standing there with 15 friends, and we were with 5. So it was first like fighting 5 against 5 but after a few minutes when they found out they couldn't win the other 10 jumped in.

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Voodoo

I got into a fight just now. There were 85 Bloods (Gang Members) that just jumped me in my hood. I kicked the dude in the front, and they all fell like dominos. Then I grabbed my chainsaw, and cut them all into little pieces.

They won't be coming around here, no more.

Phew... That was tiring. I need a bong hit.

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RedShoe

(*cough) Bullshit... (*cough)Bullshit

You forget, I was there biiiattchh!

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The last time I was fisted? Who the fuck wants to know!

SNOW

I fisted Boneprone.

TDF

hahahah...you so crazyyyyyyyyyyy!! and for the record it happened right as you left..biattttttttch!

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FATPad

Halloween. Some punk 6 year old shows up on my doorstep dressed in a bunny outfit and yells "TRICK OR TREAT" when I open the door.

I knocked her down, grabbed her bag of candy she had and closed the door.

Two mins later, another knock. I open the door and she hits me in the balls. Bitch comes into my house while I'm laying on the ground crying and takes back her bag of candy, kicks me in the nuts again on the way out, and then leaves.

S'okay, though...I ate three of her candy bars before she got the bag back. Dumbass.

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Hmm... it's been almost a year no I think but I was at my brothers hose for our weekly thursday night drunk fest and we were all pretty taosted... anyway this guy was there that nobody particularly cared for and he started giving my brother shit. I didn't worry about it to much until he made some pretty serious threats and I attemted to step in... the guy started giving me shit and I told him he should leave... that set the guy off and he started to taunt me... I was as I said a little toasted so I was not making the best decisions in the world and the guy really pissed me off so I made a move towards him. When I did two of my "friends" grabbed me but it was to late. The fucker clocked me in the side of the head. I was dazed for a few seconds and when I regained my senses the guy was running towards his car like a little bitch. I actually tore my rotator cuff trying to get loose from the guys holding me. I am glad they stopped me now because I honestly think I would have killed the fucker if they had let me go. Thanks guys.

Fletch XXX

Me and 2 of my friends against 3 drunk fireman prolly 5 years ago.

My face still hurts kinda.

heheh

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I think it was 99..... drunk bar fun. Fletch beats some old lady pool shark who proceeds to slap him for some remark a bit later. So I was at the other end of the bar, did not see this, and proceeded to go see what happened as I wanted to make the situation better.

So I walk up and say "hey sorry, we are both really drunk (or something like that)," and she said something like "yeah well that is why I slapped him." Well my smile quickly left and I punched her in the face. Next thing I know her old hag boyfriend hits me, I fall down, and my big 6 foot tall friend picked me up and dragged me to the other end of the bar. Nobody wanted to fight back the elderly drunken bar trash, or get in trouble with the cops. They were regulars there as well.

So we got 86'd, and I was totally pissed. The next day I did find out that another friend who was there managed to pick up the old guy's glasses which fell off when he hit me. He pretended like he was gonna give them back, and then broke them instead in front of the guy, and had to run out of there pretty fast.

But black eyes kind of suck. Once I had a beer bottle broken over my head, and luckily walked away with only a tiny scratch on my face.

I have dramatically slowed down my partying these days. I'm much nicer now. I have more than enough scars.

Exxxotica

I almost got in a fight yesterday. If the guy would have said one more thing... I would have hit him.

I was at Subway getting a sandwich when this guys walks in. I turned around and say...

Me: "Hi, how are ya".
Him: "Good thanks...how are you?"
Me: "Im good too...nice weather we are having"
Him: "Yes it is nice weather for October"

I tell ya people... fuckers like this deserve an ass kicking. Im glad he shut his mouth when he did!

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10-11 years ago. Kicked some butt. Its funny that big guys with beer bellys think they just because you are skinny/wiry you're not in good shape and don't have a clue on how to give someone a beating...!

The guy was in such disbelief he came back for a rematch.....

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irisPornKings

almost two months ago, i attacked my boyfriend because.. i dunno, mood swing. i went at him as hard as i could but he's nearly a foot taller than me.. so of course his arms are longer.
so i'd run at him and he'd hold me back or push me down when i wouldn't stop. it was rather comical. i'd keep getting up and running into his hand and falling back. i ended up with a ton of bruises, he only had scratches, and he didn't hit me once.

i'm a wimp!

Splicer

That's classic: Blame it on Mexico.

I'm glad you beat the crap out of him!


BTW: My last fight was in 1969, took three or four pucnhes and one kick to end it.
Sweet revenge 'cause the same kid beat me a month or two before that.

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