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  • phasic
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2005
    • 2104

    #1

    Girlfriend said I can do whatever I want tonight...

    Went ahead and stocked up on pineapple juice and celery..

    Any suggestions, definitely gonna video tape it all ;)
    Brief revisit. (mic drop)
  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #2
    Bring in another chick.

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    • mrwilson
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      • Jul 2007
      • 5122

      #3
      go fuck a hooker

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          • marko13
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            • Apr 2004
            • 7512

            #6
            tell her to do to you pose 68....
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            • kowalsky
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              • Oct 2003
              • 2494

              #7
              Well, the question is what you have not done yet with her..
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              • Scott McD
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                • Nov 2002
                • 67798

                #8
                Fist her!!


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                • CDSmith
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                  • May 2001
                  • 51460

                  #9
                  Originally posted by phasic
                  Girlfriend said I can do whatever I want tonight...
                  Some girls use that phrase as codewords for "I'd like to try anal"


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                  • avalanche
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                    • Feb 2005
                    • 1922

                    #10
                    Tell her to invite all her drunken slutty friends over and put that statement to the test.
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                    • brassmonkey
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                      • Sep 2005
                      • 77397

                      #11
                      smack it flip it rubb it down
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                      • bloggingseo
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                        • May 2007
                        • 1793

                        #12
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                        • phasic
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 2104

                          #13
                          Yah its goin in the butt tonight for sure, anything else?
                          Brief revisit. (mic drop)

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                          • nosey
                            Talk Hard
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 14413

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                            Some girls use that phrase as codewords for "I'd like to try anal"


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                            • nosey
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                              • Feb 2003
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                              #15

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                              • ADL Colin
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                                • Feb 2001
                                • 11929

                                #16
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                                • fatfoo
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                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 27763

                                  #17
                                  pineapple juice and celery..? what the hell are you gonna with that, go eat a salad?
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                                  • CDSmith
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 51460

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by fatfoo
                                    pineapple juice and celery..? what the hell are you gonna with that, go eat a salad?
                                    No no, the pineapple juice has just the right natural acidic cleansing strength to clean out her colon.

                                    The celery has just the right shape and tensile strength to hold open her chute while he pours in the juice.

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                                    • NaughtyVisions
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                                      • May 2008
                                      • 4204

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by brassmonkey
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                                      • Tom_PM
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                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 16443

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CDSmith
                                        No no, the pineapple juice has just the right natural acidic cleansing strength to clean out her colon.

                                        The celery has just the right shape and tensile strength to hold open her chute while he pours in the juice.

                                        The guy is on the right track for sure.


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                                        • Barefootsies
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                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 42635

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by phasic
                                          definitely gonna video tape it all ;)
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                                          • Ethersync
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                                            • Mar 2008
                                            • 5289

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                                            No no, the pineapple juice has just the right natural acidic cleansing strength to clean out her colon.

                                            The celery has just the right shape and tensile strength to hold open her chute while he pours in the juice.

                                            The guy is on the right track for sure.
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                                            • Halcyon
                                              Spread The Pink!
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 8609

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                              No no, the pineapple juice has just the right natural acidic cleansing strength to clean out her colon.

                                              The celery has just the right shape and tensile strength to hold open her chute while he pours in the juice.

                                              The guy is on the right track for sure.

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                                              • CDSmith
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • May 2001
                                                • 51460

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Halcyon
                                                You need to write a "How-to" book!!
                                                to go with the how-to video he's going to make tonight? :D
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                                                • WebairChris
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                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                  • 245

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                  No no, the pineapple juice has just the right natural acidic cleansing strength to clean out her colon.

                                                  The celery has just the right shape and tensile strength to hold open her chute while he pours in the juice.

                                                  The guy is on the right track for sure.
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                                                  • CaptainHowdy
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                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 94741

                                                    #26
                                                    That calls for a tranny party!

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                                                    • gimo33
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                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 5599

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                      Some girls use that phrase as codewords for "I'd like to try anal"


                                                      You lucky lucky sumbitch you.
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                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                      No no, the pineapple juice has just the right natural acidic cleansing strength to clean out her colon.

                                                      The celery has just the right shape and tensile strength to hold open her chute while he pours in the juice.

                                                      The guy is on the right track for sure.
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