I've learned....
- Partnerships or joint ventures don't work when you're a control freak
- Women have been the downfall of every prominent man in history (i.e. Adam, David, Sampson, and Bill Clinton)
- Don't put up bond money for friends in jail, you won't get it back
- In retrospect all pussy is pretty much about the same
- Never make a crucial decision when horny or intoxicated
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