Damn Max Payne got horrible reviews.. - GoFuckYourself.com

tical · 10-17-2008, 07:35 PM

Anyone here seen it yet?

The Duck · 10-17-2008, 07:38 PM

IMDB does not agree.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467197/

tical · 10-17-2008, 07:39 PM

rotten tomatoes gave it 16%

im still going to watch it though, i loved that game

Iron Fist · 10-17-2008, 08:07 PM

The Dark Knight was better.

qxm · 10-17-2008, 08:14 PM

the only actor who can pull shit like this in apocalyptic movies is Keanu Reeves ..... take "Constantine" and the "Devil's advocate" which were not half bad.... pretty amusing I might add....

DWB · 10-17-2008, 08:15 PM

I saw it. It was decent but I doubt I would see it again.

notoldschool · 10-17-2008, 09:20 PM

I was hoping it would be good. Guess dvd it is.

Horny Alf · 10-18-2008, 02:56 AM

I saw it tonight. Great visual effects...but thats about it! The reviews are pretty accurate.

sicone · 10-18-2008, 03:13 AM

Shitty, they have been hyping the movie a lot, but they did the same with Hitman...

Redmanthatcould · 10-18-2008, 03:29 AM

It was terrible. I am going to destroy it when I put my review up tomorrow on BehindtheHype. Just going to tear it to shreds.

Really, the only good part about it was seeing it for free on the Fox lot. It should be criminal to charge people for art that poorly crafted. Yuck.

Klen · 10-18-2008, 03:29 AM

Well nothing strange,so far there was not a single good movie based on game except maybe tomb raider.

SomeCreep · 10-18-2008, 03:30 AM

I might watch it when it comes out on cable.

riddler · 10-18-2008, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by tical

rotten tomatoes gave it 16%

im still going to watch it though, i loved that game

yeah? and rotten tomatoes gives some of the dumbest movies 90-100%

Stellar · 10-18-2008, 06:13 AM

I'm tired of seeing Markie Mark's midget ass assuming large roles.

I mean he's 5'5.. Always the hero.. Fucking joke.

seeandsee · 10-18-2008, 06:32 AM

I will watch it!

brassmonkey · 10-18-2008, 07:40 AM

really most movies the trailer is the best parts of the movie which is like someone punching u in the dark u wont see it coming

David! · 10-18-2008, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by notoldschool

I was hoping it would be good. Guess dvd it is.

who said you could open your pie hole?

fuzebox · 10-18-2008, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Well nothing strange,so far there was not a single good movie based on game except maybe tomb raider.

You mean you didn't enjoy Super Mario Bros?

But seriously, Resident Evil was ok.

I had high hopes for this one because I'm a huge fan of the games, but I should have realized they'd fuck it up like in Hitman.

Kudles · 10-18-2008, 09:29 AM

No but I want to

Darkland · 10-18-2008, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Well nothing strange,so far there was not a single good movie based on game except maybe tomb raider.

I will have to disagree with you... Ever see Silent Hill or Resident Evil? Good flicks.

Doctor Dre · 10-18-2008, 10:38 AM

I went to see it, it was 10 % of what it could have been .I was pissed off the whole time.

P.S. Last time I go see a Mark Walberg movie, 2 sucky movies in a row

Darkland · 10-18-2008, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

I had high hopes for this one because I'm a huge fan of the games, but I should have realized they'd fuck it up like in Hitman.

I am a huge Hitman fan and was pretty pissed with that movie. Going to see Max Payne today so we will see.

stickyfingerz · 10-18-2008, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Stellar

I'm tired of seeing Markie Mark's midget ass assuming large roles.

I mean he's 5'5.. Always the hero.. Fucking joke.

He is 5' 8 1/2" not 5'5" Same height as me, which isn't tall by any means, but not 5'5" lol

CaptainHowdy · 10-18-2008, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Stellar

I'm tired of seeing Markie Mark's midget ass assuming large roles.

I mean he's 5'5.. Always the hero.. Fucking joke.

...

It's fast food entertainment... what else would you expect?

Redmanthatcould · 10-18-2008, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by VS_Jeff

It was terrible. I am going to destroy it when I put my review up tomorrow on BehindtheHype.

If anyone is interested:

http://www.behindthehype.com/movie-r...o-be-tortured/

Klen · 10-18-2008, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

You mean you didn't enjoy Super Mario Bros?

But seriously, Resident Evil was ok.

I had high hopes for this one because I'm a huge fan of the games, but I should have realized they'd fuck it up like in Hitman.

Ok resident evil is ok too.I could add mortal kombat too but only beacuse i am big fan of series.

Lane · 10-18-2008, 03:02 PM

For some reason IMDB ratings for most of the recent crappy blockbuster action movies have been around 7 or sometimes higher. I don't know if it's the influx of new users or something fishy going on.

Rottentomatoes on the other hand is filled with self-absorbed critics who don't care if a movie is entertaining or not and jump on eachothers bandwagons.

DefaultMan · 10-18-2008, 03:15 PM

Man that sucks. I loved the games (especially #2) and was pleasantly surprised by how good the previews looked. Oh well, I'll just add it to my Netflix and get stoned and watch it.

hypedough · 10-18-2008, 03:30 PM

Just pop in the game and have a better time

bronco67 · 10-18-2008, 05:39 PM

It was like 16% on Rotten tomatoes, but even the positive reviews sounded like they hated it. That must mean it's really bad.

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