Originally Posted by CDSmith

You know what happened don't you? Your puppy stepped in it's own shit, then came and stuck it's shitty paw in your eye. You now have shit in your eye. Infecting it. Why did your dog do this? Because dogs can sense the nature of humans, if you're kind and caring or if you're a complete douche. It's obvious which one you are.

ps. Your dog rocks.