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tical 10-17-2008 07:35 PM

Damn Max Payne got horrible reviews..
 
Anyone here seen it yet?

The Duck 10-17-2008 07:38 PM

IMDB does not agree.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467197/

tical 10-17-2008 07:39 PM

rotten tomatoes gave it 16%

im still going to watch it though, i loved that game

Iron Fist 10-17-2008 08:07 PM

The Dark Knight was better.

qxm 10-17-2008 08:14 PM

the only actor who can pull shit like this in apocalyptic movies is Keanu Reeves ..... take "Constantine" and the "Devil's advocate" which were not half bad.... pretty amusing I might add....

DWB 10-17-2008 08:15 PM

I saw it. It was decent but I doubt I would see it again.

notoldschool 10-17-2008 09:20 PM

I was hoping it would be good. Guess dvd it is.

Horny Alf 10-18-2008 02:56 AM

I saw it tonight. Great visual effects...but thats about it! The reviews are pretty accurate.

sicone 10-18-2008 03:13 AM

Shitty, they have been hyping the movie a lot, but they did the same with Hitman...

Redmanthatcould 10-18-2008 03:29 AM

It was terrible. I am going to destroy it when I put my review up tomorrow on BehindtheHype. Just going to tear it to shreds.

Really, the only good part about it was seeing it for free on the Fox lot. It should be criminal to charge people for art that poorly crafted. Yuck.

Klen 10-18-2008 03:29 AM

Well nothing strange,so far there was not a single good movie based on game except maybe tomb raider.

SomeCreep 10-18-2008 03:30 AM

I might watch it when it comes out on cable.

riddler 10-18-2008 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical (Post 14916486)
rotten tomatoes gave it 16%

im still going to watch it though, i loved that game

yeah? and rotten tomatoes gives some of the dumbest movies 90-100%

Stellar 10-18-2008 06:13 AM

I'm tired of seeing Markie Mark's midget ass assuming large roles.

I mean he's 5'5.. Always the hero.. Fucking joke.

seeandsee 10-18-2008 06:32 AM

I will watch it!

brassmonkey 10-18-2008 07:40 AM

really most movies the trailer is the best parts of the movie which is like someone punching u in the dark u wont see it coming

David! 10-18-2008 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notoldschool (Post 14916748)
I was hoping it would be good. Guess dvd it is.

who said you could open your pie hole?

fuzebox 10-18-2008 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 14917260)
Well nothing strange,so far there was not a single good movie based on game except maybe tomb raider.

You mean you didn't enjoy Super Mario Bros? :1orglaugh

But seriously, Resident Evil was ok.

I had high hopes for this one because I'm a huge fan of the games, but I should have realized they'd fuck it up like in Hitman.

Kudles 10-18-2008 09:29 AM

No but I want to

Darkland 10-18-2008 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 14917260)
Well nothing strange,so far there was not a single good movie based on game except maybe tomb raider.

I will have to disagree with you... Ever see Silent Hill or Resident Evil? Good flicks.

Doctor Dre 10-18-2008 10:38 AM

I went to see it, it was 10 % of what it could have been .I was pissed off the whole time.

P.S. Last time I go see a Mark Walberg movie, 2 sucky movies in a row

Darkland 10-18-2008 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 14917821)
I had high hopes for this one because I'm a huge fan of the games, but I should have realized they'd fuck it up like in Hitman.

I am a huge Hitman fan and was pretty pissed with that movie. Going to see Max Payne today so we will see.

stickyfingerz 10-18-2008 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellar (Post 14917489)
I'm tired of seeing Markie Mark's midget ass assuming large roles.

I mean he's 5'5.. Always the hero.. Fucking joke.

He is 5' 8 1/2" not 5'5" Same height as me, which isn't tall by any means, but not 5'5" lol

CaptainHowdy 10-18-2008 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellar (Post 14917489)
I'm tired of seeing Markie Mark's midget ass assuming large roles.

I mean he's 5'5.. Always the hero.. Fucking joke.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

It's fast food entertainment... what else would you expect?

Redmanthatcould 10-18-2008 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 14917259)
It was terrible. I am going to destroy it when I put my review up tomorrow on BehindtheHype.

If anyone is interested:

http://www.behindthehype.com/movie-r...o-be-tortured/

Klen 10-18-2008 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 14917821)
You mean you didn't enjoy Super Mario Bros? :1orglaugh

But seriously, Resident Evil was ok.

I had high hopes for this one because I'm a huge fan of the games, but I should have realized they'd fuck it up like in Hitman.

Ok resident evil is ok too.I could add mortal kombat too but only beacuse i am big fan of series.

Lane 10-18-2008 03:02 PM

For some reason IMDB ratings for most of the recent crappy blockbuster action movies have been around 7 or sometimes higher. I don't know if it's the influx of new users or something fishy going on.

Rottentomatoes on the other hand is filled with self-absorbed critics who don't care if a movie is entertaining or not and jump on eachothers bandwagons.

DefaultMan 10-18-2008 03:15 PM

Man that sucks. I loved the games (especially #2) and was pleasantly surprised by how good the previews looked. Oh well, I'll just add it to my Netflix and get stoned and watch it.

hypedough 10-18-2008 03:30 PM

Just pop in the game and have a better time :thumbsup

bronco67 10-18-2008 05:39 PM

It was like 16% on Rotten tomatoes, but even the positive reviews sounded like they hated it. That must mean it's really bad.


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