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SteveLightspeed · 10-27-2008, 10:33 AM

They say you can tell a lot about someone by the way they treat animals. I picked up a girl at a bar, and as we left the bar, she saw a big dumb dog tied up on the street. As we passed it, she stopped to pat its head. I thought, ?Wow, she is really friendly!?

The dog loved her, so she started scratching his ears, then under his chin. His tail was wagging back and forth, he was in Heaven with so much attention! And I thought, ?Damn, she?s got some MOVES!?

Then she started scratching his back, and I thought ?This girl is a PLEASER!? The dog rolled over, and she scratched his chest and rubbed his belly! That big dumb dog never had it so good! And I thought, ?Holy shit I LOVE this girl!?

But then she stopped, and said ?Ok boy, that?s enough for you.? What? What the fuck! Oh shit, just my luck, another fucking PRICK TEASER!

10-27-2008, 10:33 AM
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Must LOVE Dogs! (new joke) They say you can tell a lot about someone by the way they treat animals. I picked up a girl at a bar, and as we left the bar, she saw a big dumb dog tied up on the street. As we passed it, she stopped to pat its head. I thought, ?Wow, she is really friendly!? The dog loved her, so she started scratching his ears, then under his chin. His tail was wagging back and forth, he was in Heaven with so much attention! And I thought, ?Damn, she?s got some MOVES!? Then she started scratching his back, and I thought ?This girl is a PLEASER!? The dog rolled over, and she scratched his chest and rubbed his belly! That big dumb dog never had it so good! And I thought, ?Holy shit I LOVE this girl!? But then she stopped, and said ?Ok boy, that?s enough for you.? What? What the fuck! Oh shit, just my luck, another fucking PRICK TEASER! __________________ Abra-cadabra!