Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

Send her to me! I like poo!

But seriously, when shes not looking, go take a shit on her desk!

Then, when you hear her scream 'Ahhhh... Someone took a shit on my desk' you can just say...

Oh, so thats what the smell is... I thought it was you, but now I know different...
Funny really, because I just had a conversation with a bunch of strangers on a weboard called 'Go Fuck Yourself' regarding the beat way for me to broach the subject, that you 'smell of shit' with you...

But now I know where the smells coming from, I dont need to... Wow! Thats a relief... Could have been a shit embarresing !

Job Done !