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CDSmith · 11-05-2002, 08:21 AM

This is about as single as it gets. Bring on the dancing girls.

I'm Slim · 11-05-2002, 08:45 AM

Yeah, theres tons of girls who wanna go out with a guy who shoots content

pimplink · 11-05-2002, 08:52 AM

That's funny, BB. We share the same strategy.

When people ask me what I do, I tell them that I map out strategies for correlating user email clicking behavior with promotional strategies recorded on mySQL databases. Subject changes quickly after that.

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Originally posted by Brown Bear
When people ask me what I do, I tell them that I work as a freelance consultant that does custom relational database programming.

FYI: I have no idea what relational database programming is, but I know that it sounds boring as hell and nobody will continue to ask me questions after hearing that. The only problem I had was one time I met someone who was a database programmer and he almost figured out that I have no idea what I'm talking about, but I dodged that problem by changing the subject.

This strategy has worked for years. Although it's getting hard to conceal the fact that I make a shit load of money for my age.

Nobody needs to know what I do besides me.

LunaC · 11-05-2002, 08:58 AM

I'm single and female and pretty open about what I do.

When I'm asked, I sometimes say "online advertising" but more often I just tell the full truth. It probably helps that I am a girl and that most of my friends are college students, but I've had pretty good reactions to telling people what I do. Usually mild shock, laughter, and then acceptance.

Of course, my last b/f couldn't handle it, but that's another story.

TeraBabes · 11-05-2002, 09:23 AM

Single and quite happy.

I tell people that I do "web design" or "web development" and that's usually enough. I agree that when people find out the details things tend to get annoying... usually thinking I am some "porn king" or whatever.

And the worst are the guys that think it must be the easiest thing in the world to do, and want me to explain to them in 3 minutes how they too can get rich by being a webmaster.

ColKurtz · 11-05-2002, 09:32 AM

26, single.

Best thing to say is "internet developer". Even though I have a lot of porn domains for the search engines, (I dont show any spread leg nudity on any of my sites). I dont develop any hardcore sites. So I would feel a bit weird saying im an adult webmaster to someone.

Its not worth trying to explain that to someone that dosent have a lot of internet experience, because they have no clue. Its best to just make it sound confusing and they wont ask again.

Sambuka · 11-05-2002, 09:52 AM

Sammy here single and working my ass off, no time for girls right now. Infact 12-14 hour days = no time for life. Oh well make hay while the sun shines.

I also don't tell people what I do, I tell them I own an internet webdesign and hosting business and have servers hosting websites in Florida, New York & LA. Nobody seems to give a fuck about internet stuff and they just go "oh thats nice" and thats it.

Although I was flirting with a chick at the bank who was setting up yet another business bank account and she asked me what I do, I told her the bullshit story and she went "Ohh how cool whats your website so I can go see it?, I went uhh eh hmmm well nah sorry I can't say", she says " Ohh your run porn sites?" ..
me = Blush "well yes as a matter of fake thats my business", she was really cool, we went out for coffee but nothing more.

Right, back to work, make another mountain of cash then getting a life then a girlfriend In that order

Sammy

Makingcoin · 11-05-2002, 12:19 PM

I am in a casual relationship at the moment. Sorta single.. sorta not.. depends on the ladies that I meet in the bars. If she is nasty I am taken..

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Originally posted by BV
Divorced since January 2002 - (was my New Years resolution) - lol

I still give her the cock every now and then if she asks nicely though.

That has to be the best... Ex sex... fuck it is great.. or make up sex... 'Yeah i forgive you, How's that feel bitch'...

Cheshire · 11-05-2002, 12:25 PM

<------ single and happy

GIA · 11-05-2002, 12:28 PM

well i'm not single either but i was for a little while!!reason well they couldn't handle what i was doing lol!!! so i decided the next person i meet will love porn as much as i do hehehe and yup eventually i got them into the porn buiss as well

try it it brings in twice as much cash cause we all know if you're dedicated enough you can make some big money in this industry!now take and times it by 2.

salsbury · 11-05-2002, 12:30 PM

i'm single, in that i am not married nor engaged. i have a girl i see from time to time when she's not busy with other guys. (she encourages me to see others, but, uh, i wouldn't even know where to start, heh.) i wouldn't say i'm "single and happy", but i do think i'd be more miserable if i were married (and awaiting the nearly inevitable divorce) or engaged (wedding planning sucks ass).

Jakk · 11-05-2002, 12:30 PM

Separated two years, divorced officially for two months.

In the beginning stages of a new relationship but I'll be fucked if I go the marriage route again. A good relationship can be had and built upon without trading vows.

GTS Mark · 11-05-2002, 12:54 PM

Wow lotsa newly divorced people here, sorry to hear that.

DH

salsbury · 11-05-2002, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Wow lotsa newly divorced people here, sorry to hear that.

DH

when most marriages end up in divorce, it's really no surprise.

GTS Mark · 11-05-2002, 03:59 PM

So where do you guys most like meeting women? Bars? Cafes? Internet dating? On the street?

DH

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 11-05-2002, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard

Hehe where you at baby?

DH

lol...I'm in Philadelphia =)

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 11-05-2002, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Next question if you meet a girl at a bar or coffee shop and she asks what you do? What is your response?

I say "Internet Advertising"

LOL!

DH

I must admit I am a liar too when it comes to this! Normally I will tell someone I am in marketing/advertising.

When eventually, I tell the truth (if the guy lasts that long) they are usually pretty kewl with it, just not so understanding of all the time I spend doing it.

fnet · 11-05-2002, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
So where do you guys most like meeting women? Bars? Cafes? Internet dating? On the street?

DH

I'm semi-reclusive, so I'll meet girls online and go on little dates to bolster my confidence for meeting girls _everywhere _else- I just walk right over and open up their world. You just need to get into the spirit to be able to do that unselfconsciously.

Usually, if I have my tongue rolling on like that, I can talk to anybody, anywhere, and it ain't no thing.

But once I'm in the spirit it's hard to get out of gear. and there goes the time. there is something to be said for being a nerd.

xxxjay · 11-05-2002, 05:03 PM

i'm single
sitting in front of the god damned screen 76 hours a day does little to un-do that

Lane · 11-05-2002, 06:44 PM

I'M LOOKING

heh

Bobo · 11-05-2002, 07:24 PM

I dunno about this singles lifestyle. I get less ass being single. Much more flirting yes, but less ass. It's like running to first and second base over and over again. A baseball game that never ends and baseball is boring enough a sport in itself.

Pipecrew · 11-05-2002, 08:10 PM

so fucking owned

dirtyone · 11-05-2002, 08:23 PM

Single and very happy. I stopped looking for mrs right and have been taking ms right now for about 6 years.

Don't get me wrong. If a ms right now happens to turn into mrs right thats fine but I am not looking for it. I guess if it happens that's the best way.

AaronM · 11-06-2002, 08:32 AM

Divorced...Currently Engaged.

kmanrox · 11-06-2002, 08:54 AM

hmm well i guess if you can marry your sister in oregon, you can marry your hand, right aaron?

11-05-2002, 08:21 AM	#51
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	This is about as single as it gets. Bring on the dancing girls. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

11-05-2002, 08:45 AM	#52
I'm Slim Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Boneprone is my pimp Posts: 344	Yeah, theres tons of girls who wanna go out with a guy who shoots content __________________ I'm your role model

11-05-2002, 09:23 AM	#55
TeraBabes Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Under Water Posts: 2,067	Single and quite happy. I tell people that I do "web design" or "web development" and that's usually enough. I agree that when people find out the details things tend to get annoying... usually thinking I am some "porn king" or whatever. And the worst are the guys that think it must be the easiest thing in the world to do, and want me to explain to them in 3 minutes how they too can get rich by being a webmaster. __________________ This place is too big.

11-05-2002, 12:25 PM	#59
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	<------ single and happy __________________ just a little bit naughty

11-05-2002, 12:28 PM	#60
GIA Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: look behind you Posts: 74	well i'm not single either but i was for a little while!!reason well they couldn't handle what i was doing lol!!! so i decided the next person i meet will love porn as much as i do hehehe and yup eventually i got them into the porn buiss as well try it it brings in twice as much cash cause we all know if you're dedicated enough you can make some big money in this industry!now take and times it by 2. __________________ cuming soon!

11-05-2002, 08:58 AM	#54
LunaC Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 148	I'm single and female and pretty open about what I do. When I'm asked, I sometimes say "online advertising" but more often I just tell the full truth. It probably helps that I am a girl and that most of my friends are college students, but I've had pretty good reactions to telling people what I do. Usually mild shock, laughter, and then acceptance. Of course, my last b/f couldn't handle it, but that's another story.

11-05-2002, 09:32 AM	#56
ColKurtz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Cambodia Posts: 596	26, single. Best thing to say is "internet developer". Even though I have a lot of porn domains for the search engines, (I dont show any spread leg nudity on any of my sites). I dont develop any hardcore sites. So I would feel a bit weird saying im an adult webmaster to someone. Its not worth trying to explain that to someone that dosent have a lot of internet experience, because they have no clue. Its best to just make it sound confusing and they wont ask again.

11-05-2002, 09:52 AM	#57
Sambuka Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: - Posts: 500	Sammy here single and working my ass off, no time for girls right now. Infact 12-14 hour days = no time for life. Oh well make hay while the sun shines. I also don't tell people what I do, I tell them I own an internet webdesign and hosting business and have servers hosting websites in Florida, New York & LA. Nobody seems to give a fuck about internet stuff and they just go "oh thats nice" and thats it. Although I was flirting with a chick at the bank who was setting up yet another business bank account and she asked me what I do, I told her the bullshit story and she went "Ohh how cool whats your website so I can go see it?, I went uhh eh hmmm well nah sorry I can't say", she says " Ohh your run porn sites?" .. me = Blush "well yes as a matter of fake thats my business", she was really cool, we went out for coffee but nothing more. Right, back to work, make another mountain of cash then getting a life then a girlfriend In that order Sammy

11-05-2002, 12:30 PM	#61
salsbury Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,070	i'm single, in that i am not married nor engaged. i have a girl i see from time to time when she's not busy with other guys. (she encourages me to see others, but, uh, i wouldn't even know where to start, heh.) i wouldn't say i'm "single and happy", but i do think i'd be more miserable if i were married (and awaiting the nearly inevitable divorce) or engaged (wedding planning sucks ass). __________________ Last edited by salsbury; 11-05-2002 at 12:32 PM..

11-05-2002, 12:30 PM	#62
Jakk Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 189	Separated two years, divorced officially for two months. In the beginning stages of a new relationship but I'll be fucked if I go the marriage route again. A good relationship can be had and built upon without trading vows.

11-05-2002, 12:54 PM	#63
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Wow lotsa newly divorced people here, sorry to hear that. DH

11-05-2002, 03:59 PM	#65
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	So where do you guys most like meeting women? Bars? Cafes? Internet dating? On the street? DH

11-05-2002, 05:03 PM	#69
xxxjay Tube groupie. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: LoScandalous, CA Posts: 13,482	i'm single sitting in front of the god damned screen 76 hours a day does little to un-do that __________________ http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

11-05-2002, 06:44 PM	#70
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	I'M LOOKING heh __________________

11-05-2002, 07:24 PM	#71
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	I dunno about this singles lifestyle. I get less ass being single. Much more flirting yes, but less ass. It's like running to first and second base over and over again. A baseball game that never ends and baseball is boring enough a sport in itself.

11-05-2002, 08:10 PM	#72
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	so fucking owned

11-05-2002, 08:23 PM	#73
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	Single and very happy. I stopped looking for mrs right and have been taking ms right now for about 6 years. Don't get me wrong. If a ms right now happens to turn into mrs right thats fine but I am not looking for it. I guess if it happens that's the best way.

11-06-2002, 08:32 AM	#74
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Divorced...Currently Engaged.

11-06-2002, 08:54 AM	#75
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	hmm well i guess if you can marry your sister in oregon, you can marry your hand, right aaron? __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor