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rdunn404 · 11-05-2002, 11:08 AM

I've learned....

- Partnerships or joint ventures don't work when you're a control freak

- Women have been the downfall of every prominent man in history (i.e. Adam, David, Sampson, and Bill Clinton)

- Don't put up bond money for friends in jail, you won't get it back

- In retrospect all pussy is pretty much about the same

- Never make a crucial decision when horny or intoxicated

TheFLY · 11-05-2002, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by FATPad
If you have no carpets in your house, your cat won't throw up. If you have 100 rooms with something other than carpetting, and one room with carpet, your cat will puke on your carpet...every single time.

They did a study with mice exposed to different carpet... 33% of the carpets tested killed the mice... Maybe there's a connection.

TheFLY · 11-05-2002, 11:26 AM

Be nice to your kidney -- it will give you the will power to leave GFY.

Funbrunette · 11-05-2002, 11:59 AM

What goes around comes around!!!

Fletch XXX · 11-05-2002, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

They did a study with mice exposed to different carpet... 33% of the carpets tested killed the mice... Maybe there's a connection.

They?

Any links.

Kimmykim · 11-05-2002, 12:17 PM

What I have learned...

Most of it's bullshit that doesn't deserve a response. Don't worry about what people think about you since they will think it anyway. Sunny days are plentiful in Arizona but not in Texas.

Frank W · 11-07-2002, 01:19 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
women are liars
trust nobody
the meak shall inherit the shit
violence can and does solve problems
money can buy happiness
marriage and children are financial and emotional suicide
there are no "human rights"

Looks like you need a shrink.

Bobo · 11-07-2002, 01:25 AM

I already posted this but had to add onto it:

Money may not be able to buy happiness, but at least it allows you to choose your miseries.

....it's still better to have a choice than not to.

TDF · 11-07-2002, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by rdunn404
I've learned....

- Partnerships or joint ventures don't work when you're a control freak

- Women have been the downfall of every prominent man in history (i.e. Adam, David, Sampson, and Bill Clinton)

- Don't put up bond money for friends in jail, you won't get it back

- In retrospect all pussy is pretty much about the same

- Never make a crucial decision when horny or intoxicated

indeed...

Bobo · 11-07-2002, 01:31 AM

A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.

Zyber · 11-07-2002, 10:33 AM

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Originally posted by Minte
I have learned to always tell the truth..its easier to keep track of..

so true...

Just the Village Idiot · 11-07-2002, 12:21 PM

I learned this one last night --

don't run full speed in the house and attempt to jump over anything if you are tall and near a door frame.

I was only out four minutes though and am feeling much better now.

RMG · 11-07-2002, 12:41 PM

- No matter how bad things are, they can ALWAYS get worse.

- Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

- The only way to succeed is to take chances.

- When you've accomplished a goal, its not time to rest.

RMG

11-05-2002, 11:59 AM	#104
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11-07-2002, 01:25 AM	#108
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	I already posted this but had to add onto it: Money may not be able to buy happiness, but at least it allows you to choose your miseries. ....it's still better to have a choice than not to. Last edited by Bobo; 11-07-2002 at 01:26 AM..

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Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	A crowded elevator smells different to a midget. Last edited by Bobo; 11-07-2002 at 01:37 AM..

11-07-2002, 12:21 PM	#112
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11-05-2002, 11:08 AM	#101
rdunn404 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 999	I've learned.... - Partnerships or joint ventures don't work when you're a control freak - Women have been the downfall of every prominent man in history (i.e. Adam, David, Sampson, and Bill Clinton) - Don't put up bond money for friends in jail, you won't get it back - In retrospect all pussy is pretty much about the same - Never make a crucial decision when horny or intoxicated

11-05-2002, 11:26 AM	#103
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Be nice to your kidney -- it will give you the will power to leave GFY.

11-05-2002, 12:17 PM	#106
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	What I have learned... Most of it's bullshit that doesn't deserve a response. Don't worry about what people think about you since they will think it anyway. Sunny days are plentiful in Arizona but not in Texas.

11-07-2002, 12:41 PM	#113
RMG Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 542	- No matter how bad things are, they can ALWAYS get worse. - Don't count your chickens before they hatch. - The only way to succeed is to take chances. - When you've accomplished a goal, its not time to rest. RMG