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phasic 10-09-2008 09:20 AM
Girlfriend said I can do whatever I want tonight...
 
Went ahead and stocked up on pineapple juice and celery..

Any suggestions, definitely gonna video tape it all ;)

baddog 10-09-2008 09:21 AM
Bring in another chick.

mrwilson 10-09-2008 09:24 AM
go fuck a hooker :1orglaugh

Rankings 10-09-2008 09:28 AM
Play in tonights World Wide Content poker tourney!















then go fuck a hooker

Andy CHOOPA 10-09-2008 09:32 AM
Antique shopping, great deals this time of year :)

marko13 10-09-2008 09:34 AM
tell her to do to you pose 68....

kowalsky 10-09-2008 09:40 AM
Well, the question is what you have not done yet with her.. :)

Scott McD 10-09-2008 09:41 AM
Fist her!!

CDSmith 10-09-2008 09:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by phasic (Post 14874142)
Girlfriend said I can do whatever I want tonight...
Some girls use that phrase as codewords for "I'd like to try anal"


You lucky lucky sumbitch you.

avalanche 10-09-2008 10:01 AM
Tell her to invite all her drunken slutty friends over and put that statement to the test.

brassmonkey 10-09-2008 10:03 AM
smack it flip it rubb it down

bloggingseo 10-09-2008 10:04 AM
I think dude is right, stick it in the poop chute!

phasic 10-09-2008 10:12 AM
Yah its goin in the butt tonight for sure, anything else?

nosey 10-09-2008 10:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14874282)
Some girls use that phrase as codewords for "I'd like to try anal"


You lucky lucky sumbitch you.
indeed :)

nosey 10-09-2008 10:19 AM

ADL Colin 10-09-2008 10:23 AM
Cool. Go out and find a hot chick, take her to a hotel and fuck her

fatfoo 10-09-2008 10:27 AM
pineapple juice and celery..? what the hell are you gonna with that, go eat a salad?

CDSmith 10-09-2008 10:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 14874507)
pineapple juice and celery..? what the hell are you gonna with that, go eat a salad?
No no, the pineapple juice has just the right natural acidic cleansing strength to clean out her colon.

The celery has just the right shape and tensile strength to hold open her chute while he pours in the juice.

The guy is on the right track for sure.

NaughtyVisions 10-09-2008 10:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 14874360)
smack it flip it rubb it down


:thumbsup

Tom_PM 10-09-2008 10:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14874541)
No no, the pineapple juice has just the right natural acidic cleansing strength to clean out her colon.

The celery has just the right shape and tensile strength to hold open her chute while he pours in the juice.

The guy is on the right track for sure.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :error

:pimp

Barefootsies 10-09-2008 10:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by phasic (Post 14874142)
definitely gonna video tape it all ;)
Get to toe sucking, fucking, and eating some asshole.
:2 cents:

Ethersync 10-09-2008 10:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14874541)
No no, the pineapple juice has just the right natural acidic cleansing strength to clean out her colon.

The celery has just the right shape and tensile strength to hold open her chute while he pours in the juice.

The guy is on the right track for sure.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Halcyon 10-09-2008 10:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14874541)
No no, the pineapple juice has just the right natural acidic cleansing strength to clean out her colon.

The celery has just the right shape and tensile strength to hold open her chute while he pours in the juice.

The guy is on the right track for sure.

You need to write a "How-to" book!!

CDSmith 10-09-2008 10:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Halcyon (Post 14874579)
You need to write a "How-to" book!!
to go with the how-to video he's going to make tonight? :D

WebairChris 10-09-2008 10:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14874541)
No no, the pineapple juice has just the right natural acidic cleansing strength to clean out her colon.

The celery has just the right shape and tensile strength to hold open her chute while he pours in the juice.

The guy is on the right track for sure.
Thank you just made my day!!!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 10-09-2008 11:14 AM
That calls for a tranny party!

gimo33 10-09-2008 11:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14874282)
Some girls use that phrase as codewords for "I'd like to try anal"


You lucky lucky sumbitch you.
First thing that came to my mind.

Quote:
Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14874541)
No no, the pineapple juice has just the right natural acidic cleansing strength to clean out her colon.

The celery has just the right shape and tensile strength to hold open her chute while he pours in the juice.

The guy is on the right track for sure.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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