Should I kill my dog? Your vote counts - GoFuckYourself.com

christiancardim · 10-22-2008, 05:10 AM

So Monday morning Myrna, my new puppy, dived into bed with me and poked me in the eye with her grubby little paw. It hurt a bit but not much, a couple of hours later 2 models came by for a shoot and by the end of the shoot I was all but blind in the offending eye. My GF sick of my constant whining threw me into a trike and off we went to see the doctor. "Major fucking infection" said the Doc. 2 days later said GF is still putting stingy fucking medicine in my eye every 2 hours, i am whacked out on pain killers and had to cancel 2 shoots. "Your dog has very dirty feet" said the Doc. as he presented his bill which amounted to the price of a second hand Mercedes. "It's hard to want sex with a man who cries when I put medication into his eye 12 times a day" says my GF. So I ask you should I off the little fucker?

Enemator · 10-22-2008, 05:12 AM

I think you'd better better off killing yourself haha

Jens Van Assterdam · 10-22-2008, 05:13 AM

Hello fake nick,
what has a dog to do in your bed? Your into animals? A dog should not be in the bed.
When its a puppy and you think about killing him for crushing your eye, by mistake, you should kill yourself, but not the dog.

Fletch XXX · 10-22-2008, 05:15 AM

great first thread.

Eriic · 10-22-2008, 05:15 AM

Stop being a whiny little Bitch and your girlfriend wouldn't be upset with you. Your dog was just being loving, so yes put the dog to death for being lovable.

Nikki_Licks · 10-22-2008, 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enemator

I think you'd better better off killing yourself haha

CDSmith · 10-22-2008, 05:18 AM

1. wash dog's feet.

2. smack yourself in the head with nearest frying pan. (repeatedly)

nfm.

Consult fee: $20.

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JamesK · 10-22-2008, 05:18 AM

Keep your pets clean. He has dirty feet because you have a dirty house and you don't wash him. You deserve an infected eye and perhaps also to be shot in the head.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-22-2008, 05:18 AM

Give the dog to somebody who is capable of dealing with what comes with them. Then, don't have kids.

Bojangles · 10-22-2008, 05:20 AM

megatgpdotnet · 10-22-2008, 05:20 AM

Fucker .

Enemator · 10-22-2008, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Enemator

I think you'd better better off killing yourself haha

I see what I did there

dav3 · 10-22-2008, 05:35 AM

give your dog a fucking bath already.

CDSmith · 10-22-2008, 05:39 AM

You know what happened don't you? Your puppy stepped in it's own shit, then came and stuck it's shitty paw in your eye. You now have shit in your eye. Infecting it. Why did your dog do this? Because dogs can sense the nature of humans, if you're kind and caring or if you're a complete douche. It's obvious which one you are.

ps. Your dog rocks.

O MARINA · 10-22-2008, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by christiancardim

So Monday morning Myrna, my new puppy, dived into bed with me and poked me in the eye with her grubby little paw. It hurt a bit but not much, a couple of hours later 2 models came by for a shoot and by the end of the shoot I was all but blind in the offending eye. My GF sick of my constant whining threw me into a trike and off we went to see the doctor. "Major fucking infection" said the Doc. 2 days later said GF is still putting stingy fucking medicine in my eye every 2 hours, i am whacked out on pain killers and had to cancel 2 shoots. "Your dog has very dirty feet" said the Doc. as he presented his bill which amounted to the price of a second hand Mercedes. "It's hard to want sex with a man who cries when I put medication into his eye 12 times a day" says my GF. So I ask you should I off the little fucker?

SomeCreep · 10-22-2008, 05:39 AM

Don't mind me, I just stopped by to lay a fart.

christiancardim · 10-22-2008, 05:42 AM

THanks for the input, the fucker is dead!

stephane76 · 10-22-2008, 05:44 AM

You leave your dog in tour bed? with dirty feet?
ahahaha
It's all your fault! he did not meant to poke you in the eye i am sure
Leave the poor thing alone and read some http://home.wxs.nl/~keule207/tipsEngels.htm

Lycanthrope · 10-22-2008, 05:45 AM

Trike? Are you in The Philippines?
Sell it. Aso Adobo can be pretty tasty.

DarkJedi · 10-22-2008, 05:52 AM

I say an eye for an eye.

bloggingseo · 10-22-2008, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

You know what happened don't you? Your puppy stepped in it's own shit, then came and stuck it's shitty paw in your eye. You now have shit in your eye. Infecting it. Why did your dog do this? Because dogs can sense the nature of humans, if you're kind and caring or if you're a complete douche. It's obvious which one you are.

ps. Your dog rocks.

ContentSHOOTER · 10-22-2008, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Eriic

Stop being a whiny little Bitch and your girlfriend wouldn't be upset with you. Your dog was just being loving, so yes put the dog to death for being lovable.

What he said you have a pet and they tend to do that.... So if you had a two year old child that did that accidentally did that to you would kill that two.

IDIOT

brassmonkey · 10-22-2008, 06:00 AM

dont blame being a pussy on a puppy

suck it up

marcjacob · 10-22-2008, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

You know what happened don't you? Your puppy stepped in it's own shit, then came and stuck it's shitty paw in your eye. You now have shit in your eye. Infecting it. Why did your dog do this? Because dogs can sense the nature of humans, if you're kind and caring or if you're a complete douche. It's obvious which one you are.

ps. Your dog rocks.

Quoted for the truth

adonthenet · 10-22-2008, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

Hello fake nick,
what has a dog to do in your bed? Your into animals? A dog should not be in the bed.
When its a puppy and you think about killing him for crushing your eye, by mistake, you should kill yourself, but not the dog.

Exactly!

I personally think your a fucking stupid guy if you really think about Killing your puppy,

You asshole! give it to someone who would give some love to the little puppy!

pornguy · 10-22-2008, 06:08 AM

Try washing the dogs feet...

Spunky · 10-22-2008, 06:11 AM

Eyesight is over rated

Enemator · 10-22-2008, 06:17 AM

People who take this thread serious are pretty fucking lame

CDSmith · 10-22-2008, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enemator

People who take this thread serious are pretty fucking lame

Quoted for truth.

Jman · 10-22-2008, 07:00 AM

Kill your GF, eat her and give some to the dog then run fast to the nearest train track and play dare with the train and lose.

Oh and bring the dog to animal shelter before you do the train thingy.

Scott McD · 10-22-2008, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

Oh and bring the dog to animal shelter before you do the train thingy.

MrAwesome · 10-22-2008, 07:16 AM

ahhh thats just whats called a bad day...

mrwilson · 10-22-2008, 07:18 AM

Why did you let the dog put her paw in your eye?

Quagmire · 10-22-2008, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Try washing the dogs feet...

He might want to try cleaning his floors. Sounds like he lives in a shithole.

Phoenix · 10-22-2008, 07:36 AM

there was no voting at all wtf

baddog · 10-22-2008, 08:16 AM

I'd get rid of the g/f first. She seems like more of a whiny bitch than you are.

Now, if my dog wakes me up at 8 AM again, I may have to take him out.

The Duck · 10-22-2008, 08:17 AM

kill yourself instead :-)

halfpint · 10-22-2008, 08:22 AM

haha thats nothing wait till he jumps up on your bed and uses your eye as a tree or poops on your head

Jman · 10-22-2008, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I'd get rid of the g/f first. She seems like more of a whiny bitch than you are.

Now, if my dog wakes me up at 8 AM again, I may have to take him out.

Actually BadDog, the GF called him a whiny bitch cause he had a booboo in his eye. Hell taking pain killers for an eye infection... C'mon man that's week

I'm sure GF will dump his ass in the next few days and run away with the pooch.

justinsain · 10-22-2008, 08:48 AM

Every morning my dog comes into my bedroom and gets on the bed. He carefully sneaks over to my face and with surgical precision he
very very gently touches his nose to my eyelid to wake me up. It gets my day started with a

blademaster16 · 10-22-2008, 08:52 AM

kick his ass but don't kill him !

Manowar · 10-22-2008, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

great first thread.

haha, just what I was thinking!

tony286 · 10-22-2008, 10:09 AM

not the dogs fault

Slappin Fish · 10-22-2008, 10:59 AM

To all the dumbass people replying as if this was "real"....get a life.

sweetredhead · 10-22-2008, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Give the dog to somebody who is capable of dealing with what comes with them. Then, don't have kids.

so true

genoveze · 10-22-2008, 11:10 AM

hahaha man, it's just like cutting down a tree because you bumped your head into it, man you are smarter you took the decision to bring the dog in bed and lick him on the mouth so he can smack you, and man isnt your gf jealous for kissing the dog? I would worry about my relationship, dogs lick their ass and balls man, stop kissing that dog!

ps come online and say that you killed the dog see what reaction you get on teh forum LOL

beerptrol · 10-22-2008, 12:39 PM

"It's hard to want sex with a man who cries when I put medication into his eye 12 times a day"
Stop crying like a little bitch!
I bet you don't cry half as hard when she takes the megacock strapon to your ass.

dav3 · 10-22-2008, 12:41 PM

the nsa has just notified your local animal control.

Useless Warrior · 10-22-2008, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Your dog rocks.

Jodee_ExoticPays · 10-22-2008, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enemator

I think you'd better better off killing yourself haha

10-22-2008, 05:10 AM	#1
christiancardim Registered User Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 6	Should I kill my dog? Your vote counts So Monday morning Myrna, my new puppy, dived into bed with me and poked me in the eye with her grubby little paw. It hurt a bit but not much, a couple of hours later 2 models came by for a shoot and by the end of the shoot I was all but blind in the offending eye. My GF sick of my constant whining threw me into a trike and off we went to see the doctor. "Major fucking infection" said the Doc. 2 days later said GF is still putting stingy fucking medicine in my eye every 2 hours, i am whacked out on pain killers and had to cancel 2 shoots. "Your dog has very dirty feet" said the Doc. as he presented his bill which amounted to the price of a second hand Mercedes. "It's hard to want sex with a man who cries when I put medication into his eye 12 times a day" says my GF. So I ask you should I off the little fucker?

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Eriic So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,995	Stop being a whiny little Bitch and your girlfriend wouldn't be upset with you. Your dog was just being loving, so yes put the dog to death for being lovable.

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10-22-2008, 05:42 AM	#17
christiancardim Registered User Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 6	THanks for the input, the fucker is dead!

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10-22-2008, 05:52 AM	#20
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