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christiancardim · 10-22-2008, 05:10 AM

So Monday morning Myrna, my new puppy, dived into bed with me and poked me in the eye with her grubby little paw. It hurt a bit but not much, a couple of hours later 2 models came by for a shoot and by the end of the shoot I was all but blind in the offending eye. My GF sick of my constant whining threw me into a trike and off we went to see the doctor. "Major fucking infection" said the Doc. 2 days later said GF is still putting stingy fucking medicine in my eye every 2 hours, i am whacked out on pain killers and had to cancel 2 shoots. "Your dog has very dirty feet" said the Doc. as he presented his bill which amounted to the price of a second hand Mercedes. "It's hard to want sex with a man who cries when I put medication into his eye 12 times a day" says my GF. So I ask you should I off the little fucker?

10-22-2008, 05:10 AM
christiancardim Registered User Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 6	Should I kill my dog? Your vote counts So Monday morning Myrna, my new puppy, dived into bed with me and poked me in the eye with her grubby little paw. It hurt a bit but not much, a couple of hours later 2 models came by for a shoot and by the end of the shoot I was all but blind in the offending eye. My GF sick of my constant whining threw me into a trike and off we went to see the doctor. "Major fucking infection" said the Doc. 2 days later said GF is still putting stingy fucking medicine in my eye every 2 hours, i am whacked out on pain killers and had to cancel 2 shoots. "Your dog has very dirty feet" said the Doc. as he presented his bill which amounted to the price of a second hand Mercedes. "It's hard to want sex with a man who cries when I put medication into his eye 12 times a day" says my GF. So I ask you should I off the little fucker?