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Michigan Man Arrested for Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Sorry if it was already posted. it made me LOL.
![]() THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. ? Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after ?receiving sexual favors from a vacuum? at a car wash.The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County?s Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act. The suspect, whose name wasn?t immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail. |
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That sounds like it could be painful.
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thats one fuckedd up drunk story
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Nice merit
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( o Y o )
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that sucks.
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I don't think the other post had his pic blown up like that...
doh! whatever happened to just rubbin one out |
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I need a beer
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Jesus..some people are too fucked up lol
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that's probably a good way to get your ass kicked in the slammer as well
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vacuum sucking one of ur balls might not be the best sexual experience ......
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Jesus loves bacon
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is that a crime?
was the vacuum underage? ah, maybe it was non-consensual vacuum sex
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TRUEAMATEURMODELS.COM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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at the time of the original first post, his name hadn't even been released ... I expected Joe Hoover ...
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So Fucking Banned
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Saginaw is full of smart people...
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Choice is an Illusion
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Heck, 75 cents for a blowjob is cheap
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working on my tan
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Nothing is worse than when you are about to bust a nut, the vacuum stops and the machine keeps spitting out your dollar bills.
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