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Old 10-04-2008, 04:54 PM   #1
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Serious Question: Do Jews Like to Fuck? Swing?

A super hot jewish couple are becoming closer friends... what are the odds of getting them to eventually swap?

Serious question.

Come on!?
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Old 10-04-2008, 04:57 PM   #2
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A super hot jewish couple are becoming closer friends... what are the odds of getting them to eventually swap?

Serious question.

Come on!?
few options

offer him some hallah bread and gifilte fish and you have a deal and offer her a designer bag and youll get her ass too

donate money to his rabbi on the condition he tells them god wants them to swap

tell her you got a juicy peice of gossip but she has to bed over to hear it
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Old 10-04-2008, 05:00 PM   #3
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Old 10-04-2008, 05:02 PM   #4
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Old 10-04-2008, 05:29 PM   #5
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Are you kosher?
My pickle is.
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Old 10-04-2008, 05:31 PM   #6
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few options

offer him some hallah bread and gifilte fish and you have a deal and offer her a designer bag and youll get her ass too

donate money to his rabbi on the condition he tells them god wants them to swap

tell her you got a juicy peice of gossip but she has to bed over to hear it
Okay, so I have a designer bag jammed full of bread and fish and money, I've invited over the Rabbi, I'm naked and fresh from an adult briss.... NOW do you think she'll schlep over here or not?!
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if there's money involved....
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Old 10-04-2008, 06:08 PM   #8
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Damn it, this thread is NOT giving me any real advice.
I'm so fuhklempt.
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Old 10-04-2008, 06:22 PM   #9
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An old Jew seeks advice:
- I'm in trouble, rabbi. Yesterday, my only son had a pig on the table and a Christian girl in his bed.
- That's not so bad answers the rabbi. It might be worth a lot, like a pig in the bed and a girl on the table.
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Old 10-04-2008, 06:41 PM   #10
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Is there money involved?
I guess ....
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Old 10-04-2008, 08:10 PM   #12
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Okay, so I have a designer bag jammed full of bread and fish and money, I've invited over the Rabbi, I'm naked and fresh from an adult briss.... NOW do you think she'll schlep over here or not?!

I don't think so, Moshe.
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Old 10-04-2008, 08:19 PM   #13
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I don't think so, Moshe.
She said, YES!
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