What's a Webmaster?
 

"How's your eye?" asked Myrna my 3 month old puppy, she recently poked me in the eye and gave me an infection. Not sure if she was being sarcastic or not I looked over to see if she was smirking. She was lying on her back with her tongue hanging out of the side of her mouth chewing on a bunch of 2257s.
"Reading a webmaster forum" I replied "I asked them if I should kill you"
"What did they say?" she asked
"Not too much of any intelligence" I replied "one did go on about you having shit on your toes"
"Probably a fetishist" she muttered under her breath.
"That's a big word for a 3 month old puppy" I said "where did you learn that?"
"In the whore house where I was born" she threw back at me, like I was fucking stupid.
"What's a Webmaster anyway?" she asked
"They are kind of like pissed off bats" I explained, "they live in dark rooms and talk shit about each other"
"Nasty shit?"
"It can get that way yeah"
"Dogs are like that when they have fleas real bad" she mused
Maybe that is the problem I pondered, maybe these fuckers just have fleas.

Welcome to GFY

I rest my case!

There you go.... you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.