Must LOVE Dogs! (new joke)
 

They say you can tell a lot about someone by the way they treat animals. I picked up a girl at a bar, and as we left the bar, she saw a big dumb dog tied up on the street. As we passed it, she stopped to pat its head. I thought, ?Wow, she is really friendly!?

The dog loved her, so she started scratching his ears, then under his chin. His tail was wagging back and forth, he was in Heaven with so much attention! And I thought, ?Damn, she?s got some MOVES!?

Then she started scratching his back, and I thought ?This girl is a PLEASER!? The dog rolled over, and she scratched his chest and rubbed his belly! That big dumb dog never had it so good! And I thought, ?Holy shit I LOVE this girl!?

But then she stopped, and said ?Ok boy, that?s enough for you.? What? What the fuck! Oh shit, just my luck, another fucking PRICK TEASER!

Europeans Billing Europe!
 

Keep 'em coming :winkwink:

lolz good one :)

haha good idea.. needs better delivery

You want me to email it to you? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Now that was funny. Original joke was too, but that made me LOL.

Great joke, thanks for sharing.

That was pretty funny.

WTF? I heard that when I was about 6 years old, umb 'bout 40 years ago.

Where do you get these awful Jokes?

Not one to use in your standup segments, keep working though you have good ideas.

That was funny :1orglaugh

Dude, my little jokes really seem to upset you. Buck up little fella, and DRY THOSE EYES! I'm not sure what you are getting so EMOTIONAL about! I'm sorry about your TINY PENIS and your EMPTY WALLET, but there's no reason to take it out on ME!

I can believe someone may have written that same joke, because there are a LOT OF PRICK TEASING WOMEN in the world!

:1orglaugh

Haha thats great!!

haha thats funny

Buy that girl a few more dinks next time and she might loosen up a bit more!
Mind you if she had gone any further with that dog, make sure she washes her hands before she puts them on you!

Was pretty funny.