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11-11-2008, 02:50 AM
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a girl in my office smell like poo...please help
never seen anything like it.
she stands in the doorway of my office 7 feet away and it's smells like I just dived in the toilet after eating expired Mexican food. the problem is every now and then we have to work on a project together and she has to sit next to me by the computer for 5-10 minutes. I took that thing that hangs on the mirror in my car that, put it under the table - didn't help. the shit smell is still too strong. I have a deodorant in my drawer I use myself if I forget to put on at home, I sprayed that all over the room - doesn't help either, the poo smell wins she's gonna be back in half an hour....help me...please advice...give me ideas....help me... |
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11-11-2008, 02:52 AM
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It's coming look busy
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Tell her in as nice of a way as possible.
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11-11-2008, 02:53 AM
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Ask her what kind of perfume she has on, then tell her to spray some more because her ass smells like a steamy septic tank.
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11-11-2008, 03:00 AM
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Last month I tried by asking her if her kid (she has a young one) is still using diapers, I was thinking the shit from the diapers is somewhat somehow on her hands or clothes or something... she said no. I couldn't go from there... |
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11-11-2008, 03:01 AM
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is she a gfyer?
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11-11-2008, 03:04 AM
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It's coming look busy
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If that is to extreme. Leave an anonymous note on her car window that is not super mean.
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11-11-2008, 03:05 AM
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Give her a gift basket for christmas with really strong industrial strength anti-odor cleanser/soap/body spray... None of that fruity Bath & Bodyworks stuff because it's not strong enough... Get some strong stuff... She'll get the hint and use it hopefully.
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11-11-2008, 03:06 AM
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ask if she is into anal, if she says yes, tell her she has to take a shower first and cleanup, if she says no, run away
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11-11-2008, 03:10 AM
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There is no great way to tell an adult that they need to wipe their ass. It's an uncomfortable conversation no matter what. You can try and beat around the bush and make the conversation about general hygiene, but then you run the risk of confusion, which will have to be followed up by a second conversation to remedy it.
Expect the person to be embarrassed and/or to deny that there is a problem. Do it at the end of the day, just before the person leaves, so they don't have to think about it in front of you for the rest of the day. If you have another person (preferably a woman), who can sit in, it's not bad to have validation (just make sure you discuss your approach together before hand). Think about how you'd want to be told about a hygiene issue... |
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11-11-2008, 03:10 AM
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i agree with the anonymous letter for sure. leave it on her desk and hope for the best. btw, your avatar terrifies me.
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11-11-2008, 03:11 AM
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Ask her if she forgot remove her rectal speculum.
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11-11-2008, 03:18 AM
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You might want to tell her close friend and let her friend tell her. Sometimes its easier when someone close tells you this kind of embarrassing things.
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11-11-2008, 03:19 AM
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It's coming look busy
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11-11-2008, 03:25 AM
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I had this in the office that would spray herself with SO MUCH perfume it made me sick.
I just told her she smells like shit, ended up crying in the bathroom for 2 hours and quitting... Dunno, if something pisses me off and/or doesn't let me work the way I want, I just say or try to fix it. |
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11-11-2008, 03:26 AM
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if no deodorant can tame that foul stink .. then it might be time for u to start thinking about Holy Water ...
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11-11-2008, 03:26 AM
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11-11-2008, 03:27 AM
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Note on car: "Your shit stinks - No joke".
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11-11-2008, 06:40 AM
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Send her to me! I like poo!
But seriously, when shes not looking, go take a shit on her desk! Then, when you hear her scream 'Ahhhh... Someone took a shit on my desk' you can just say... Oh, so thats what the smell is... I thought it was you, but now I know different... Funny really, because I just had a conversation with a bunch of strangers on a weboard called 'Go Fuck Yourself' regarding the beat way for me to broach the subject, that you 'smell of shit' with you... But now I know where the smells coming from, I dont need to... Wow! Thats a relief... Could have been a shit embarresing ! Job Done ! |
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11-11-2008, 06:42 AM
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buy a new gift for her: parfum!
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11-11-2008, 06:43 AM
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 sounds like its coming from a pro |
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11-11-2008, 06:45 AM
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Take a dump on her desk after she s gone, and leave a note
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11-11-2008, 06:47 AM
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the boss/manager in your office should be responsible to tell her
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11-11-2008, 06:55 AM
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when i saw the thread title i wanted to say send her to thatguyinthecorner but ofcourse you beat me in a topic like this.... i shouldve known |
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11-11-2008, 06:57 AM
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11-11-2008, 07:01 AM
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Show her this thread.
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11-11-2008, 07:01 AM
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I bet she's into scat. Have you ever tried to wash off the stench of shit from your hands? Now imagine having to wash it off your whole body.
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11-11-2008, 07:03 AM
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11-11-2008, 07:07 AM
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By the way, this is the official funniest thread title ever.
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11-11-2008, 07:12 AM
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Zester,
Is is possible she is wearing a diaper and that's why the smell is 'lingering'? She may have something like Crohn's disease where diarrhea is constant and often without warning so she wears the diaper for 'protection'. |
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11-11-2008, 07:30 AM
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Do u usually do Oral sex on a girls ass before work and R u wearing a mustache ?
That could be also the problem  ... and then now ur blaming it on the wrong person 
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11-11-2008, 07:36 AM
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It's nice to work from home office.
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11-11-2008, 07:38 AM
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This may sound like a cop out but that is what Human Resources is for, or her supervisor. Pass the buck and let them handle it.
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11-11-2008, 07:38 AM
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Be a man, just tell her.
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11-11-2008, 07:40 AM
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Just tell her she stinks of shit. End of...
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11-11-2008, 07:43 AM
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11-11-2008, 07:44 AM
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you should fuck her
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11-11-2008, 07:53 AM
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11-11-2008, 08:49 AM
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just lick her ass I guess
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11-11-2008, 08:59 AM
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so what did you tell her now? interesting :D
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11-11-2008, 09:04 AM
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I just let loose some flatulance
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11-11-2008, 09:05 AM
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Does the smell come from her mouth .... ??
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11-11-2008, 09:12 AM
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an anal shower should really help
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11-11-2008, 09:12 AM
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Maybe she has some on her shoe?
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11-11-2008, 09:13 AM
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Put some Vicks VapoRub under your nostrils
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11-11-2008, 09:26 AM
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Beat the shit out of her with a baseball bat, and while shes laying there in her own fecal matter and blood crying, say "now you have a reason to smell like shit, you dumb cunt!"
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11-11-2008, 10:08 AM
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There's no a polite way to help you.....
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11-11-2008, 10:15 AM
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Tell the boss. She is a health hazard. Unless you are the boss then just tell her
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11-11-2008, 10:21 AM
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Start ordering High Class Hookers
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