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phasic · 10-09-2008, 09:20 AM

Went ahead and stocked up on pineapple juice and celery..

Any suggestions, definitely gonna video tape it all ;)

baddog · 10-09-2008, 09:21 AM

Bring in another chick.

mrwilson · 10-09-2008, 09:24 AM

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Andy CHOOPA · 10-09-2008, 09:32 AM

Antique shopping, great deals this time of year

marko13 · 10-09-2008, 09:34 AM

tell her to do to you pose 68....

kowalsky · 10-09-2008, 09:40 AM

Well, the question is what you have not done yet with her..

Scott McD · 10-09-2008, 09:41 AM

Fist her!!

CDSmith · 10-09-2008, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phasic

Girlfriend said I can do whatever I want tonight...

Some girls use that phrase as codewords for "I'd like to try anal"

You lucky lucky sumbitch you.

avalanche · 10-09-2008, 10:01 AM

Tell her to invite all her drunken slutty friends over and put that statement to the test.

brassmonkey · 10-09-2008, 10:03 AM

smack it flip it rubb it down

bloggingseo · 10-09-2008, 10:04 AM

I think dude is right, stick it in the poop chute!

phasic · 10-09-2008, 10:12 AM

Yah its goin in the butt tonight for sure, anything else?

nosey · 10-09-2008, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Some girls use that phrase as codewords for "I'd like to try anal"

You lucky lucky sumbitch you.

indeed

nosey · 10-09-2008, 10:19 AM

ADL Colin · 10-09-2008, 10:23 AM

Cool. Go out and find a hot chick, take her to a hotel and fuck her

fatfoo · 10-09-2008, 10:27 AM

pineapple juice and celery..? what the hell are you gonna with that, go eat a salad?

CDSmith · 10-09-2008, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

pineapple juice and celery..? what the hell are you gonna with that, go eat a salad?

No no, the pineapple juice has just the right natural acidic cleansing strength to clean out her colon.

The celery has just the right shape and tensile strength to hold open her chute while he pours in the juice.

The guy is on the right track for sure.

NaughtyVisions · 10-09-2008, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

smack it flip it rubb it down

Tom_PM · 10-09-2008, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

No no, the pineapple juice has just the right natural acidic cleansing strength to clean out her colon.

The celery has just the right shape and tensile strength to hold open her chute while he pours in the juice.

The guy is on the right track for sure.

Barefootsies · 10-09-2008, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phasic

definitely gonna video tape it all ;)

Get to toe sucking, fucking, and eating some asshole.

Ethersync · 10-09-2008, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

No no, the pineapple juice has just the right natural acidic cleansing strength to clean out her colon.

The celery has just the right shape and tensile strength to hold open her chute while he pours in the juice.

The guy is on the right track for sure.

Halcyon · 10-09-2008, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

No no, the pineapple juice has just the right natural acidic cleansing strength to clean out her colon.

The celery has just the right shape and tensile strength to hold open her chute while he pours in the juice.

The guy is on the right track for sure.

You need to write a "How-to" book!!

CDSmith · 10-09-2008, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

You need to write a "How-to" book!!

to go with the how-to video he's going to make tonight? :D

WebairChris · 10-09-2008, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

No no, the pineapple juice has just the right natural acidic cleansing strength to clean out her colon.

The celery has just the right shape and tensile strength to hold open her chute while he pours in the juice.

The guy is on the right track for sure.

Thank you just made my day!!!

CaptainHowdy · 10-09-2008, 11:14 AM

That calls for a tranny party!

gimo33 · 10-09-2008, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Some girls use that phrase as codewords for "I'd like to try anal"

You lucky lucky sumbitch you.

First thing that came to my mind.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

No no, the pineapple juice has just the right natural acidic cleansing strength to clean out her colon.

The celery has just the right shape and tensile strength to hold open her chute while he pours in the juice.

The guy is on the right track for sure.

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