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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 6
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What's a Webmaster?
"How's your eye?" asked Myrna my 3 month old puppy, she recently poked me in the eye and gave me an infection. Not sure if she was being sarcastic or not I looked over to see if she was smirking. She was lying on her back with her tongue hanging out of the side of her mouth chewing on a bunch of 2257s.
"Reading a webmaster forum" I replied "I asked them if I should kill you" "What did they say?" she asked "Not too much of any intelligence" I replied "one did go on about you having shit on your toes" "Probably a fetishist" she muttered under her breath. "That's a big word for a 3 month old puppy" I said "where did you learn that?" "In the whore house where I was born" she threw back at me, like I was fucking stupid. "What's a Webmaster anyway?" she asked "They are kind of like pissed off bats" I explained, "they live in dark rooms and talk shit about each other" "Nasty shit?" "It can get that way yeah" "Dogs are like that when they have fleas real bad" she mused Maybe that is the problem I pondered, maybe these fuckers just have fleas. |
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 31,618
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Welcome to GFY
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 4,517
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#4 |
Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 6
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I rest my case!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 23,400
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There you go.... you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.
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