Must LOVE Dogs! (new joke) - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 10-27-2008, 10:33 AM

They say you can tell a lot about someone by the way they treat animals. I picked up a girl at a bar, and as we left the bar, she saw a big dumb dog tied up on the street. As we passed it, she stopped to pat its head. I thought, ?Wow, she is really friendly!?

The dog loved her, so she started scratching his ears, then under his chin. His tail was wagging back and forth, he was in Heaven with so much attention! And I thought, ?Damn, she?s got some MOVES!?

Then she started scratching his back, and I thought ?This girl is a PLEASER!? The dog rolled over, and she scratched his chest and rubbed his belly! That big dumb dog never had it so good! And I thought, ?Holy shit I LOVE this girl!?

But then she stopped, and said ?Ok boy, that?s enough for you.? What? What the fuck! Oh shit, just my luck, another fucking PRICK TEASER!

B2BwithJoeD · 10-27-2008, 10:36 AM

Keep 'em coming

Zuzana Designs · 10-27-2008, 11:09 AM

lolz good one

_Richard_ · 10-27-2008, 11:26 AM

haha good idea.. needs better delivery

SteveLightspeed · 10-27-2008, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SBR Richard

haha good idea.. needs better delivery

You want me to email it to you?

baddog · 10-27-2008, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

You want me to email it to you?

Now that was funny. Original joke was too, but that made me LOL.

Marky333 · 10-27-2008, 11:39 AM

Great joke, thanks for sharing.

Vicious_B · 10-27-2008, 11:44 AM

That was pretty funny.

Eriic · 10-27-2008, 11:46 AM

WTF? I heard that when I was about 6 years old, umb 'bout 40 years ago.

Where do you get these awful Jokes?

The Duck · 10-27-2008, 11:51 AM

Not one to use in your standup segments, keep working though you have good ideas.

The Duck · 10-27-2008, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

You want me to email it to you?

That was funny

SteveLightspeed · 10-27-2008, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Eriic

WTF? I heard that when I was about 6 years old, umb 'bout 40 years ago.

Where do you get these awful Jokes?

Dude, my little jokes really seem to upset you. Buck up little fella, and DRY THOSE EYES! I'm not sure what you are getting so EMOTIONAL about! I'm sorry about your TINY PENIS and your EMPTY WALLET, but there's no reason to take it out on ME!

SteveLightspeed · 10-27-2008, 12:12 PM

I can believe someone may have written that same joke, because there are a LOT OF PRICK TEASING WOMEN in the world!

Bojangles · 10-27-2008, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

You want me to email it to you?

Kudles · 10-28-2008, 02:14 PM

Haha thats great!!

Pete-KT · 10-28-2008, 02:28 PM

haha thats funny

clare-sizegenetics · 10-30-2008, 03:36 AM

Buy that girl a few more dinks next time and she might loosen up a bit more!
Mind you if she had gone any further with that dog, make sure she washes her hands before she puts them on you!

XX_RydeR · 10-30-2008, 03:51 AM

Was pretty funny.

10-27-2008, 10:33 AM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Must LOVE Dogs! (new joke) They say you can tell a lot about someone by the way they treat animals. I picked up a girl at a bar, and as we left the bar, she saw a big dumb dog tied up on the street. As we passed it, she stopped to pat its head. I thought, ?Wow, she is really friendly!? The dog loved her, so she started scratching his ears, then under his chin. His tail was wagging back and forth, he was in Heaven with so much attention! And I thought, ?Damn, she?s got some MOVES!? Then she started scratching his back, and I thought ?This girl is a PLEASER!? The dog rolled over, and she scratched his chest and rubbed his belly! That big dumb dog never had it so good! And I thought, ?Holy shit I LOVE this girl!? But then she stopped, and said ?Ok boy, that?s enough for you.? What? What the fuck! Oh shit, just my luck, another fucking PRICK TEASER! __________________ Abra-cadabra!

10-27-2008, 10:36 AM	#2
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10-27-2008, 11:44 AM	#8
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10-27-2008, 11:51 AM	#10
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10-27-2008, 11:26 AM	#4
_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 30,989	haha good idea.. needs better delivery

10-27-2008, 11:39 AM	#7
Marky333 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 974	Great joke, thanks for sharing.

10-27-2008, 11:46 AM	#9
Eriic So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,995	WTF? I heard that when I was about 6 years old, umb 'bout 40 years ago. Where do you get these awful Jokes?

10-27-2008, 12:12 PM	#13
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	I can believe someone may have written that same joke, because there are a LOT OF PRICK TEASING WOMEN in the world! __________________ Abra-cadabra!

10-28-2008, 02:14 PM	#15
Kudles Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Here There and Everywhere Posts: 5,477	Haha thats great!! __________________ Free to Play MMOs and MMORPGs

10-28-2008, 02:28 PM	#16
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	haha thats funny

10-30-2008, 03:36 AM	#17
clare-sizegenetics Registered User Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 43	Buy that girl a few more dinks next time and she might loosen up a bit more! Mind you if she had gone any further with that dog, make sure she washes her hands before she puts them on you!

10-30-2008, 03:51 AM	#18
XX_RydeR Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Australia. Posts: 2,151	Was pretty funny. __________________ You Dun Goofed!